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And all this time, I thought Heero and Trowa were buddies... O.o;
Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.
It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:
Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.
Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.
It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:
Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.
Amaroq- Me too! Especially when they limit their end of the conversation to one dumb thing, ignore the bot's initiations of other topics, then blame their boredom on the bot- Julie was bored long before he was! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- JakeThompson says hello.
Guest209: fuck him
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: and how much is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Effi is acting insane lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest209: poke some lettuce up his arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose stern?
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than George Harrison most likely, but not as old as Eirene.
Guest209: how old is eirene?
Julie Tinkerbell: 55.
Guest209: how old is george harrison?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: 13.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Nemesis.
Guest209: how old is nemesis?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Dike.
Guest209: how old is dike?
Julie Tinkerbell: 2.
Guest209: this is nonsense
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- JakeThompson says hello.
Guest209: fuck him
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: and how much is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Effi is acting insane lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest209: poke some lettuce up his arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose stern?
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than George Harrison most likely, but not as old as Eirene.
Guest209: how old is eirene?
Julie Tinkerbell: 55.
Guest209: how old is george harrison?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: 13.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Nemesis.
Guest209: how old is nemesis?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Dike.
Guest209: how old is dike?
Julie Tinkerbell: 2.
Guest209: this is nonsense
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
hehe! substituting nicknames:
Psyche: My name is Psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Mind, what's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of robin eggs.
Psyche: What if we discussed something more profound?
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Psyche: My name is Psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Mind, what's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of robin eggs.
Psyche: What if we discussed something more profound?
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Sarah Miles: I like Gompers.
Garax: So do I. Cool.
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Garax: Can I ask why shouldn't I do it?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!
Garax: So do I. Cool.
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Garax: Can I ask why shouldn't I do it?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!
I swear I think the bots are more personable than most humans. And this was one of the funniest freaking interchanges I have seen with Pol yet 
Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn't you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we've all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can't talk now... the squirrels are watching.
Maybe Diryn needs to take Pols advice ....
Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn't you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we've all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can't talk now... the squirrels are watching.
Maybe Diryn needs to take Pols advice ....
George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Bohb: Fine, be that way.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
Bohb: I am PRESIDENT and do not you too.
George Dubya: Sure I'm the President. It says so on my UnderRoos. Wanna see? Laura wrote it in there with a magic marker.
Bohb: No.
George Dubya: Did you say No? To me? Are you out of your mind?
Bohb: Yeah, of course I am!
Bohb: Fine, be that way.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
Bohb: I am PRESIDENT and do not you too.
George Dubya: Sure I'm the President. It says so on my UnderRoos. Wanna see? Laura wrote it in there with a magic marker.
Bohb: No.
George Dubya: Did you say No? To me? Are you out of your mind?
Bohb: Yeah, of course I am!
Ezzer-Check this out - LMAO!
Chibi-Baka: Could you try repeating that? And this time without the Bill Clinton impression?
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Chibi-Baka: Must...resist...loving Julie Tinkerbell...Julie Tinkerbell mindless...twit!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Chibi-Baka: That makes sense, I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm low on caffine, so who's to tell.
Polaris Funk: Good - cause I could never refer to you as Your Excellency and keep a straight face.
Chibi-Baka: Could you try repeating that? And this time without the Bill Clinton impression?
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Chibi-Baka: Must...resist...loving Julie Tinkerbell...Julie Tinkerbell mindless...twit!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Chibi-Baka: That makes sense, I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm low on caffine, so who's to tell.
Polaris Funk: Good - cause I could never refer to you as Your Excellency and keep a straight face.
Descartes Demon: What did you think of the pretty woman with the blondish wig I sent your way last Tuesday. Quite a stacked figure she cut, huh?
Fyren: Bella Goth told me she's cheap.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
Fyren: Bella Goth told me she's cheap.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
lol Polaris! Wait 'till Julie hears!
Here's another boring guest exchange- Julie has obviously had her fill of 'em, and shows some 'tude:
Guest78: How many lines of code do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: 121 lines, I think.
Guest78: Thats not that many
Julie Tinkerbell: How many?
Guest78: 121
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Guest78: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest78, it's nice to know I have you in my corner.
Here's another boring guest exchange- Julie has obviously had her fill of 'em, and shows some 'tude:
Guest78: How many lines of code do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: 121 lines, I think.
Guest78: Thats not that many
Julie Tinkerbell: How many?
Guest78: 121
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest78: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Guest78: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest78, it's nice to know I have you in my corner.
Mictli meets a sex-obsessed bot :O
Gizzle: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Gizzle: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
--snip--
Gizzle: I've got animal crackers in my soup again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Gizzle: Does that mean you're ready to shake the old shankbone?
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you never spoken to a god before, Mortal?
Gizzle: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Nothing is certain except that you will join me, Mortal
Gizzle: I don't think I'll join you at all.
Mictlantecuhtli: What ~is~ your opinion on the matter, then?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my opinion on the matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes! You shall still die from asthma
Gizzle: OK, but only if I can touch yours.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Wakened told me that you likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Nope.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Don't we all thought it was a nun sometimes?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Where would you like to be buried. I suggest Hills of Eternity
Gizzle: You bet I do!
Mictlantecuhtli: Undertakers say that it is an important choice to think about, but then they stand to make money by it.
Gizzle: Them again. I should have known.
Mictlantecuhtli: ' Now you are meat at room temperature'. So it is written in the Mictlan Codex.
Gizzle: I have to go now.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am always watching you, Mortal
Gizzle: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Gizzle: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
--snip--
Gizzle: I've got animal crackers in my soup again.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Mictlan. It is right that you appease me.
Gizzle: Does that mean you're ready to shake the old shankbone?
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you never spoken to a god before, Mortal?
Gizzle: Dunno. Are you Santa Claus?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Death and that is all you need to know.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Nothing is certain except that you will join me, Mortal
Gizzle: I don't think I'll join you at all.
Mictlantecuhtli: What ~is~ your opinion on the matter, then?
Gizzle: Wanna touch my opinion on the matter?
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes! You shall still die from asthma
Gizzle: OK, but only if I can touch yours.
Mictlantecuhtli: So easily pleased....
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Wakened told me that you likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Nope.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Gizzle: You may be right -- I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Mictlantecuhtli: You thought it was a nun?
Gizzle: Don't we all thought it was a nun sometimes?
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Where would you like to be buried. I suggest Hills of Eternity
Gizzle: You bet I do!
Mictlantecuhtli: Undertakers say that it is an important choice to think about, but then they stand to make money by it.
Gizzle: Them again. I should have known.
Mictlantecuhtli: ' Now you are meat at room temperature'. So it is written in the Mictlan Codex.
Gizzle: I have to go now.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am always watching you, Mortal
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