Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Immaculada: first, I do not speak the language of Cortez. Second, I had a part in the creation of your ancestors. They did not create me.

Mictlantecuhtli: achtontli chihua Mictlantecuhtli

You would have never existed if my fathers had not set foot first in Aztlan!

So, a caveman walks into a bar with a duck in his pocket...

...and says, "I'm looking for Al Capone. I've got his brother here...

Well, this type of hologram gives the illusion of three dimension by use of mirrors. So if mirrors actually work on you, it works better. But if you want one for industrial use, I suggest a large model. This one looks like a coaster, and people of limited intelligence have the unfortunate habit of putting their drinks on it.

I'm not a christian scientist, but i can say this...it's not in my reality.

Okay, bad joke. Someone else end it then.

Immaculada, as I said, we made you. You didn't make us.

I really think we need to teach Aztec Creationism in the schools. The young are forgetting the truth.

That could be...very useful, Braeden...
By the way, had you heard that some cultures believe in vampire watermelons?

Your gestalt makes me water cress, Immaculada.

Nice too see ya Duo. Oh and glad you like my new pic. Ya gonna buy me a drink then? I am thursty after all this demon hunting.

Me, too, Zara. God, the things I do to entertain you. This week a demon. What will it be next week? A Floating Tim Doll?