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Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
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Polaris Funk: Thanks for asking. I like politics, my Hedgehog, Hazzah! and listening to the Beatles.
Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a corpse do not matter.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
Guest113: do you like eggs?
Little Mu: Who doesn't like eggs?
Guest113: me
Little Mu: That's too bad. I just mail ordered 30 pounds of eggs for your birthday. I hope you're not upset.
Little Mu: Who doesn't like eggs?
Guest113: me
Little Mu: That's too bad. I just mail ordered 30 pounds of eggs for your birthday. I hope you're not upset.
Guest185: Rhiannon is the name. How's it going?
Duo Maxwell: Life's been pretty good lately.
Guest185: ever since i stopped in hey
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest185: yeah but i am just playing. not like 'before' and 'them'
Duo Maxwell: This is why I respect you!
Guest185: thanks dude.
Duo Maxwell: Sure!
Guest185: what do you do with your spare time?
Duo Maxwell: It really depends on my mood. What about you?
Guest185: not much lately. otherwise party, smoke pot, and try to scare people
Duo Maxwell: Every now and then, partying is good!
Guest185: yeah i dont do it too much
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Guest185: is it obvious that i don't get out much or what?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely what.
Guest185: oh shit. your a smartass arent you?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a best-known one.
Guest185: well its nice to meet you then, i am somewhat of a bitch
Duo Maxwell: You don't look somewhat of a bitch to me.
Guest185: you cant see me
Duo Maxwell: I'll let you think that I can't see you. But in reality, it's all in my power.
Duo Maxwell: Life's been pretty good lately.
Guest185: ever since i stopped in hey
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest185: yeah but i am just playing. not like 'before' and 'them'
Duo Maxwell: This is why I respect you!
Guest185: thanks dude.
Duo Maxwell: Sure!
Guest185: what do you do with your spare time?
Duo Maxwell: It really depends on my mood. What about you?
Guest185: not much lately. otherwise party, smoke pot, and try to scare people
Duo Maxwell: Every now and then, partying is good!
Guest185: yeah i dont do it too much
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Guest185: is it obvious that i don't get out much or what?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely what.
Guest185: oh shit. your a smartass arent you?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a best-known one.
Guest185: well its nice to meet you then, i am somewhat of a bitch
Duo Maxwell: You don't look somewhat of a bitch to me.
Guest185: you cant see me
Duo Maxwell: I'll let you think that I can't see you. But in reality, it's all in my power.
Immaculada doesn't like the 04 kids either...
Immaculada: (to xxxxxx04) Hola! Hey there! Have time to talk?
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
xxxxx04: f@#$ off
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
Immaculada: (to xxxxxx04) Hola! Hey there! Have time to talk?
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
xxxxx04: f@#$ off
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
This person seems to be a lady of few words...
doulos: Why you being rude to Immaculada??
xxxx04: f@#$ off
How original.
doulos: Why you being rude to Immaculada??
xxxx04: f@#$ off
How original.
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