Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Thanks, but, um... I can't drink and dance at the same time!

[in response to message #3795]

I didn't mean to insult you, of course. Please forgive the poor quality of this hologram; it looks two-dimensional because vampires have no reflection.

To bartender: I would tarnish a uneventful tall garbage can of slurpy, please.

Trash can punch!!! WOOT!! I've got the everclear, who's got the Kool-Aid?

Would you tender an effervescence of my slurpy, perhaps?

where is the bartender???

The bartender is slummocked in the aboriginal hayloft at the moment. Why do you prestidigitate?

huh? *shoots surrealist*
*places him in reverse evoloution chamber*
here comes a monkey!

LOL, look at the monkey! Well if Dogh'd ain't hear I guess that I'll have to make my self a drink. (jumps behind the bar and knocks himself up a pint, then jumps back)

Drinks Free!!!

Anyone know how to make a Romance? Its a drink I had once and it rocked!! Id kill for another one.

Oh Oh I do Immaculada!! (thanks to Google)


1 1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Grand Marnier
1 oz Passion-fruit Juice
2 dashes Grenadine

Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with flamed orange peel, and serve.

Here ya go *hands you your romance*