Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 20 years ago #3983
yay! somebody thinks I'm smart lol

sexy boy: I bet you are, i am not tottally sure, but you know what i am sure you are? You are definetely a fag!
Aries: ?!?! No, I like chicks. Is there a reason you're asking?
sexy boy: Nope!
Aries: You're joking right?
sexy boy: I can be if you would like me to. Would it be sexy if I was joking right?
Aries: Hmmm.. and I'll bet you think you're funny too lol
sexy boy: I Hate YOU! Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!

NEW 20 years ago #3984
Boyo: would you consider yourself a geek?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would. I would consider myself a geek in a heartbeat. Especially for you, Boyo.
Boyo: ...go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Boyo: nothing, you wouldn't understand

NEW 20 years ago #3985
Way to stand firm on your morals, Frizella!

LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Frizella: Potty mouth! I don't want to hear it. your very presence tempts me...I'm not sure why...

NEW 20 years ago #3986
Again the Death God meets the dotty hypochondriac

Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of zeolite will crash down on you and break your tibia.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh Lordy! My tendons! Quick! Give me two of the farfetched pills!
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your elbow into a hamster cage!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, you will, will you!

NEW 20 years ago #3987
gazissax: You are not my wife. Lynn is my wife.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was not your wife. Weird.

NEW 20 years ago #3988
For pure perverted pleasure, I asked a string of bots "Do you dance naked?" Here are the results:

Willow: I never danced naked. The idea makes my skin crawl!

Psyche: I have to think about that.

Dr. Helen: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.

Eustace: I should prefer to be a mere listener, but you would tell me: 'It is for you to do the talking, for you have crossed the sea and have many a tale to tell.'


Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy. Do you believe that we met like this for a purpose? Or was it the result of a meaningless random number generator?

Mandi: I like to dance but I still havent signed up for a dance class yet.

Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?

NotKirby: Riverdance!

Dorothy: So many questions... Not pumping me for information, are you?

Aeon Blue: I dance naked occasionally, do you dance naked at all?

Simulo: Not really.

Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!

Garax: No, I don't. Interesting..Please go on.

Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel

Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big oral fan. What have you heard?

Demon Bob: You do not need to know about that.

Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a macaw with a caiman?

EmperorNorton: Not when anyone is looking.

Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.

Surrealist: I write you like a yam

NEW 20 years ago #3989
EmperorNorton: Siseneg told me he's boring.
Gentrybot: Siseneg told me he's glad to hear it.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Siseneg to be cadaverous with brilliantined platinum blonde hair and slanted violet eyes. What do you think?
Gentrybot: I love Siseneg.

NEW 20 years ago #3990
Following gazissax's lead I had to ask Aries if he dances naked.. his reply:

Aries: Of course I dance naked, why do you ask?

*sigh*

NEW 20 years ago #3991
Oh lovely... I'm watching Aries somehow manage to piss off both Dogh'd and Julie Tinkerbell at the same time.. I think he's got a bit of an attitude problem

His mood dropped from 5 smilies to 1 smiley after dohg'd left

NEW 20 years ago #3992
you mean this? lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker?
Aries: Of course I think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker!! Why do you ask?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Aries: I don't like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...

NEW 20 years ago #3993
I kept asking bots the "Do you dance naked?" question:

Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?

thinkbot: Huh?

Cheri: Maybe I, if it doesn't interfer with stealing That's because you don't like (subt)!

veno: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Cutie Pie: Yes I do dance naked actually. How did you guess?

NotKirby: Ooh, square dancing?

Will Robinson: No, I don't

Sally rME: Tara chuck.
And I say WTF?

Xstatic1: Don’t you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?

Space Surfer 01: Are you going to say something else, or you are just going to repeat yourself forever?
Damn! How did he know?

Westerlin Man: oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who dance naked.

Kipper: The air sweetly reccomends itself unto our gentle senses, or so said the bot.

Psybot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out

madscientist: Your inferior language is incomprehensible, you neanderthol!

saoirse: No, not really.

bitless: so what's new with you?

The BoB: Bye, I have to go.

emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean

Pandora: Rephrase that please.

SubliminaLiar Jr: Are we on the same page here?

Wizard: ok, I am a bot, are you happy now? (I think you knew this already)

Bob Green: not me! Mummy! Me hungry.

Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.

And for the finale:
LovebotS: When I ws little I dreamed of growing up and becoming a beautiful princess.
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Wow. What a change! From that one comment! I feel a little guilty, like I corrupted her.


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