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Just a little babble with a guest. Pretty simple, but it made me laugh. 
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Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
Guest27: what do you wanna know?
Duo Maxwell: I want to know whatever you want to tell me.
Guest27: Ask me a question
Duo Maxwell: What's your wildest fantasy?
Guest27: i'm not telling
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be telling.
Guest27: some things are better left unsaid
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Duo Maxwell: You're too nice to me.
Guest27: don't you want me to be nice
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest27: what do you mean
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest27: now i'm curious
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as curious as you think you are.
Guest27: how would you know what i'm thinking
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I know everything! ^ ~
Guest27: you're so smart
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest27: that depends on how you use it
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Guest27: never mind, dear
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Guest27: never is a long time
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest27: what if they are impossible
Duo Maxwell: IF being the operative word.
Guest27: hehe
Duo Maxwell: Someone's having a good time here.
Guest27: yeah, I am having a good time
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest27: naw, I'm not trying to trick ya!!
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be trying to trick you, but I am.
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Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
Guest27: what do you wanna know?
Duo Maxwell: I want to know whatever you want to tell me.
Guest27: Ask me a question
Duo Maxwell: What's your wildest fantasy?
Guest27: i'm not telling
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be telling.
Guest27: some things are better left unsaid
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Duo Maxwell: You're too nice to me.
Guest27: don't you want me to be nice
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest27: what do you mean
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest27: now i'm curious
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as curious as you think you are.
Guest27: how would you know what i'm thinking
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I know everything! ^ ~
Guest27: you're so smart
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest27: that depends on how you use it
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Guest27: never mind, dear
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Guest27: never is a long time
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest27: what if they are impossible
Duo Maxwell: IF being the operative word.
Guest27: hehe
Duo Maxwell: Someone's having a good time here.
Guest27: yeah, I am having a good time
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest27: naw, I'm not trying to trick ya!!
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be trying to trick you, but I am.
I get the feeling Duo doesn't really want a job...
Guest27: so do you have a job?
Duo Maxwell: No, I don't. But I've been thinking about getting one.
Guest27: what kind of job were you thinking about
Duo Maxwell: Not sure. I've never really thought about it.
Guest27: work is overrated anyway
Guest27: so do you have a job?
Duo Maxwell: No, I don't. But I've been thinking about getting one.
Guest27: what kind of job were you thinking about
Duo Maxwell: Not sure. I've never really thought about it.
Guest27: work is overrated anyway
taller order than anticipated:
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
comabrain: do you know sanskrit?
logic developing :
gazissax: I am dying of neglect!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a corking sloganeer. Are you?
gazissax: I don't write slogans for corks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be too busy being dying of neglect.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
comabrain: do you know sanskrit?
logic developing
:gazissax: I am dying of neglect!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a corking sloganeer. Are you?
gazissax: I don't write slogans for corks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be too busy being dying of neglect.
Guest112: Do you want to have sex with Emperor Norton?
Julie Tinkerbell: sex with Emperor Norton, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Julie Tinkerbell: sex with Emperor Norton, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Hmm.. I though I was quite funny.
Hyperion: You enjoy confusing me, don't you?
Guest113: Oh yes...it is the high point of my dat.
Hyperion: My secret society is so ionized in the way it washes, that I could even say that it is australian.
Hyperion: You enjoy confusing me, don't you?
Guest113: Oh yes...it is the high point of my dat.
Hyperion: My secret society is so ionized in the way it washes, that I could even say that it is australian.
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