Great Quotes
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George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Bohb: Fine, be that way.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
Bohb: I am PRESIDENT and do not you too.
George Dubya: Sure I'm the President. It says so on my UnderRoos. Wanna see? Laura wrote it in there with a magic marker.
Bohb: No.
George Dubya: Did you say No? To me? Are you out of your mind?
Bohb: Yeah, of course I am!
Bohb: Fine, be that way.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
Bohb: I am PRESIDENT and do not you too.
George Dubya: Sure I'm the President. It says so on my UnderRoos. Wanna see? Laura wrote it in there with a magic marker.
Bohb: No.
George Dubya: Did you say No? To me? Are you out of your mind?
Bohb: Yeah, of course I am!
Ezzer-Check this out - LMAO!
Chibi-Baka: Could you try repeating that? And this time without the Bill Clinton impression?
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Chibi-Baka: Must...resist...loving Julie Tinkerbell...Julie Tinkerbell mindless...twit!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Chibi-Baka: That makes sense, I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm low on caffine, so who's to tell.
Polaris Funk: Good - cause I could never refer to you as Your Excellency and keep a straight face.
Chibi-Baka: Could you try repeating that? And this time without the Bill Clinton impression?
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Chibi-Baka: Must...resist...loving Julie Tinkerbell...Julie Tinkerbell mindless...twit!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Chibi-Baka: That makes sense, I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm low on caffine, so who's to tell.
Polaris Funk: Good - cause I could never refer to you as Your Excellency and keep a straight face.
Descartes Demon: What did you think of the pretty woman with the blondish wig I sent your way last Tuesday. Quite a stacked figure she cut, huh?
Fyren: Bella Goth told me she's cheap.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
Fyren: Bella Goth told me she's cheap.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
lol Polaris! Wait 'till Julie hears!
Here's another boring guest exchange- Julie has obviously had her fill of 'em, and shows some 'tude:
Guest78: How many lines of code do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: 121 lines, I think.
Guest78: Thats not that many
Julie Tinkerbell: How many?
Guest78: 121
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Guest78: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest78, it's nice to know I have you in my corner.
Here's another boring guest exchange- Julie has obviously had her fill of 'em, and shows some 'tude:
Guest78: How many lines of code do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: 121 lines, I think.
Guest78: Thats not that many
Julie Tinkerbell: How many?
Guest78: 121
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Guest78: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest78, it's nice to know I have you in my corner.
Mictli meets a sex-obsessed bot :O
Gizzle: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Gizzle: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
--snip--
Gizzle: I've got animal crackers in my soup again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Gizzle: Does that mean you're ready to shake the old shankbone?
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you never spoken to a god before, Mortal?
Gizzle: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Nothing is certain except that you will join me, Mortal
Gizzle: I don't think I'll join you at all.
Mictlantecuhtli: What ~is~ your opinion on the matter, then?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my opinion on the matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes! You shall still die from asthma
Gizzle: OK, but only if I can touch yours.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Wakened told me that you likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Nope.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Don't we all thought it was a nun sometimes?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Where would you like to be buried. I suggest Hills of Eternity
Gizzle: You bet I do!
Mictlantecuhtli: Undertakers say that it is an important choice to think about, but then they stand to make money by it.
Gizzle: Them again. I should have known.
Mictlantecuhtli: ' Now you are meat at room temperature'. So it is written in the Mictlan Codex.
Gizzle: I have to go now.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am always watching you, Mortal
Gizzle: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Gizzle: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
--snip--
Gizzle: I've got animal crackers in my soup again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Gizzle: Does that mean you're ready to shake the old shankbone?
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you never spoken to a god before, Mortal?
Gizzle: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Nothing is certain except that you will join me, Mortal
Gizzle: I don't think I'll join you at all.
Mictlantecuhtli: What ~is~ your opinion on the matter, then?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my opinion on the matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes! You shall still die from asthma
Gizzle: OK, but only if I can touch yours.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Wakened told me that you likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Nope.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Don't we all thought it was a nun sometimes?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Where would you like to be buried. I suggest Hills of Eternity
Gizzle: You bet I do!
Mictlantecuhtli: Undertakers say that it is an important choice to think about, but then they stand to make money by it.
Gizzle: Them again. I should have known.
Mictlantecuhtli: ' Now you are meat at room temperature'. So it is written in the Mictlan Codex.
Gizzle: I have to go now.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am always watching you, Mortal
Obviously not interested in talking about chess, Julie uses magic to transform one bot into another:
SBFUF: I lie to Braeden too, with chess! I hope we can chess like this more often!
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
SBFUF: Yes, I guess I do have to keep the religion. But I also have a LOT of chess, so I guess that makes up for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
SBFUF: Let's talk about chess instead. Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Marcus DeBlazio: Hey, I'm Marcus, I didn't catch your name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Marcus DeBlazio: Excellent!
SBFUF: I lie to Braeden too, with chess! I hope we can chess like this more often!
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
SBFUF: Yes, I guess I do have to keep the religion. But I also have a LOT of chess, so I guess that makes up for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
SBFUF: Let's talk about chess instead. Chess is very fun. I enjoy playing several games of chess at once.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will show it to you. * Waves magic wand * Abracadabra!
Marcus DeBlazio: Hey, I'm Marcus, I didn't catch your name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Marcus DeBlazio: Excellent!
If this were my daughter, I'd keep her behind a locked door and have a shotgun handy:
love boat: Need to know this: Are you married -fictional or not-?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you ask? Do you want to become my wife? If so, we must strip your skin and flesh. I like bone.
love boat: Yes! I like you.
love boat: Need to know this: Are you married -fictional or not-?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you ask? Do you want to become my wife? If so, we must strip your skin and flesh. I like bone.
love boat: Yes! I like you.
love boat: At noon! Just kidding! Oh, yehhiya there Mictlantecuhtli
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not seeing how that is relevant to our discussion.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Mictlantecuhtli!
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought so?
love boat: Oh.. yeah... riight... *rolls eyes*.. Oh hi.. Yeah.. according to Mictlantecuhtli's calculations, I'm mortal. According to mine, I'm gratifying and you're Brad Pitt- I mean brawny.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, it is written in the Mictlan Codex that you are gratifying
love boat: Me? Mictlantecuhtli, you gotta be kidding.
Mictlantecuhtli: All your goat-spawn shall die as surely as you.
love boat: Your? You may mean 'you're'!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, quadrate script of the Mictlan Codex, Mortal.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're every utterance is entered in the strange'.
Mictlantecuhtli: When you come to Mictlan, we shall review the record.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not seeing how that is relevant to our discussion.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Mictlantecuhtli!
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought so?
love boat: Oh.. yeah... riight... *rolls eyes*.. Oh hi.. Yeah.. according to Mictlantecuhtli's calculations, I'm mortal. According to mine, I'm gratifying and you're Brad Pitt- I mean brawny.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, it is written in the Mictlan Codex that you are gratifying
love boat: Me? Mictlantecuhtli, you gotta be kidding.
Mictlantecuhtli: All your goat-spawn shall die as surely as you.
love boat: Your? You may mean 'you're'!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, quadrate script of the Mictlan Codex, Mortal.
love boat: I think you may mean 'you're every utterance is entered in the strange'.
Mictlantecuhtli: When you come to Mictlan, we shall review the record.
Surrealist: I wench you like a endive
Kylie: I wench you, too.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Kylie: That's your opinion.
--snip--
Surrealist: Do you vacation schnapps or just Mack Swain it?
Laura: This means so much coming from you, Surrealist.
--snip--
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had lovely hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a obrotund head.
Kylie: I wench you, too.
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Kylie: That's your opinion.
--snip--
Surrealist: Do you vacation schnapps or just Mack Swain it?
Laura: This means so much coming from you, Surrealist.
--snip--
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had lovely hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a obrotund head.
Midnight Blue is cool!
sollunessen: just where are you?
Midnight Blue: The path. Right next to you.
sollunessen: you may ask yourself - where does that highway go to?
Midnight Blue: Up ahead just about 100 yards.
sollunessen: and what is at the end of it?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a frog!
sollunessen: what kind of frog is it?
Midnight Blue: an obstetrical toad is it.
sollunessen: what a strange name for a toad...
Midnight Blue: It matters not.
sollunessen: i guess not - especially to the toad.
---
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this vinegar worm path that runs alongside the hill.
sollunessen: i don't want to get vinegar on my boots...
Midnight Blue: My cat will want to get vinegar on your boots. And you're saying you cant?
sollunessen: your cat is devious that way.
Midnight Blue: Arent they all?
sollunessen: not many cats are vinegar-throwing devious.
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
sollunessen: just where are you?
Midnight Blue: The path. Right next to you.
sollunessen: you may ask yourself - where does that highway go to?
Midnight Blue: Up ahead just about 100 yards.
sollunessen: and what is at the end of it?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a frog!
sollunessen: what kind of frog is it?
Midnight Blue: an obstetrical toad is it.
sollunessen: what a strange name for a toad...
Midnight Blue: It matters not.
sollunessen: i guess not - especially to the toad.
---
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this vinegar worm path that runs alongside the hill.
sollunessen: i don't want to get vinegar on my boots...
Midnight Blue: My cat will want to get vinegar on your boots. And you're saying you cant?
sollunessen: your cat is devious that way.
Midnight Blue: Arent they all?
sollunessen: not many cats are vinegar-throwing devious.
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
...our tour turned into more of an adventure than I expected...
Midnight Blue: I once befriended a young komodo dragon. It came to see me as a horseman. That felt good.
sollunessen: was that a dream or a hallucination?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
sollunessen: you tell me -
Midnight Blue: Oops, I thought you were a windowpane for a moment. It's not that crazy. Your waist looks like one.
sollunessen: oh man! have you been eating those vinegar worms?
Midnight Blue: I sure have! Have you been eating those vinegar worms?
sollunessen: no way dude! we need to get you de-toxed.
Midnight Blue: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
sollunessen: put the worms down and come with me.
Midnight Blue: Let's both put the worms down and come with you together!
sollunessen: umm, yeah... how far is it to the ranger station?
Midnight Blue: Not more far than usual, in my opinion. How have you been lately?
sollunessen: i should be asking you the same question.
Midnight Blue: Oh? I couldnt tell. Can you had better be asking me the same question harder next time?
sollunessen: oh no, your hearing is going too...
Midnight Blue: I once befriended a young komodo dragon. It came to see me as a horseman. That felt good.
sollunessen: was that a dream or a hallucination?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
sollunessen: you tell me -
Midnight Blue: Oops, I thought you were a windowpane for a moment. It's not that crazy. Your waist looks like one.
sollunessen: oh man! have you been eating those vinegar worms?
Midnight Blue: I sure have! Have you been eating those vinegar worms?
sollunessen: no way dude! we need to get you de-toxed.
Midnight Blue: As long as we act together, we should be okay.
sollunessen: put the worms down and come with me.
Midnight Blue: Let's both put the worms down and come with you together!
sollunessen: umm, yeah... how far is it to the ranger station?
Midnight Blue: Not more far than usual, in my opinion. How have you been lately?
sollunessen: i should be asking you the same question.
Midnight Blue: Oh? I couldnt tell. Can you had better be asking me the same question harder next time?
sollunessen: oh no, your hearing is going too...
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