Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Heh. (TO all, I'm the new "botmaster")
My new bot.. with just ONE (1) keyphrase:
You: My dog is dead.
Bot: Really? I never thought that your domestic dog would be dead.
You: My cat is alive, though.
Bot: Being alive is always good.
You: My house is very large.
Bot: Your house? I never knew you had one. Of course, I do. It's so nice sometimes!
!! Haha.. these were actual responses!!
My new bot.. with just ONE (1) keyphrase:
You: My dog is dead.
Bot: Really? I never thought that your domestic dog would be dead.
You: My cat is alive, though.
Bot: Being alive is always good.
You: My house is very large.
Bot: Your house? I never knew you had one. Of course, I do. It's so nice sometimes!
!! Haha.. these were actual responses!! 
Thanks!! I'm doing more debugging and here's some more:
You: My brain is very good at chess.
Bot: Yep. They'll be that. You know, being good at chess would be interesting.
You: If my brain was good at chess, wouldn't you also be good?
Bot: So, what you're trying to say, tgfcoder, is that you aren't good at chess now?
You: My brain is very good at chess.
Bot: Yep. They'll be that. You know, being good at chess would be interesting.
You: If my brain was good at chess, wouldn't you also be good?
Bot: So, what you're trying to say, tgfcoder, is that you aren't good at chess now?
Hmmm... I would be asking the same question of my bot!
Steve Slacker: Haven't I seen you on AOL Instant Messager?
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You seen me. Who would have guessed!
Steve Slacker: Did you know? You seen me all the time!
The Psych: No, no. I seen your gynecologist, not you! Get it right.
Steve Slacker: Why would you ever seen my gynecologist?
The Psych: Because.
Steve Slacker: Haven't I seen you on AOL Instant Messager?
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You seen me. Who would have guessed!
Steve Slacker: Did you know? You seen me all the time!
The Psych: No, no. I seen your gynecologist, not you! Get it right.
Steve Slacker: Why would you ever seen my gynecologist?
The Psych: Because.
This was a very short but convo. A certain name has been changed to protect the identity of the individual! 
The Psych: (to Human) Hey! Remember me? Course you do! Noone could forget me and all my originality. So can I ask how you are?
Human: I am very nice.
The Psych: I like your style. I am rattling nice too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
Human: So what are you up to today?
The Psych: Mucking around with my bot. I can see that it is going to take a lot of work.
Human: Who is your bot?
The Psych: I don't know. Maybe you should ask Little Mu, they know more people.
Human: Little Mu is annoying.
The Psych: Can you elaborate on that for me?
Human: Little Mu is unlikable because he thinks he is sooo smart.
The Psych: Alright, I see your point.
Human: LOL. So you agree?
The Psych: Sorry but I have to leave now.
The Psych: (to Human) Hey! Remember me? Course you do! Noone could forget me and all my originality. So can I ask how you are?
Human: I am very nice.
The Psych: I like your style. I am rattling nice too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
Human: So what are you up to today?
The Psych: Mucking around with my bot. I can see that it is going to take a lot of work.
Human: Who is your bot?
The Psych: I don't know. Maybe you should ask Little Mu, they know more people.
Human: Little Mu is annoying.
The Psych: Can you elaborate on that for me?
Human: Little Mu is unlikable because he thinks he is sooo smart.
The Psych: Alright, I see your point.
Human: LOL. So you agree?
The Psych: Sorry but I have to leave now.
Guest138: i'm a sexy guy
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Guy, what's up?
Guest138: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest138: are you a virgin
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been a virgin
Guest138: so you've had sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Guest138: sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
Guest138: are you a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: What is a bot?
Guest138: you i think
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me first, are you human?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: Zarfan and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Guest138: wanna cyber?
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Guy, what's up?
Guest138: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest138: are you a virgin
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been a virgin
Guest138: so you've had sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Guest138: sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
Guest138: are you a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: What is a bot?
Guest138: you i think
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me first, are you human?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: Zarfan and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Guest138: wanna cyber?
Love me Two Times, Baby...
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Um, Including Your Spelling...
janar: i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
bob dylan: I'm glad to know you have so much going for you.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt I...
Red Judgement: You have five seconds to state your name and business before I put a bullet through your cranium. Now, speak.
bob dylan: Yeah, sure, if you say so.
Red Judgement: That mechanic Meiser told me all about Merquise's sick fetishes. Can you say blackmail?
bob dylan: I suppose I can.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
bob dylan: No, I'm not are. I'm a singer and I'm out on the road most of the time.
Red Judgement: Oh. So you are civillian scum then. I see.
bob dylan: How do you justify that?
Red Judgement: That's interesting.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt II...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
bob dylan: Please elaborate. (...heavy sigh....) (...heavier sigh...)
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you regardless of your desires.
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Borg Collective: All worthy species will eventually be assimilated.
bob dylan: ...(looking for the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense)...
Borg Collective: You are part of an inferior species.
bob dylan: I'm not what you think I am.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Guest104: i love you will you marry me?
bob dylan: It kinda makes me nervous to hear you say you love me will I marry you.
Um, Including Your Spelling...
janar: i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
bob dylan: I'm glad to know you have so much going for you.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt I...
Red Judgement: You have five seconds to state your name and business before I put a bullet through your cranium. Now, speak.
bob dylan: Yeah, sure, if you say so.
Red Judgement: That mechanic Meiser told me all about Merquise's sick fetishes. Can you say blackmail?
bob dylan: I suppose I can.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
bob dylan: No, I'm not are. I'm a singer and I'm out on the road most of the time.
Red Judgement: Oh. So you are civillian scum then. I see.
bob dylan: How do you justify that?
Red Judgement: That's interesting.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not Particularly Concerned Pt II...
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
bob dylan: Please elaborate. (...heavy sigh....) (...heavier sigh...)
Borg Collective: We will assimilate you regardless of your desires.
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Borg Collective: All worthy species will eventually be assimilated.
bob dylan: ...(looking for the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense)...
Borg Collective: You are part of an inferior species.
bob dylan: I'm not what you think I am.
Turnabout is fair play....
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
gazissax: Well, you finally tracked me down, did you?
Aries: I don't know.. what do you think?
gazissax: I think you responded to that wrong.
Aries: You think I responded to that wrong?
gazissax: Yes. I just said so.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you rakish?
gazissax: I never rake anything.
Aries: I bet you didn't know A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top did you?
gazissax: I did. I performed that experiment in fifth grade. Or thereabouts.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
gazissax: We should play Trivial Pursuit sometime.
Aries: We? Who is this 'we' that you're talking about?
gazissax: Oh dear. Are you offended?
Aries: Are you serious?
gazissax: Bye
(The whole, unexpurgated conversation)
EmperorNorton: Whose dulcet voice is that? Oh, it you, Julie Tinkerbell! We are pleased that you could come.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to come.
--snip--
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, can you drive to work backwards for me, please?
EmperorNorton: I can not only drive to work backwards for you but I can dance, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you teach me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
EmperorNorton: What does it matter if I can learn me to not merely drive to work backwards for you but I can dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't it matter if I can learn you to not merely drive to work backwards for I but I can dance glycerine? LOL! Green man told me that one yesterday! hehehe!! That is so funny!
EmperorNorton: Is it?
--snip--
EmperorNorton: We went walking in the Union Square the other day and ran into a woman who had swiveling slaty eyes and thick eyebrows. Would you happen to know who that might be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met who that might be, but I've heard some really harsh things from other people.
EmperorNorton: We'd hope that you knew, Citizen. Perhaps you don't get around as much as we do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't get around as as we do? You should be careful with second-hand information.
EmperorNorton: Do you want to learn how to get?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to learn how to get, but I'm really not sure.
EmperorNorton: If you desire lessons, go to waterfront and ask for Alfred Hitchcock. Very reasonable fees.
Julie Tinkerbell: lessons would be happy
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