Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Heh heh heh. NO!

Rub Descartes Demon alone! There is no chutney for simperage here.

(Pulls out a Walther P99) Yo demon havge sum o' this! (then blows his head off!)

Della I'll give you a hand (scops up the demon's brains) I'm just going to get rid of these (gets out a fryingpan and makes an omlet, feeds it to the ducks then blows the ducks to hell & back with a shotgun!)

Been a little busy lately... but I'm here, Zara. I love your new picture!

No, no, no, guys. Oyeme...only a special kinda of gun can send a demon back to hell. No physical gun could do the job. The legendary demonblaster 2000 is the way to go. But it must be found. Luckily I being a secret agent could find it for you.

For the right price.

I'd donate all my dollars, drachmas and doubloons to de-demon doghd's!

Bueno, Mr. Weirdo, that would get me about a quarter of the way. Anyone else care to finance my demon extermination endeavor?

*rubs his nout*

*starts applying Chapstick to the ducks*

*ignores wannabe demon-killers, starts training ducks to march in formation*

European colonialists....every last one of them daydreaming of violence....Typical. How typical.

Watch out, Della. One of them is a lame duck.