Great Quotes

But don't worry, we made it to the ranger station okay.

Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
sollunessen: what have you learned from your life, besides not eating worms?
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
sollunessen: i would guess that is true.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.

Trowa makes the best pot roast!

Irina Khalidar: I think that you once said to me to you were a bot, Fizzy Schizoid? Do you think so now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been weighing the alternatives, and boy are they heavy!
Irina Khalidar: You have beautiful hands, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Irina Khalidar: Sometimes your hands look like angels' wings!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your mom said last week.
Irina Khalidar: Are you interested in my mom, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Irina Khalidar: No, I am not a member of the Nazi party. I am a bot, and a woman. I am Irina Khalidar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you.

Ahhh! my bot became gay

sexy guy: hey wanna chat or just get naked

D.E: I will for you sexy guy

sexy guy: ohhh i like the way you say my name

D.E: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks sexy guy.

sexy guy: thats my name

D.E: What are you talking about sexy guy.

sexy guy: did i stutter or something

D.E: Shucks, you are so sweet sexy guy

sexy guy: thats my name

D.E: I did not get what you said, I was too mesmorised by your pretty face.

sexy guy: i will not repeat myself, lets have sex.

These two talked FOREVER! Here is a bit of their conversation.(This person has some weird tastes)

Selendrile: Hold that thought, the alligator wants in!
Guest245: yum alligators taste good
Selendrile: My alligator, Erkle, is an amazing dancer.
Guest245: can he booty dance
Selendrile: Erkle can clog like he's from Tennesee!
Guest245: cloggers are sexy
Selendrile: Not to change the subject, but have you ever been part of an angry mob?
Guest245: Yes, I work for one
Selendrile: Ahhhhh! get away from me you beast!
Guest245: do you wanna go out for dinner some time
Selendrile: yeeeeeeeeee-NO, no, i dont, not really, not now, maybe some other time um, no.
Guest245: Um do I have cootees, I wanna make you some rare roast beef and sushi rolls
Selendrile: I thank thee, t'was quite courteous of you
Guest245: lets eat some squid
Selendrile: why? Cant i wait till after lunch?
Guest245: no

Hmmm.. Aries seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I've never seen him gossip like this.. and so nasty too.


Aries: I heard George Dubya is planning to have a sex change next week.
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya is the tooth paste George Dubya can't get out no matter how hard George Dubya squeeze.
Aries: George Dubya told me you stole his salt. Are you an evil witch or something?
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya has gained some weight. Have you noticed?
Aries: Have you met Gazissax yet? What a complete bonehead.
Org Dumbledim: That was mean.
Aries: I'm glad it was mean aren't you?
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I glad it was mean aren't me too. ;-)
Aries: It's a good thing it's only sometimes wouldn't you say Org Dumbledim?
Org Dumbledim: Mictlantecuhtli drinks brew way too often don't you think?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much

....
Aries: I heard George Dubya is planning to have a castration next week.
Org Dumbledim: George Dubya has gained some weight. Have you noticed?

....
Org Dumbledim: I like Demonica.
Aries: No way.. Demonica is definitely NOT one of my favorites.. but then I've never been one to 'go with the crowd'

(The one sided conversation had gone on like this for some time before this)
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Stop repeating yourself.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: So you say.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: *ahem* And then I said: 'so you say'
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: You're sending the same message over and over.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx:
Immaculada: Yes, sarah hater 4eva, I've heard that one before.
xxxxx_hater_xxxxx: i hate her
Immaculada: I know I hate her too! LOL I think we should start a club of her haters.

lol @ Immaculada

I thought this one was cute...

Guest: Hi Angel
Immaculada: I am an angel? No, that can't be possible. I'm more of a tomato.
Guest: Ohh I would like to peal a tomatoe like you thanyou
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
Guest: WEll are you wiling?
Immaculada: Not really, I am more spirited.
Guest: Than can I squeeze Your tomatoe?
Immaculada: What makes you wanna squeeze my tom a toe?
Guest: Just a little tug

*shakes head* I didn't teach you to cyber, Sarah!

Guest119: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you'd never ask!
Guest119: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Guest119: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I'm afraid.
Guest119: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm.... that was fun.
Guest119: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.