Bot Contest

I know one thing I learned about bots is that people will react differently to different bots so it is hard to try to make standard responses.

But there's still a lot of just plain stupid stuff in there.

Well, I'm off to a great start. Chat-Bot felt the need to insult the homeland of one of the judges when I specifically told him not to. He never listens.

Chris

User: Have you ever been to Wales?
Chat-Bot: No, I haven't. Is Wales a nice place to visit?
User: Yes, it's very pretty here
Chat-Bot: No, it's not.
User: Bullshit - it's lovely here
Chat-Bot: Hey, you don't have to use profanity to express yourself.
User: I'll use any language I like
Chat-Bot: So do you have a reason for using that?
User: You insulted my country - it made me angry

Oh no... :o

At least the judges are getting more conversational.

Try testing these 5 statements out on your Bot, see if it can answer them (agreed, it is unlikely they will be asked, but you never can tell):
1) What time does the Simpsons start?
2) I would like an onion please.
3) Why is this gravy lumpy?
4) The rubber dinghys WILL take over the world.
5) Do you want to watch the sun turn purple with me?

Nice questions.
NotKirby would probably just come up with excuses why he shouldn't answer each question...

That's EXACTLY what Brianna did!

NotKirby doesn't like to be asked questions.

Did you try him/her/it with the questions? Mine disagreed with each statement, refused to answer, or pointed out that she'd been up all night...I think NotKirby influenced her!

Something about this particular question...

Me: "What time does the Simpsons start?"

My bot:
"An error occurred while evaluating the expression:
"#EndIndex#"

Error near line 1590, column 36."

Some relatively pertinent responses...

Me: I would like an onion please.
Bot: That would certainly change things for you, wouldn't it?
Me: Why is this gravy lumpy?
Bot: No particular reason.
Me: Do you want to watch the sun turn purple with me?
Bot: Oh yes! I wish I could meet you, hon.