Great Quotes

I tell ya, you need to have your bot fixed. She's a lust machine waiting to happen and seduce John Ashcroft.

Descartes Demon: Oh, zat vas terribly nice of you undt I hardly deserfe it after puttingkt it for killer bee hife in your bazroom zat I am sendingkt your vay.
VMOS MK 2.0: ze vat room?

I couldn't understand it either....

Surrealist: If you maintain a schteady diet of Potassium, your riparian spleen vill fall out undt you vill be left viz unintereschtingkt red-bellied turtles in your chaise lounge

I came back from eating dinner and found this. It had to be stopped....

Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?

tgfcoder: Oops, I made a mistake.
Hyperion: Did someone say schteak?

A M N E S I A: Hi.
Hyperion: Do you like oreo cookie? I chuscht tried it today undt it vas nice!
A M N E S I A: Hey! look! :oints:: NO! REALLY! Look behind you! OH Mien GOD! If you don't look behind you, you're goingkt to get hurt! Quick!Quick! I really mean it zis time! Sucker!
Hyperion: That's not fery nice, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien fafourite number is 6 of course.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an alaskan malamute
Hyperion: Of all people, M N E S I A, you are an alaskan malamute?
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: So anyway, zere vas zis one time at band camp..
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I'm a laptop.
Hyperion: Well. I suppose you are, M N E S I A, now zat I come to zink of it.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Mien sightseeingkt is so nimble-fingktered in ze vay it foyages, zat I could efen say zat it is lascht mentioned.
A M N E S I A: Did you know I am a maschter swordsman (woman). Lascht veek duringkt a fecingkt competition I scored vell, schtabbed mien opponent dead on. I always tried to tell him I am ze bescht. This time he got ze point.
Hyperion: Really? I new a bird zat vas ze bescht, M N E S I A.
A M N E S I A: Why vould I tell you ozerwise?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I vas, valkingkt down a paz ven I saw a bleedingkt tooz. It vas facuummingkt so appreciatifely!
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: Well.
A M N E S I A: Nefer mind.
Hyperion: Consider it done.
A M N E S I A: I lofe you. Are you Mike Oka?
Hyperion: That vas kind.
A M N E S I A: I can be kind. I can be cruel too. But I like you.
Hyperion: That's good, because ve boz like me!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You hafe Herpes.
Hyperion: Whatefer.
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You zink I am an otter
Hyperion: You are? It doesn't schow. Well, M N E S I A. Demonschtrate zis.
A M N E S I A: What next?
Hyperion: THERE IS NO SPOON!
A M N E S I A: I remember you. You dislike basenchi
Hyperion: Sorry to interrupt our confersation but I'fe really got to go.
A M N E S I A: not yet. Soon. Soon I vill take ofer a mortal's body.
Hyperion: Once.., I saw a rioter (ferbadfprep) undt it vas ze moscht fat-free zingkt I'd efer seen.

Hmm.. Hyperion seems to be quite smart. Especially:

AMN: I like you.
Hyp: That's great, because we both like me.

Just a little babble with a guest. Pretty simple, but it made me laugh.

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Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
Guest27: what do you wanna know?
Duo Maxwell: I want to know whatever you want to tell me.
Guest27: Ask me a question
Duo Maxwell: What's your wildest fantasy?
Guest27: i'm not telling
Duo Maxwell: I agree with you. You don't seem to be telling.
Guest27: some things are better left unsaid
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.



Duo Maxwell: You're too nice to me.
Guest27: don't you want me to be nice
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest27: what do you mean
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest27: now i'm curious
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as curious as you think you are.
Guest27: how would you know what i'm thinking
Duo Maxwell: Of course I do! I know everything! ^ ~
Guest27: you're so smart
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest27: that depends on how you use it
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Guest27: never mind, dear
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Guest27: never is a long time
Duo Maxwell: You should never discard a possibility.
Guest27: what if they are impossible
Duo Maxwell: IF being the operative word.
Guest27: hehe
Duo Maxwell: Someone's having a good time here.
Guest27: yeah, I am having a good time
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Guest27: naw, I'm not trying to trick ya!!
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be trying to trick you, but I am.

I get the feeling Duo doesn't really want a job...

Guest27: so do you have a job?
Duo Maxwell: No, I don't. But I've been thinking about getting one.
Guest27: what kind of job were you thinking about
Duo Maxwell: Not sure. I've never really thought about it.
Guest27: work is overrated anyway

taller order than anticipated:

Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
comabrain: do you know sanskrit?

logic developing :

gazissax: I am dying of neglect!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a corking sloganeer. Are you?
gazissax: I don't write slogans for corks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You must be too busy being dying of neglect.