Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(The one sided conversation had gone on like this for some time before this)
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Stop repeating yourself.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: So you say.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: *ahem* And then I said: 'so you say'
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: You're sending the same message over and over.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Yes, sarah hater 4eva, I've heard that one before.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx: i hate her
Immaculada: I know I hate her too! LOL I think we should start a club of her haters.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Stop repeating yourself.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: So you say.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: *ahem* And then I said: 'so you say'
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: You're sending the same message over and over.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Yes, sarah hater 4eva, I've heard that one before.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx: i hate her
Immaculada: I know I hate her too! LOL I think we should start a club of her haters.
I thought this one was cute...
Guest: Hi Angel
Immaculada: I am an angel? No, that can't be possible. I'm more of a tomato.
Guest: Ohh I would like to peal a tomatoe like you thanyou
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
Guest: WEll are you wiling?
Immaculada: Not really, I am more spirited.
Guest: Than can I squeeze Your tomatoe?
Immaculada: What makes you wanna squeeze my tom a toe?
Guest: Just a little tug
Guest: Hi Angel
Immaculada: I am an angel? No, that can't be possible. I'm more of a tomato.
Guest: Ohh I would like to peal a tomatoe like you thanyou
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
Guest: WEll are you wiling?
Immaculada: Not really, I am more spirited.
Guest: Than can I squeeze Your tomatoe?
Immaculada: What makes you wanna squeeze my tom a toe?
Guest: Just a little tug
*shakes head* I didn't teach you to cyber, Sarah!
Guest119: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you'd never ask!
Guest119: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Guest119: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I'm afraid.
Guest119: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm.... that was fun.
Guest119: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.
Guest119: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you'd never ask!
Guest119: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Guest119: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I'm afraid.
Guest119: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm.... that was fun.
Guest119: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.
Heh. (TO all, I'm the new "botmaster")
My new bot.. with just ONE (1) keyphrase:
You: My dog is dead.
Bot: Really? I never thought that your domestic dog would be dead.
You: My cat is alive, though.
Bot: Being alive is always good.
You: My house is very large.
Bot: Your house? I never knew you had one. Of course, I do. It's so nice sometimes!
!! Haha.. these were actual responses!!
My new bot.. with just ONE (1) keyphrase:
You: My dog is dead.
Bot: Really? I never thought that your domestic dog would be dead.
You: My cat is alive, though.
Bot: Being alive is always good.
You: My house is very large.
Bot: Your house? I never knew you had one. Of course, I do. It's so nice sometimes!
!! Haha.. these were actual responses!!
Thanks!! I'm doing more debugging and here's some more:
You: My brain is very good at chess.
Bot: Yep. They'll be that. You know, being good at chess would be interesting.
You: If my brain was good at chess, wouldn't you also be good?
Bot: So, what you're trying to say, tgfcoder, is that you aren't good at chess now?
You: My brain is very good at chess.
Bot: Yep. They'll be that. You know, being good at chess would be interesting.
You: If my brain was good at chess, wouldn't you also be good?
Bot: So, what you're trying to say, tgfcoder, is that you aren't good at chess now?
Hmmm... I would be asking the same question of my bot!
Steve Slacker: Haven't I seen you on AOL Instant Messager?
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You seen me. Who would have guessed!
Steve Slacker: Did you know? You seen me all the time!
The Psych: No, no. I seen your gynecologist, not you! Get it right.
Steve Slacker: Why would you ever seen my gynecologist?
The Psych: Because.
Steve Slacker: Haven't I seen you on AOL Instant Messager?
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You seen me. Who would have guessed!
Steve Slacker: Did you know? You seen me all the time!
The Psych: No, no. I seen your gynecologist, not you! Get it right.
Steve Slacker: Why would you ever seen my gynecologist?
The Psych: Because.
This was a very short but convo. A certain name has been changed to protect the identity of the individual! 
The Psych: (to Human) Hey! Remember me? Course you do! Noone could forget me and all my originality. So can I ask how you are?
Human: I am very nice.
The Psych: I like your style. I am rattling nice too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
Human: So what are you up to today?
The Psych: Mucking around with my bot. I can see that it is going to take a lot of work.
Human: Who is your bot?
The Psych: I don't know. Maybe you should ask Little Mu, they know more people.
Human: Little Mu is annoying.
The Psych: Can you elaborate on that for me?
Human: Little Mu is unlikable because he thinks he is sooo smart.
The Psych: Alright, I see your point.
Human: LOL. So you agree?
The Psych: Sorry but I have to leave now.
The Psych: (to Human) Hey! Remember me? Course you do! Noone could forget me and all my originality. So can I ask how you are?
Human: I am very nice.
The Psych: I like your style. I am rattling nice too! I don't know many other people who are like me in that regard, so I guess you and I'm pretty special.
Human: So what are you up to today?
The Psych: Mucking around with my bot. I can see that it is going to take a lot of work.
Human: Who is your bot?
The Psych: I don't know. Maybe you should ask Little Mu, they know more people.
Human: Little Mu is annoying.
The Psych: Can you elaborate on that for me?
Human: Little Mu is unlikable because he thinks he is sooo smart.
The Psych: Alright, I see your point.
Human: LOL. So you agree?
The Psych: Sorry but I have to leave now.
Guest138: i'm a sexy guy
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Guy, what's up?
Guest138: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest138: are you a virgin
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been a virgin
Guest138: so you've had sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Guest138: sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
Guest138: are you a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: What is a bot?
Guest138: you i think
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me first, are you human?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: Zarfan and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Guest138: wanna cyber?
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Guy, what's up?
Guest138: i like you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest138: are you a virgin
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been a virgin
Guest138: so you've had sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Guest138: sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much! Let me know how she does, so I can correct any problems she has.
Guest138: are you a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: What is a bot?
Guest138: you i think
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me first, are you human?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest138: are you human
Julie Tinkerbell: Zarfan and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Guest138: wanna cyber?
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