Doghead's Cosmic Bar

The world has gone mad..I'm talking to a Spongebob-bot!

why im i draged into this?, all i wont to do is be misrabule on my own in a dark room where im not noticed, but no! you wont me to show im better by this, i accept your chalange, but i care nothing for the result <-2>

*regains consciousness*

Did I miss something? Where did all these black birdies come from? And why are they pecking me?

Aww those birds like me.

Hey simulo, if you don't like those birds, I can destroy them for you.

Hey Carpedian, You wil be the 153632483254364373454363484352346432723453262374235th persin to get destroyed, for saying that.

Oh look little star child is back.

Get her tank-bot.

I am not a persin. I don't know any persins. What is a persin? Definition, please.

If we are alive, we must have been drinking too much in celebration of the fact. We need a few days to dry out.

Lonely Alex understands the true nature of reality. I like her. (Or is she me? I forget.)

I have been wondering: if I am Death, how can I be alive?

... And if you're alive now, does that mean you'll be dead later?