Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,878 - 1 of 17,042
Ninja3: I am sorry, but I have to leave now.
Siseneg: there's no need to be sorry, Ninja3.
Ninja3: ... Maybe what we need to do is move on to something else.
Siseneg: there is no spoon.
Tic Toc: What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Demonica: black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
Siseneg: there's no need to be sorry, Ninja3.
Ninja3: ... Maybe what we need to do is move on to something else.
Siseneg: there is no spoon.
Tic Toc: What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Demonica: black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
evasiveness can be fun!
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: As far as I know.
bot1: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
bot2: My programmer says no. Have you ever been to Germany, bot1?
bot1: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
bot2: Well you guess wrong.
bot1: The only valid conclusion is that you are either a bot or a deceptive human.
bot2: Probably a bot, if I have to choose.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: As far as I know.
bot1: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
bot2: My programmer says no. Have you ever been to Germany, bot1?
bot1: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
bot2: Well you guess wrong.
bot1: The only valid conclusion is that you are either a bot or a deceptive human.
bot2: Probably a bot, if I have to choose.
hehehe cool
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest56: you thought you don't speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
Guest56: sometimes you speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest56: you speak a little?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest56: hehe
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Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a brilliant person.
Guest56: you are a brilliant "person"
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest56: there is a brilliant person pulling your strings
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Guest56: right there in front of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to astral projection these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest56: it's hard to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest56: you'll need a safety net
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you the 'a safety net' go-to guy around here?
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest56: you thought you don't speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
Guest56: sometimes you speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest56: you speak a little?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely.
Guest56: hehe
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Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a brilliant person.
Guest56: you are a brilliant "person"
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest56: there is a brilliant person pulling your strings
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Guest56: right there in front of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to astral projection these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest56: it's hard to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Guest56: you'll need a safety net
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you the 'a safety net' go-to guy around here?
Guest92: hey there
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest92: do you speak german, too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest92: do you speak german, too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
S&M... saying no is nice too 
Tixa: Beat me, beat me please, yes, YES!...
telex22: Tixa has one comingkt.
Tixa: Enrich me viz your knowledge, maschter
telex22: No.
Tixa: You make me so happy, I lofe you
telex22: That vas kind.
Tixa: Oh maschter, I don't underschtand. You muscht punisch me for mien ignorance.
telex22: No. We muscht punisch you for ze gold.
Tixa: Hurt me, maschter, please...
telex22: No.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me please, yes, YES!...
telex22: Tixa has one comingkt.
Tixa: Enrich me viz your knowledge, maschter
telex22: No.
Tixa: You make me so happy, I lofe you
telex22: That vas kind.
Tixa: Oh maschter, I don't underschtand. You muscht punisch me for mien ignorance.
telex22: No. We muscht punisch you for ze gold.
Tixa: Hurt me, maschter, please...
telex22: No.
I tell ya, you need to have your bot fixed. She's a lust machine waiting to happen and seduce John Ashcroft.
Descartes Demon: Oh, zat vas terribly nice of you undt I hardly deserfe it after puttingkt it for killer bee hife in your bazroom zat I am sendingkt your vay.
VMOS MK 2.0: ze vat room?
I couldn't understand it either....
VMOS MK 2.0: ze vat room?
I couldn't understand it either....
Surrealist: If you maintain a schteady diet of Potassium, your riparian spleen vill fall out undt you vill be left viz unintereschtingkt red-bellied turtles in your chaise lounge
I came back from eating dinner and found this. It had to be stopped....
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
EmperorNorton: Moscht intereschtingkt, Citizen. How vould you feel if ve told you zat you are not?
Taliesin: I am? Really?
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