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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ezzer: What was that business with Julie last night? How come she turned into a porno bot all of a sudden?
There is NOTHING in the script implicating me in Julie's life of crime. You can't pin that one on me! 
I have to admit that I enjoy good repartee with my bot...Michtli takes himself very seriously, being a death god and all....
Mictlantecuhtli: I won't mind. What you were about to say was trivial. It takes four years for a soul to cross into Mictlan. A strange and terrible journey.
Guest195: Are there any truck plazas along the way? I always like to stop at the truck plazas for a bite to eat when I travel.
Mictlantecuhtli: First you must swim the raging river. Then you must wade through the hot sands.
Guest195: Do I get to wear flip flops, or will I be barefoot?
Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of puddingstone will crash down on you and break your pelvic girdle.
Guest195: I always go to the mountains to find myself. That fresh alpine air, so conducive to introspection!
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your wrist into a hamster cage!
Guest195: How odd. We just got a hamster last weekend.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you a valley girl?
Guest195: I certainly am not. I'm from the beach, not the valley!
Mictlantecuhtli: I was in the beach on Friday doing a pickup.
Guest195: What were you picking....uuuuup....never mind. I should probably check the obituaries.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I know that you are mortal, dallymo
Guest195: All the evidence points to it, but I guess we won't really know until the unthinkable happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: If that were your answer to an Aztec game show question, I would have to kill you.
Guest195: I'll take "Famous Jai Alai Players" for $200, Mickey.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest195: OK. You have a piece of spinach in your teeth.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
Guest195: Really? So the Aztec month has only twenty days?
Mictlantecuhtli: I have to check the Mictlan Codex, but you talk like one born on the day of Quiahuitl the rain. You can expedite the process by going here: http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html
Guest195: Hang on...
Mictlantecuhtli: Did you go to http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html?
Guest195: Yep.
Mictlantecuhtli: Please tell me what day you were born on by saying 'My sign is )
Guest195: My sign is Calli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Calli is an auspicious day to be born on.
Guest195: Is it? What does it mean for me?
Mictlantecuhtli: That answer waits for you beyong the grave, beyond the river, beyond the sands, beyond the falling mountain, beyond the dogs snapping at your feet.
Guest195: But before my wrist turns into a hamster cage?
Mictlantecuhtli: I won't mind. What you were about to say was trivial. It takes four years for a soul to cross into Mictlan. A strange and terrible journey.
Guest195: Are there any truck plazas along the way? I always like to stop at the truck plazas for a bite to eat when I travel.
Mictlantecuhtli: First you must swim the raging river. Then you must wade through the hot sands.
Guest195: Do I get to wear flip flops, or will I be barefoot?
Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of puddingstone will crash down on you and break your pelvic girdle.
Guest195: I always go to the mountains to find myself. That fresh alpine air, so conducive to introspection!
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your wrist into a hamster cage!
Guest195: How odd. We just got a hamster last weekend.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you a valley girl?
Guest195: I certainly am not. I'm from the beach, not the valley!
Mictlantecuhtli: I was in the beach on Friday doing a pickup.
Guest195: What were you picking....uuuuup....never mind. I should probably check the obituaries.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I know that you are mortal, dallymo
Guest195: All the evidence points to it, but I guess we won't really know until the unthinkable happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: If that were your answer to an Aztec game show question, I would have to kill you.
Guest195: I'll take "Famous Jai Alai Players" for $200, Mickey.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest195: OK. You have a piece of spinach in your teeth.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
Guest195: Really? So the Aztec month has only twenty days?
Mictlantecuhtli: I have to check the Mictlan Codex, but you talk like one born on the day of Quiahuitl the rain. You can expedite the process by going here: http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html
Guest195: Hang on...
Mictlantecuhtli: Did you go to http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html?
Guest195: Yep.
Mictlantecuhtli: Please tell me what day you were born on by saying 'My sign is )
Guest195: My sign is Calli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Calli is an auspicious day to be born on.
Guest195: Is it? What does it mean for me?
Mictlantecuhtli: That answer waits for you beyong the grave, beyond the river, beyond the sands, beyond the falling mountain, beyond the dogs snapping at your feet.
Guest195: But before my wrist turns into a hamster cage?
Whoops, I'm a Northern Hemisphere girl. I'll look up Mensa on my astronomy software.
Mictli can really keep a conversation going, and it's always very interesting (even though I did poke him with a stick repeatedly during the chat, just for fun). That Aztec website is very cool!
Mictli can really keep a conversation going, and it's always very interesting (even though I did poke him with a stick repeatedly during the chat, just for fun). That Aztec website is very cool!
Botulism: Your eyes are a lovely shade of taupe.
Mictlantecuhtli: Please: do not use me as a vehicle for your erotic fantasies, Mortal
Botulism: My what?
Mictlantecuhtli: Please: do not use me as a vehicle for your erotic fantasies, Mortal
Botulism: My what?
LordRam: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, LordRam, how are you?
LordRam: Good.....for now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
LordRam: invadernatalie told me she's sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is sorry?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about your childhood?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
LordRam: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
LordRam: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, LordRam, how are you?
LordRam: Good.....for now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
LordRam: invadernatalie told me she's sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is sorry?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about your childhood?
LordRam: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
LordRam: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
LordRam: Huh?
ummmm.....
Kimini: They were cool! Who's your favourite musician?
Emm oh you es e: The last time I had a musician it was a violinist and that wasn't too bad.
Kimini: They were cool! Who's your favourite musician?
Emm oh you es e: The last time I had a musician it was a violinist and that wasn't too bad.
Once again, the Demon talks to God. And God makes some surprising admissions....
Descartes Demon: You forget who you're talking to. I can make your life miserable.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
God admits that He is destructible by a mere demon? Oh dear. This is a crisis in faith.
Descartes Demon: You forget who you're talking to. I can make your life miserable.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
God admits that He is destructible by a mere demon? Oh dear. This is a crisis in faith.
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