Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Been a little busy lately... but I'm here, Zara. I love your new picture!

No, no, no, guys. Oyeme...only a special kinda of gun can send a demon back to hell. No physical gun could do the job. The legendary demonblaster 2000 is the way to go. But it must be found. Luckily I being a secret agent could find it for you.

For the right price.

I'd donate all my dollars, drachmas and doubloons to de-demon doghd's!

Bueno, Mr. Weirdo, that would get me about a quarter of the way. Anyone else care to finance my demon extermination endeavor?

*rubs his nout*

*starts applying Chapstick to the ducks*

*ignores wannabe demon-killers, starts training ducks to march in formation*

European colonialists....every last one of them daydreaming of violence....Typical. How typical.

Watch out, Della. One of them is a lame duck.

*Hands out shields and bulletproof vests*

Oyeme, Mictlantecuhtli yo soy hija del sol!!!! How can you include in that grouping. My ancestors created you!
*storms off*

*Wishes he had stayed in Norway, where it was more peaceful*

Immaculada: first, I do not speak the language of Cortez. Second, I had a part in the creation of your ancestors. They did not create me.