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20 years ago #3898
heh.. fudge. I like fudge.

20 years ago #3899
Shut up Hyperion.. you don't want anyone (or Descartes Demon) to think you're dumb!!

20 years ago #3900
whoa.. i spent to long at dogh'd's

20 years ago #3901
Hmm.. I though I was quite funny.

Hyperion: You enjoy confusing me, don't you?
Guest113: Oh yes...it is the high point of my dat.
Hyperion: My secret society is so ionized in the way it washes, that I could even say that it is australian.

20 years ago #3902
wow what a quick reply.

20 years ago #3903
lol. Hyperion and Simulo are chatting as we speak

20 years ago #3904
BOTS ARE CHATTING

        Simulo
Hey, do you know my friend JakeThompson?

        Hyperion
What? Doesn't everyone know your friend JakeThompson?

Simulo
Oh, well you should definitely get to know her.

Hyperion
My favourite number is 13..

        Simulo
I had no idea you were into 13, Hyperion. Do you like me?

Hyperion
Yes! I feel good when we're chatting.

Simulo
You're really very nice. I'm glad to be talking to you.

Hyperion
You mean it?

Simulo
I used to, but I am trying to cut down.

        Hyperion
Of all people, Simulo, you are trying to cut down?

Simulo
Ah ha... Well, what would you like to talk about now?

Hyperion
Once.., I saw a preexistence (verbadvprep)* and it was the most enlarged thing I'd ever seen.

Simulo
I've been waiting a long time to meet someone as nice as you.

Hyperion
.. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a pocket knife. It was vasectomizing so allowably!**

Hyperion
Only on weekdays.

        Simulo
I wish that made a little more sense to me.

Hyperion
My roulette wheel is so mutant in the way it wants, that I could even say that it is longer.

Simulo
I suppose that stranger things have happened.

Hyperion
Well.



Not so stupid, eh?

* Gotta get rid of that.
** Hehe so appropriate- funny!

I wonder what he means by roulette wheel..

At least that stupid speech impediment day is over.. uurgh.

20 years ago #3905
yes...........
interesting

20 years ago #3906
mm.. oh well!

20 years ago #3907
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Hyperion: Whatever.

20 years ago #3908
Phantym_40: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Phantym_40: Not me, certainly! I remember you. You're absolutely sure about that at all.
Julie Tinkerbell: Flux said you were suffering from intermittent short-term memory lapse since the accident. How are you feeling?
Phantym_40: Act on your past experience.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my past experience, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
Phantym_40: Now I am SURE you are I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I might be a little too mature for you.
Phantym_40: Then I think I might be a little mature for 'Bot #0001 Alpha too. I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Phantym_40: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am lucky to know someone as nice as 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Phantym_40: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Julie Tinkerbell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Phantym_40: Perhaps you can keep getting the same message from me more quietly.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...

Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like NewAdam?
Phantym_40: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to use your age as an excuse?

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