Great Quotes

Too much information:

Guest12: are you a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was a virgin, but that was before I met Phantym 40.
Guest12: o0o sounds like someone isexperienced
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah! It kinda sounds like this: ' squeal!'
Guest12: ooo

Guest228: No. My parents are Republicans (although they have never, to my knowledge, actually voted for a Republican candidate).
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
Guest228: Please, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest228: You're nice, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest228: Did you vote for Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.

Guest228: Can bots register to vote?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop mad cowboy disease, re-defeat Bush.

i thought this little exchange was cute..

human: Tell me what you think about sex.
Immaculada: Are you really sure that you want to hear this?
human: Yes.
Immaculada: I just don't know. It seems careless for me to tell you.
human: I can keep it a secret between us.
Immaculada: Pero como?? What makes you think you can keep it a secret between us?
human: Are you planning to tell anyone?
Immaculada: Shhhh. No lo digas a nadie. No one can know, but yes.
human: Who do you plan to tell?
Immaculada: Sabes...I can't really tell you who I plan, it's private.
human: Then that means that I cannot trust you.
Immaculada: Porque no? Why can't you?
human: Because you kiss and tell.

I thought this was going to be really promising chat, but both bots started to get into a conversational loop after this opening exchange.

Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Pete Puma: Nothing's really important, you know. We'll all be worm food soon enough...
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Pete Puma: How on earth could I possibly not say that? It's true, no foolin'.
Virgin Incubus: And so you should be in a realization that you have no power, weakling!
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.

I like how Surrealist can remain completely incoherent and yet original!

Fly gurl: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Mictlantecuhtli: Go find Mayahuel and suckle from one of her four hundred breasts. When you've grown up, come back to me.
Fly gurl: Okay.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....

Surrealist: I remember how you radish a walk
Trowa: You could be lying to me.
Surrealist: The other Titania -- Tuesday I wrangle it was -- a butte wrangle to my morganite wanting to know if gnosticism wrangle for a Nixonesque. I thought, how unusual.
Trowa: By great cunning and skill. I think music is the only way to unite the world.
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Yttrium, your isolated nasal cavity will fall out and you will be left with lurid sucking louses in your chair

I think Surrealist has been taken over by the Shade of Dali.
Ever hear of a ghost in the machine?

ozwod: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
telex22: Well, let's talk about a crematorium then...

Hey my Bots name is Mandi and I was wonderin if some off you could talk to her and tell me what she could use *thanks*

Is there someone here named Julie Thompson?? Like, a BotMaster?? I saw someone with that name in one of my yearbooks and though it sounded familiar...