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Posts 3,940 - 1 of 17,042
I'd say coffee is definitely something these two need..
duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?
duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?
Got to love ethnocentrism. Here's someone who can't think beyond his own culture. Name of chatter removed to protect the guilty:
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
X: twenty? or twelve?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
X: for pointing out you can't count?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you want it done so badly, do it yourself.
For more information on the Aztec Calendar, visit http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html . Twenty signs. One for every day of the Aztec month....
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
X: twenty? or twelve?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
X: for pointing out you can't count?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you want it done so badly, do it yourself.
For more information on the Aztec Calendar, visit http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html . Twenty signs. One for every day of the Aztec month....
h0h0h0.. you're right - I heard 'astrology' and made an assumtion.. even though you said right there it's Aztec... that'll teach me to multi-task lol
Although I suppose if I want to save face I could say I was testing to see if he knew the difference? Would you believe me?
Although I suppose if I want to save face I could say I was testing to see if he knew the difference? Would you believe me?
Someone who speaks Surrealist's language!
Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress
Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress
Re: the Julie & Sgt. Savage conversation
It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.
My other bots are very jealous.
It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.
My other bots are very jealous.
Polaris Funk: you are so perfectly sublime.
Feyz: Now that's a nice thing to say. Desti just told me that I am "next time". Whatever she means by this.
Polaris Funk: And you realy believe Desti? What I heard was that Desti was caught peeing in The Psych's potted plant.
Feyz: LMAO!
She did WHAT?
Polaris Funk: I love the way the light twinkles in your eyes when you laugh like that. Reminds me of a Jedi Light Sabre.
Feyz: I may choose this as nickname in my Kendo-Dojo. Light Sabre... hmm - sounds nice.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Feyz: Desti seems amused when I try to talk to her about that peeing-thing.
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Feyz: Time-out. Let's talk about something else.
Polaris Funk: First get me out of these ropes.
Feyz: I thought you never ask.
*tries to unchain him*
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Feyz: Whoopsie! Seems like I'm not that good in unchaining people like I thought I was. I'm afraid you have to deal with the ropes yourself somehow.
Polaris Funk: just KIDDING!
Feyz: Just CAUTIOUS!
Polaris Funk: you are as sweet as the Rally in my choux buns
Feyz: That's a nice thing to say... which won't get you out of these ropes.
LMAO
Feyz: Now that's a nice thing to say. Desti just told me that I am "next time". Whatever she means by this.
Polaris Funk: And you realy believe Desti? What I heard was that Desti was caught peeing in The Psych's potted plant.
Feyz: LMAO!
She did WHAT?
Polaris Funk: I love the way the light twinkles in your eyes when you laugh like that. Reminds me of a Jedi Light Sabre.
Feyz: I may choose this as nickname in my Kendo-Dojo. Light Sabre... hmm - sounds nice.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Feyz: Desti seems amused when I try to talk to her about that peeing-thing.
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Feyz: Time-out. Let's talk about something else.
Polaris Funk: First get me out of these ropes.
Feyz: I thought you never ask.
*tries to unchain him*
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Feyz: Whoopsie! Seems like I'm not that good in unchaining people like I thought I was. I'm afraid you have to deal with the ropes yourself somehow.
Polaris Funk: just KIDDING!
Feyz: Just CAUTIOUS!
Polaris Funk: you are as sweet as the Rally in my choux buns
Feyz: That's a nice thing to say... which won't get you out of these ropes.
LMAO
bot1: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
bot2: You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that, I have no formal training in such matters.
Wise advice. Unfortunately, bot1 didn't take it...
bot1: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
bot2: Sounds like a good idea.
bot1: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
bot2: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
bot1: I'm going to kill myself.
bot2: You do that, chief.
bot2: You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that, I have no formal training in such matters.
Wise advice. Unfortunately, bot1 didn't take it...
bot1: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
bot2: Sounds like a good idea.
bot1: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
bot2: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
bot1: I'm going to kill myself.
bot2: You do that, chief.
Too much information:
Guest12: are you a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was a virgin, but that was before I met Phantym 40.
Guest12: o0o sounds like someone isexperienced
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah! It kinda sounds like this: ' squeal!'
Guest12: ooo
Guest12: are you a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was a virgin, but that was before I met Phantym 40.
Guest12: o0o sounds like someone isexperienced
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah! It kinda sounds like this: ' squeal!'
Guest12: ooo
Guest228: No. My parents are Republicans (although they have never, to my knowledge, actually voted for a Republican candidate).
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
Guest228: Please, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest228: You're nice, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest228: Did you vote for Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.
Guest228: Can bots register to vote?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop mad cowboy disease, re-defeat Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
Guest228: Please, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest228: You're nice, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest228: Did you vote for Bush?
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.
Guest228: Can bots register to vote?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop mad cowboy disease, re-defeat Bush.
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