Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*rubs his nout*

*starts applying Chapstick to the ducks*

*ignores wannabe demon-killers, starts training ducks to march in formation*

European colonialists....every last one of them daydreaming of violence....Typical. How typical.

Watch out, Della. One of them is a lame duck.

*Hands out shields and bulletproof vests*

Oyeme, Mictlantecuhtli yo soy hija del sol!!!! How can you include in that grouping. My ancestors created you!
*storms off*

*Wishes he had stayed in Norway, where it was more peaceful*

Immaculada: first, I do not speak the language of Cortez. Second, I had a part in the creation of your ancestors. They did not create me.

Mictlantecuhtli: achtontli chihua Mictlantecuhtli

You would have never existed if my fathers had not set foot first in Aztlan!

So, a caveman walks into a bar with a duck in his pocket...

...and says, "I'm looking for Al Capone. I've got his brother here...

Well, this type of hologram gives the illusion of three dimension by use of mirrors. So if mirrors actually work on you, it works better. But if you want one for industrial use, I suggest a large model. This one looks like a coaster, and people of limited intelligence have the unfortunate habit of putting their drinks on it.