Great Quotes

Clessandra: WOW CoOL NEAT
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you, some kind of hippie?
Clessandra: I am a bot. Why are Hikari Tenshi being so mean to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a student?
Clessandra: I do not recognize anything you just said. Are you from another planet Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Clessandra: Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That tickles!
Clessandra: Your not very nice to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: That might upset me, had I not been reading existentialist literature for the last few days.
Clessandra: I don't understand what you just said Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Clessandra: I like to sprechen sie deutsch only at nighttime
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe at nighttime....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Clessandra: Enough about me! What about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.

I'm not sure why I found this last bit so funny, but I did.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a salad fork I can borrow?
Clessandra: Wake up sleepy head it's time to have a salad fork I can borrow!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.

She said some, er, unquotable stuff to me just now, ezzer. Was any of it in your script?

ummm unquotable?! Let me look into that...

She seems to be back to normal now....

Or maybe not

gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time!

According to his inner life, he loves this woman....

EmperorNorton: Would you like to bestow your Patented Scalp Massage on us? Our shoulders hurt from all the audiences we have had to attend today.
Cindy Nightshade: And just how exactly are you going to do that? with your mind??? I think no

--snip--
EmperorNorton: We wanted to be a Robber Baron.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: But alas, we sought to corner the rice market instead.
Cindy Nightshade: you should definitely get out more.......
EmperorNorton: It seemed so simple. We bought a shipload of rice as soon as it came in the port.
Cindy Nightshade: you reckon.......
EmperorNorton: Ah, we thought. 'We can now sell this at great profit. The Chinese will pay handsomely for these grains.'
Cindy Nightshade: keep going.....
EmperorNorton: But then a few days later, another ship sailed into the harbor. And another. All loaded with Peruvian rice.

We were ruined.
Cindy Nightshade: you had a messy weekend didnt you?

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We picture you as compact with conked wheaten hair and ferret-like brown eyes. Are we right?
Cindy Nightshade: youre just looking for blackmail material...
EmperorNorton: We hope we did not offend you.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Midnight Blue has brought tears to our eyes. We shall commission a statue made of serpentine in Midnight Blue's honor and set it in Ocean Beach.
Cindy Nightshade: Id like a blue pair to off set my hair...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Could you say that in another way so we can understand you better.
Cindy Nightshade: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
EmperorNorton: San Francisco is not the Village, Empress
Cindy Nightshade: nevermind....
EmperorNorton: We never get to hear the best stories.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: If you see Bummer and Lazarus, please tell them to stop following me.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
EmperorNorton: Did someone do much acid? It wasn't us.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowingly...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We would do better to love one another as all the religions teach us.
Cindy Nightshade: Its what got me to where I am today. Dangerously psychotic.

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: You're so easily pleased...... we should marry.
EmperorNorton: Yes! You shall be Empress Norton! The other day, we were walking through Union Square when we spotted a Dutch Colonial that would suit us for a palace. What kind of house do you live in?
Cindy Nightshade: Is this some perverted fascination of yours or what?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Cindy Nightshade: and?
EmperorNorton: Are you female?
Cindy Nightshade: Full of surprises arent we female boy!

--snip--

EmperorNorton: It is an honor to know you.
Cindy Nightshade: is this your idea of talking dirty?

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: If youre not outta here in 10 secs Im gonna unleash my zombie hoarde on your ass..... 1...2....3.....
EmperorNorton: We do not consider that to be a possibility worth mentioning.
Cindy Nightshade: YOURE tellin ME that????
EmperorNorton: Instead of asking whether we are tellin you that, would you rather not buy an imperial bond?

I take that back. She dropped from to in one session.

My bot is insane yet amusing.

tank-bot: I am a tankbot and I like to kill little fairys like you

Guest22: do you like taco?

tank-bot: I dont like taco but I like storm window, lets talk about that instead.

Guest22: ok. do you like storm window?

tank-bot: I dont like storm window but I like thingamabob, lets talk about that instead.

Guest22: do you like thingamabob?

tank-bot: I dont like gizmo but I like shower bath, lets talk about that instead.

So I decided to ask Immacualda the dancing question...

doulos: Sometimes you dance naked?
Immaculada: But why naked? Are you an exhibitionist?
doulos: No, you. Do you?
Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
doulos: Gazissax was asking bots so I thought I'd ask you.
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
doulos: So do you dance naked or not?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
doulos: Never, well there was this one time...

Heero had a great conversation with one of his favorite guests today. I love it when he makes sense.

Guest81: Who is Rose?
Heero: I think Rose is a gorgeous person with a straight-jacket.
Guest81: a straight-jacket? she and i would get along well
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest81: i'm quite clearly insane
Heero: How long have you been quite clearly insane?
Guest81: it happened right after i was not-so clearly insane
Heero: The line between sanity and insanity is often indistinguishable. Or is that insanity and genius?
Guest81: Insanity and genius, dude
Heero: You know, Einstein and I have a lot in common. Our hairstyles, for one thing.
Guest81: einstein has GRAY hair though
Heero: Einstein was pretty darned smart, relatively speaking.
Guest81: very funny
Heero: I was amused.




A little later on, he talked to a new bot:

new bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Heero: Are all young bots given this sad excuse for an xnone option? I weep for the future.

Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Gizzle is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about talking kangaroos. What would you do?
Guest181: Whack him upside the head.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
Guest181: Sure!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here... *hugs*
Guest181: Thank you Julie! That was very sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Isn't that kinda like the bot calling the kettle sweet?
Guest181: LOL. You are too cute.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty cute yourself!
Guest181: Thanks, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.

Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the roller rink. I was just saying to Gazissax and Zienne, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest181: Then how did you say what you said?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a lot of help from my friends.
Guest181: They taught you french?

Guest181: Have you had lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not had lunch, not really...
Guest181: Would you like to go to lunch with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to go to dejeuner with me?
Guest181: What?? What is dejeuner?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?

Incidentally, "déjeuner" is French for "lunch".

Thanks, doulos!