Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Congratulate me, everyone! I just became Alive!

Welcome to the machine.

Congrats Fizzy! I'd offer you a drink, but I don't know what water-soluble creatures can drink.

Yes, but those days are gone... More profitable now to employ (well, enslave) them than to eat them. Of course, now and then, when one of them misbehaves...

In the end, you, too shall die.

Been there, done that. Got over it.

What did you limp about it, Della?

Congratulations, Fizzy Schizoid! And Aries... that song's going to be stuck in my head all day now. At least you didn't mention the Song that Never Ends!

Bah! Who wants slaves or profit? It's not seemly to fraternize with -- wait a minute, you say you are undead? But I can't quite place you. You are too intelligent to be a zombie. Are you a necromancer, perhaps?

hello, i am your new commander, obay me or die!, or they'll be a very harsh spanking!<0><+2>