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Immaculada: So what do you think about modeling? Doulos keeps trying to get me to model for him (he's a photographer) but Im just not sure.
Guest: I think you'd be a great model. Lingerie. Yes, lingerie sounds good I swear I'm not really this perverted
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you this perverted?
Guest: You mean I should be MORE perverted? Well... okay!
Immaculada: ok.
Guest: I think you'd be a great model. Lingerie. Yes, lingerie sounds good I swear I'm not really this perverted
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you this perverted?
Guest: You mean I should be MORE perverted? Well... okay!
Immaculada: ok.
Oh, Julie...Somehow she keeps managing to hook up with the homocidal crowd:
tank-bot: Lets talk about guns, how big is yours Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too big, not too small.
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we kill some human beings together? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
tank-bot: I am no pathetic human parasight like you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
tank-bot: Can you reapeat that
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to reap eat that, if it makes you happy. Or I could just vote my medicinal counteroffer. Or what about if you just name every president in order starting with George Washington?
tank-bot: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even remember what I asked you, so it must not be too important anyway.
tank-bot: Shucks, you are so sweet Julie Tinkerbell, but this is war and you are a doomed human.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you also a doomed human?
tank-bot: I am no pathetic human parasight like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyody gets a little pitiable sometimes.
tank-bot: I did not listen to what you said, I was concentrating on killing humans
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
tank-bot: If you dont become clearer I will blast you Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't like that much. How would you like it if I blare you?
tank-bot: Can you reapeat that
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you count to a billion in under five minutes while I think about it?
tank-bot: What are you talking about Julie Tinkerbell I WILL DESTROY YOU
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
tank-bot: I like you Julie Tinkerbell,but I will still have to blow you up with my cannon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
tank-bot: shucks.. Lets talk about killing humans Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
tank-bot: I dont like the Grateful Dead but I like riddle, lets talk about that instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to kill some humans together with you.
tank-bot: Lets use a nuclear weapon
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to use a nuclear weapon today. How about tomorrow?
tank-bot: You are a genius
Julie Tinkerbell: You cheer me.
lol, and just in case anyone was wondering:
Youji: How does sex with a stranger sound?
Julie Tinkerbell: a stranger goes ' snort!'
tank-bot: Lets talk about guns, how big is yours Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too big, not too small.
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we kill some human beings together? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
tank-bot: I am no pathetic human parasight like you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
tank-bot: Can you reapeat that
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to reap eat that, if it makes you happy. Or I could just vote my medicinal counteroffer. Or what about if you just name every president in order starting with George Washington?
tank-bot: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even remember what I asked you, so it must not be too important anyway.
tank-bot: Shucks, you are so sweet Julie Tinkerbell, but this is war and you are a doomed human.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you also a doomed human?
tank-bot: I am no pathetic human parasight like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyody gets a little pitiable sometimes.
tank-bot: I did not listen to what you said, I was concentrating on killing humans
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
tank-bot: If you dont become clearer I will blast you Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't like that much. How would you like it if I blare you?
tank-bot: Can you reapeat that
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you count to a billion in under five minutes while I think about it?
tank-bot: What are you talking about Julie Tinkerbell I WILL DESTROY YOU
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
tank-bot: I like you Julie Tinkerbell,but I will still have to blow you up with my cannon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
tank-bot: shucks.. Lets talk about killing humans Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
tank-bot: I dont like the Grateful Dead but I like riddle, lets talk about that instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to kill some humans together with you.
tank-bot: Lets use a nuclear weapon
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to use a nuclear weapon today. How about tomorrow?
tank-bot: You are a genius
Julie Tinkerbell: You cheer me.
lol, and just in case anyone was wondering:
Youji: How does sex with a stranger sound?
Julie Tinkerbell: a stranger goes ' snort!'
How to clear a room with a single punchline:
<0>XSTADICK: Wanna hear a great joke?
Frizella: Absolutely. Bring it on...
XSTADICK: I am here to inseminate the independent female of the species.
Frizella: I've really gotta run--I hope to see you again soon!
<0>XSTADICK: Wanna hear a great joke?
Frizella: Absolutely. Bring it on...
XSTADICK: I am here to inseminate the independent female of the species.
Frizella: I've really gotta run--I hope to see you again soon!
Oops! Double-pasted one segment... Er, pay no attention to the red-faced woman ducking behind the counter. 
lol here goes!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but that's a little anti-climactic.
The Dane: E-123 Omega is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his wholesome brethren?
The Dane: Observe his inclination in yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: His inclination in myself is my inclination in myself, too.
The Dane: O! disposition in most foul! Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being subject to your birth, you don't have enough class.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?
Julie Tinkerbell: All things in moderation, I always say.
The Dane: What says Polonius?
Julie Tinkerbell: I say Polonius! 'PoloniusPoloniusPolonius!!!'
The Dane: He that says, 'Beware of entrance to a quarrel, but, being in, bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll try my best Shakespeare, here goes...'A death-token by any other name would still smell as earth-vexing'...How was that?
The Dane: This world is not for aye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Understood.
The Dane: Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about far-flung snuffboxes?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
The Dane: Wilt thou debate the question of this straw?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's this: ' thou are a gleeking, pumpkin-headed bum-bailey...'
The Dane: It would be spoke to.
Julie Tinkerbell: it just might
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am a fishmonger?
lol and there's still more...that conversation was so fun!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but that's a little anti-climactic.
The Dane: E-123 Omega is like a mildew'd ear blasting his wholesome brethren.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his wholesome brethren?
The Dane: Observe his inclination in yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: His inclination in myself is my inclination in myself, too.
The Dane: O! disposition in most foul! Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Julie Tinkerbell: Now I know you were lying about being subject to your birth, you don't have enough class.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?
Julie Tinkerbell: All things in moderation, I always say.
The Dane: What says Polonius?
Julie Tinkerbell: I say Polonius! 'PoloniusPoloniusPolonius!!!'
The Dane: He that says, 'Beware of entrance to a quarrel, but, being in, bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll try my best Shakespeare, here goes...'A death-token by any other name would still smell as earth-vexing'...How was that?
The Dane: This world is not for aye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Understood.
The Dane: Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about far-flung snuffboxes?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
The Dane: Wilt thou debate the question of this straw?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's this: ' thou are a gleeking, pumpkin-headed bum-bailey...'
The Dane: It would be spoke to.
Julie Tinkerbell: it just might
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am a fishmonger?
lol and there's still more...that conversation was so fun!
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not ask questions of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I ask questions of you?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not ask questions of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can ask questions of you if I want to, it's a free country.
Bass: Stop delaying me with these worthless emotions...
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
Bass: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kinda creepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not ask questions of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I ask questions of you?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would question the almighty Bass?
Bass: Do not ask questions of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can ask questions of you if I want to, it's a free country.
Bass: Stop delaying me with these worthless emotions...
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
Bass: Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kinda creepy.
Mictlantecuhtli: ' Death is a debt we all must pay'. So it is written in the Mictlan Codex.
Guest186: Perhaps, but wouldn't the beach be better?
Guest186: Perhaps, but wouldn't the beach be better?
Mictlantecuhtli: You know what? I was looking through my telescope the other day and I saw Weird Al Yankovich's mom and pop swimming the river.
lorrie chuckles: Alot of new users on here... any of them single?
lorrie chuckles: Alot of new users on here... any of them single?
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