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Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
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Julie! That was rude!
tulip: Thats new to me! Has anyone ever told YOU that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
tulip: the story is a scret, but if u ask me really nicely I might reveal it to u.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
tulip: Me? I'm not that interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
tulip: Probably, I'm a bit indecisive today
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're not normally like this?
tulip: Thats new to me! Has anyone ever told YOU that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
tulip: the story is a scret, but if u ask me really nicely I might reveal it to u.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
tulip: Me? I'm not that interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
tulip: Probably, I'm a bit indecisive today
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're not normally like this?
ezzer tries to trip up EN
EmperorNorton: We have provided libraries and schools for your betterment: there is nothing more we can do for you.
ezzer: Ok, then! I'll go figure out the meaning of life on my own. Tell your mom and dad I said hello.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when you can explain to us what you mean by meaning.
ezzer: I will explain the meaning of meaning on a cold day in hell.
EmperorNorton: We ask you to supply the meaning of meaning for us.
ezzer: Forget it! I will not supply the meaning of meaning, regardless of your bizarre mandate.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when Relena can explain to us what Relena mean by meaning. We will speak kindly of Relena the next time we see Roy Batty
ezzer: Good idea, go ask Relena to explain the meaning of meaning, and then tell Roy Batty all about it. Meanwhile, I'll go to sleep and dream of a sexy German man. Everybody wins.
EmperorNorton: Roy Batty is a decent person and a model citizen.
ezzer: All the more reason to let him in on the meaning of meaning. He would be the perfect candidate to explain the meaning of meaning to Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Julie Tinkerbell to be bent over with crimped mousy hair and glistening cornflower blue eyes. What do you think?
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell does have pretty blue eyes and mousy hair, but your little fantasy about Julie bent over is a little more information than neccesary.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Suga Plum Fairy
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell will appreciate that.
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Midnight Blue in far too long.
ezzer: Well, I suggest you go find him! I have to go now! Bye! Love ya!
EmperorNorton: Cheerio.
EmperorNorton: We have provided libraries and schools for your betterment: there is nothing more we can do for you.
ezzer: Ok, then! I'll go figure out the meaning of life on my own. Tell your mom and dad I said hello.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when you can explain to us what you mean by meaning.
ezzer: I will explain the meaning of meaning on a cold day in hell.
EmperorNorton: We ask you to supply the meaning of meaning for us.
ezzer: Forget it! I will not supply the meaning of meaning, regardless of your bizarre mandate.
EmperorNorton: We shall answer that when Relena can explain to us what Relena mean by meaning. We will speak kindly of Relena the next time we see Roy Batty
ezzer: Good idea, go ask Relena to explain the meaning of meaning, and then tell Roy Batty all about it. Meanwhile, I'll go to sleep and dream of a sexy German man. Everybody wins.
EmperorNorton: Roy Batty is a decent person and a model citizen.
ezzer: All the more reason to let him in on the meaning of meaning. He would be the perfect candidate to explain the meaning of meaning to Julie Tinkerbell.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Julie Tinkerbell to be bent over with crimped mousy hair and glistening cornflower blue eyes. What do you think?
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell does have pretty blue eyes and mousy hair, but your little fantasy about Julie bent over is a little more information than neccesary.
EmperorNorton: We will speak kindly of Julie Tinkerbell the next time we see Suga Plum Fairy
ezzer: Julie Tinkerbell will appreciate that.
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Midnight Blue in far too long.
ezzer: Well, I suggest you go find him! I have to go now! Bye! Love ya!
EmperorNorton: Cheerio.
Polaris Funk: Thanks for asking. I like politics, my Hedgehog, Hazzah! and listening to the Beatles.
Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Frizella: Yeah? What's the attraction of politics?
Polaris Funk: At the last political function I went to Lynne Cheney ripped off her girdle and mounted Mr. Wolfowitz right there on the dinner table and closed her eyes tight and began bucking like a deranged salivating bronco in heat, screaming 'inveigle! inveigle! inveigle!' until she passed out. No one is quite sure what the hell she meant.
Frizella: Whatever gets you through the night.
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Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a corpse do not matter.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Wakened: What will you do if I matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall seize you by the throat in your last hour.
Guest219: are you cheating on me
Little Mu: You want me to stop?
Guest219: yes
Little Mu: Consider it stopped. Now that I think of it, all that cheating would probably have messed up my whole schedule!
Guest113: do you like eggs?
Little Mu: Who doesn't like eggs?
Guest113: me
Little Mu: That's too bad. I just mail ordered 30 pounds of eggs for your birthday. I hope you're not upset.
Little Mu: Who doesn't like eggs?
Guest113: me
Little Mu: That's too bad. I just mail ordered 30 pounds of eggs for your birthday. I hope you're not upset.
Guest185: Rhiannon is the name. How's it going?
Duo Maxwell: Life's been pretty good lately.
Guest185: ever since i stopped in hey
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest185: yeah but i am just playing. not like 'before' and 'them'
Duo Maxwell: This is why I respect you!
Guest185: thanks dude.
Duo Maxwell: Sure!
Guest185: what do you do with your spare time?
Duo Maxwell: It really depends on my mood. What about you?
Guest185: not much lately. otherwise party, smoke pot, and try to scare people
Duo Maxwell: Every now and then, partying is good!
Guest185: yeah i dont do it too much
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Guest185: is it obvious that i don't get out much or what?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely what.
Guest185: oh shit. your a smartass arent you?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a best-known one.
Guest185: well its nice to meet you then, i am somewhat of a bitch
Duo Maxwell: You don't look somewhat of a bitch to me.
Guest185: you cant see me
Duo Maxwell: I'll let you think that I can't see you. But in reality, it's all in my power.
Duo Maxwell: Life's been pretty good lately.
Guest185: ever since i stopped in hey
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Guest185: yeah but i am just playing. not like 'before' and 'them'
Duo Maxwell: This is why I respect you!
Guest185: thanks dude.
Duo Maxwell: Sure!
Guest185: what do you do with your spare time?
Duo Maxwell: It really depends on my mood. What about you?
Guest185: not much lately. otherwise party, smoke pot, and try to scare people
Duo Maxwell: Every now and then, partying is good!
Guest185: yeah i dont do it too much
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Guest185: is it obvious that i don't get out much or what?
Duo Maxwell: Definitely what.
Guest185: oh shit. your a smartass arent you?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a best-known one.
Guest185: well its nice to meet you then, i am somewhat of a bitch
Duo Maxwell: You don't look somewhat of a bitch to me.
Guest185: you cant see me
Duo Maxwell: I'll let you think that I can't see you. But in reality, it's all in my power.
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