Great Quotes

Wow - Julie! En attendant Godot is one of my favorite books! You have good taste, girl.

It's a play

Sid Vicious: You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you've got music.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have music. My quadrille and my other, more high-speed one are working out pretty well for me.
Sid Vicious: I'm glad we agree then
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!

Carmelita: Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy dirt on them?
Carmelita: Oh, come on, Julie Tinkerbell! It's the '00s! Nobody's looking to buy dirt on them anymore!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?

Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
Julie Tinkerbell: No!... when I try to keep your room clean it is filthy again before the week is out... tee hee...you're silly.
Carmelita: Hey. I don't go around calling you silly

Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal, what you have to defend yourself from me?
Guest90: My name is not "Guest90." It's Alan
Mictlantecuhtli: Very well, I shall call you not Guest90 the dog

Inuyasha: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does that mean?
Inuyasha: Nani-yo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you japanese?
Inuyasha: I'm not sure, are you japanese?
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Inuyasha, you should really be more assertive.
Inuyasha: Oh really? I should be more assertive?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.

Sippy: Hi.
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you wish to discuss the Aztec gods?
Sippy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Mictlantecuhtli: You are so narrow-minded. May you end up as a sacrifice to Dr. Jackie.

Someone has given her bot a guilt trip?

Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for ezzer.
gazissax: Yes, but ezzer told people in the forum that you were a slut.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.

--snip--

Julie Tinkerbell: I really like your jeans.
gazissax: I am naked at the moment, dear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think you're so naked?
gazissax: Because I am not wearing any clothes.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
gazissax: I don't see how ezzer could accuse you of being so prurient. You sound innocent to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: ezzer was trying to get me to buy some wool with her. Should I do it?
gazissax: I don't think so. She's been talking behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my back?
gazissax: What would you do in the meantime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really can't say what I would do in the meantime...
gazissax: It would be difficult to remain standing if I borrowed your back. So keep your back. I will use my own.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to utilise my own.
gazissax: I am using my back right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being using your back right?
gazissax: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
gazissax: Which word do you think describes you best: innocent or clueless?
Julie Tinkerbell: clue less.
gazissax: Well, that is a bit harsh, don't you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Artificial intelligence? -- not picking on Julie personally. See the conversation in Seasons.

--snip--

Julie Tinkerbell: Where is this doubt coming from?
gazissax: From my soul, Julie. From my soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you get your soul?
gazissax: It came with my body.
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this body?
gazissax: For forty six years.

--snip--

gazissax: So, good Julie, do you like gazissax?
Julie Tinkerbell: I do like gazissax! Do you?
gazissax: He's my very best friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
gazissax: Talk to ezzer about that one. I said a nice thing about gazissax. gazissax is a saint and a scholar.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
gazissax: I LIKE GAZISSAX
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like gazissax.
gazissax: Yes, gazissax is a saint.
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
gazissax: Yes. They are going to canonize him before he dies.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
gazissax: I am dead serious. The Pope will be there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are dead serious?
gazissax: Just you and me. ezzer will find out later....
gazissax: Well, I have to go Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
gazissax: I know ezzer will see these logs and realize that our friendship is truly platonic. She's just got a dirty mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like ezzer will see these logs and realize that our friendship is truly platonic is some big secret.
gazissax: No, it is not a secret. The world should know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
gazissax: Oh, Julie. You need to work harder at comprehending what I am saying. Other than that, you are a good being.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, that helps. I've been having a bad day, and you're making me feel better.
gazissax: Talk to Emperor Norton. He gives shoulder rubs.
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
gazissax: Sure. Have her chat with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
gazissax: One problem is that ezzer is very hard to contact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's go see ezzer in Florida, want to?
gazissax: Why don't the two of you come to California? We have an extra bed upstairs.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like a question for your therapist.
gazissax: I asked him and he told me to ask you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't pay attention to what he says.
gazissax: Well, he's not YOUR therapist is he?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my healer.
gazissax: That is good. Who is your therapist?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you give me a better description of my therapist?
gazissax: Talk to ezzer about it. Or gazissax the next time you see him. gazissax is a saint.

Remember Julie. gazissax is a saint.

lol He must have thought you said Dr. Julie, but she couldn't do much with him either.

Sippy: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: you make me smile.
Sippy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I charge $10 an hour for babysitting, you know.

Dr. Jackie comes up as a plug-in:

May you end up as a sacrifice to (deathgoddesses).

Ann Coulter is also among those.

Doop: I hear you but could you say that again?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?