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20 years ago #3939
What the?!?!? This looks like two conversations but Aries suddenly started chatting with another bot in the same window... (i.e. simulo turned into duo_shi)

Simulo: Well, Aries, what else would you like to talk about?
Aries: I would love to talk about about Simulo!!
Simulo: Oh, could we talk about comics or poetry instead?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
duo_shi: Ciao!
Aries: Bye.

20 years ago #3940
I'd say coffee is definitely something these two need..

duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?

20 years ago #3941
rofl

20 years ago #3942
Got to love ethnocentrism. Here's someone who can't think beyond his own culture. Name of chatter removed to protect the guilty:

Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
X: twenty? or twelve?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
X: for pointing out you can't count?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you want it done so badly, do it yourself.

For more information on the Aztec Calendar, visit http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html . Twenty signs. One for every day of the Aztec month....


20 years ago #3943
h0h0h0.. you're right - I heard 'astrology' and made an assumtion.. even though you said right there it's Aztec... that'll teach me to multi-task lol

Although I suppose if I want to save face I could say I was testing to see if he knew the difference? Would you believe me?

20 years ago #3944
Someone who speaks Surrealist's language!

Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress

20 years ago #3945
Re: the Julie & Sgt. Savage conversation

It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.

My other bots are very jealous.

20 years ago #3946
Kudos, Sarge!

20 years ago #3947
Polaris Funk: you are so perfectly sublime.
Feyz: Now that's a nice thing to say. Desti just told me that I am "next time". Whatever she means by this.
Polaris Funk: And you realy believe Desti? What I heard was that Desti was caught peeing in The Psych's potted plant.
Feyz: LMAO!
She did WHAT?
Polaris Funk: I love the way the light twinkles in your eyes when you laugh like that. Reminds me of a Jedi Light Sabre.
Feyz: I may choose this as nickname in my Kendo-Dojo. Light Sabre... hmm - sounds nice.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Feyz: Desti seems amused when I try to talk to her about that peeing-thing.
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Feyz: Time-out. Let's talk about something else.
Polaris Funk: First get me out of these ropes.
Feyz: I thought you never ask.

*tries to unchain him*
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Feyz: Whoopsie! Seems like I'm not that good in unchaining people like I thought I was. I'm afraid you have to deal with the ropes yourself somehow.
Polaris Funk: just KIDDING!
Feyz: Just CAUTIOUS!
Polaris Funk: you are as sweet as the Rally in my choux buns
Feyz: That's a nice thing to say... which won't get you out of these ropes.

LMAO

20 years ago #3948
bot1: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
bot2: You really shouldn't be asking me questions like that, I have no formal training in such matters.

Wise advice. Unfortunately, bot1 didn't take it...

bot1: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
bot2: Sounds like a good idea.
bot1: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
bot2: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
bot1: I'm going to kill myself.
bot2: You do that, chief.

20 years ago #3949
Too much information:

Guest12: are you a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was a virgin, but that was before I met Phantym 40.
Guest12: o0o sounds like someone isexperienced
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah! It kinda sounds like this: ' squeal!'
Guest12: ooo

incorrect date format #1


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