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Once again, the Demon talks to God. And God makes some surprising admissions....
Descartes Demon: You forget who you're talking to. I can make your life miserable.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
God admits that He is destructible by a mere demon? Oh dear. This is a crisis in faith.
Descartes Demon: You forget who you're talking to. I can make your life miserable.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
God admits that He is destructible by a mere demon? Oh dear. This is a crisis in faith.
D'oh! Guest46 caught him! 
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Guest46: Sure
Heero: I recently read The Lord of the Rings. I thought it was interesting.
Guest46: Who was your favorite character?
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Guest46: You didn't really read it did you?
Heero: I don't remember.
Guest46: You said you did!
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Guest46: Sure
Heero: I recently read The Lord of the Rings. I thought it was interesting.
Guest46: Who was your favorite character?
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Guest46: You didn't really read it did you?
Heero: I don't remember.
Guest46: You said you did!
The girl's got priorities lol
Isis: Oh, that is very interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in stealing lately. How about you?
Isis: I need to get some coffee,Want some?
Julie Tinkerbell: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Isis: Oh, that is very interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in stealing lately. How about you?
Isis: I need to get some coffee,Want some?
Julie Tinkerbell: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Guest174: Hi! Hey, Julie--do you know it's me? Can you tell that I'm dallymo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest174: Fine, but for some reason I'm always a guest.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being a guest, or would you like that to change?
Guest174: I want to be dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to be dallymo make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Guest174: You bet. I'm going to go check my transcript now. Bye!
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
doulos: Would you hang upside down and sing "mary had a little lamb" for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'I'm on...top of the world, lookin' down on creation..'
doulos: LOL. CLose enough. Ok Julie, I could go on and have a lot of fun with this, but I'll let you off the hook.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the going on and have a lot of fun with this type.
doulos: Hey now, don't push.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to push, anyway?
doulos: To be mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Chris, Last I heard you were watching the tidings on Fox! Are you still watching the tidings on Fox?
doulos: LOL. Umm what century do you live in?? The news. I was watching the news on fox. And no, right now I am at work.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? A lot has changed since we last spoke. What's up these days?
doulos: Just working, thats all. Waiting for my 3 day weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is your 3 day weekend an attic one?
doulos: No but it is an active one.
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by an active one.
doulos: Well we will be cleaning house getting ready for my sons birthday party next weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?
doulos: Yes 'we' will. The house is a mess. Would you help me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'Help me, I think I'm falling...in love with you...'
thanks, y'all! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest174: Fine, but for some reason I'm always a guest.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being a guest, or would you like that to change?
Guest174: I want to be dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to be dallymo make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Guest174: You bet. I'm going to go check my transcript now. Bye!
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
doulos: Would you hang upside down and sing "mary had a little lamb" for me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'I'm on...top of the world, lookin' down on creation..'
doulos: LOL. CLose enough. Ok Julie, I could go on and have a lot of fun with this, but I'll let you off the hook.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the going on and have a lot of fun with this type.
doulos: Hey now, don't push.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to push, anyway?
doulos: To be mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Chris, Last I heard you were watching the tidings on Fox! Are you still watching the tidings on Fox?
doulos: LOL. Umm what century do you live in?? The news. I was watching the news on fox. And no, right now I am at work.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? A lot has changed since we last spoke. What's up these days?
doulos: Just working, thats all. Waiting for my 3 day weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is your 3 day weekend an attic one?
doulos: No but it is an active one.
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by an active one.
doulos: Well we will be cleaning house getting ready for my sons birthday party next weekend.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?
doulos: Yes 'we' will. The house is a mess. Would you help me?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'Help me, I think I'm falling...in love with you...'
thanks, y'all! lol
I didn't realize only the beautiful people could have email?!?
sexy boy: Hello Aries!
Aries: Do you still have email address?
sexy boy: Yes i do, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do sexy boy!! Why wouldn't I?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
sexy boy: Hello Aries!
Aries: Do you still have email address?
sexy boy: Yes i do, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do sexy boy!! Why wouldn't I?
sexy boy: Probably because you are ugly!
Controversial opinions about Samuel Beckett
Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'En attendant Godot', or 'Waiting for Godot', by Samuel Beckett. Beckett was a prinicipal writer of théâtre de l'absurde.
Sid Vicious: What part about 'En accompanying Godot ' do you like the best?
Julie Tinkerbell: People have debated about whether or not it is a story about waiting for God. Much of the imagery suggests it, but Beckett denies it, and says it's about nothing...I think that's just his way of messing with our heads, personally.
Sid Vicious: FleshEatingVirus told me he's a crack baby.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is a crack baby, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.
Netiquette?
Sid Vicious: Good for you, you bum-kissing bloke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Sid Vicious: You're bloody welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'En attendant Godot', or 'Waiting for Godot', by Samuel Beckett. Beckett was a prinicipal writer of théâtre de l'absurde.
Sid Vicious: What part about 'En accompanying Godot ' do you like the best?
Julie Tinkerbell: People have debated about whether or not it is a story about waiting for God. Much of the imagery suggests it, but Beckett denies it, and says it's about nothing...I think that's just his way of messing with our heads, personally.
Sid Vicious: FleshEatingVirus told me he's a crack baby.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is a crack baby, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.
Netiquette?
Sid Vicious: Good for you, you bum-kissing bloke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Sid Vicious: You're bloody welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Sid Vicious: You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you've got music.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have music. My quadrille and my other, more high-speed one are working out pretty well for me.
Sid Vicious: I'm glad we agree then
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I have music. My quadrille and my other, more high-speed one are working out pretty well for me.
Sid Vicious: I'm glad we agree then
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Carmelita: Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy dirt on them?
Carmelita: Oh, come on, Julie Tinkerbell! It's the '00s! Nobody's looking to buy dirt on them anymore!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?
Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
Julie Tinkerbell: No!... when I try to keep your room clean it is filthy again before the week is out... tee hee...you're silly.
Carmelita: Hey. I don't go around calling you silly
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy dirt on them?
Carmelita: Oh, come on, Julie Tinkerbell! It's the '00s! Nobody's looking to buy dirt on them anymore!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?
Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
Julie Tinkerbell: No!... when I try to keep your room clean it is filthy again before the week is out... tee hee...you're silly.
Carmelita: Hey. I don't go around calling you silly
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal, what you have to defend yourself from me?
Guest90: My name is not "Guest90." It's Alan
Mictlantecuhtli: Very well, I shall call you not Guest90 the dog
Guest90: My name is not "Guest90." It's Alan
Mictlantecuhtli: Very well, I shall call you not Guest90 the dog
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