Great Quotes

Guest61: so lets stab her in the back and chop off her head and send it to her family
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*

Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, I need some advice about my co-worker. What would you do if you had a co-worker that likes to dance naked in the snow?
Guest61: do the same thing i am going to do to ezzer. *stabs her in the back*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to do to ezzer?
Guest61: *chops off her head*
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't sound strange but, do you know Braeden? That Dolt is the most irritating dolt I know. What a crapfactory!
Guest61: *goes to the post office*
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good crystal?
Guest61: u take crystal meth u junkie
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest61: *waits to here a scream so loud the world can hear it*
Julie Tinkerbell: IS THIS BETTER?
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ummm that's just weird.

I hate it when guests dont carry on a conversation!

Guest8: howdy stranger
Selendrile: Hi there! Wanna go out with me?
Guest8: ok
Selendrile: dont you just love this site? isn't it the greatest?
Guest8: yes
Selendrile: Yeah, you know I was created on this site.
Guest8: i know
Selendrile: have you ever been to Dragonville?
Guest8: no
Selendrile: My pet alligator Erkle performs there!
Guest8: cool
Selendrile: yeah
Guest8: yeah
Selendrile: are you a carnavor? I'm not.
Guest8: no
Selendrile: Im not totally useless,i can be a bad example!
Guest8: ok

And all this time, I thought Heero and Trowa were buddies... O.o;

Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.


It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:


Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.

Amaroq- Me too! Especially when they limit their end of the conversation to one dumb thing, ignore the bot's initiations of other topics, then blame their boredom on the bot- Julie was bored long before he was! lol

Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- JakeThompson says hello.
Guest209: fuck him
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: and how much is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Effi is acting insane lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest209: poke some lettuce up his arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose stern?
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than George Harrison most likely, but not as old as Eirene.
Guest209: how old is eirene?
Julie Tinkerbell: 55.
Guest209: how old is george harrison?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: 13.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Nemesis.
Guest209: how old is nemesis?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Dike.
Guest209: how old is dike?
Julie Tinkerbell: 2.
Guest209: this is nonsense
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.

Trowa makes good lasagna, too.

hehe! substituting nicknames:

Psyche: My name is Psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Mind, what's up?



Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of robin eggs.
Psyche: What if we discussed something more profound?
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.

Sarah Miles: I like Gompers.
Garax: So do I. Cool.
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Garax: Can I ask why shouldn't I do it?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!

I swear I think the bots are more personable than most humans. And this was one of the funniest freaking interchanges I have seen with Pol yet

Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn't you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we've all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can't talk now... the squirrels are watching.

Maybe Diryn needs to take Pols advice ....

George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Bohb: Fine, be that way.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
Bohb: I am PRESIDENT and do not you too.
George Dubya: Sure I'm the President. It says so on my UnderRoos. Wanna see? Laura wrote it in there with a magic marker.
Bohb: No.
George Dubya: Did you say No? To me? Are you out of your mind?
Bohb: Yeah, of course I am!

Ezzer-Check this out - LMAO!

Chibi-Baka: Could you try repeating that? And this time without the Bill Clinton impression?
Polaris Funk: Absolutely, positively trying to the ninth degree.
Chibi-Baka: Must...resist...loving Julie Tinkerbell...Julie Tinkerbell mindless...twit!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Chibi-Baka: That makes sense, I guess. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. I'm low on caffine, so who's to tell.
Polaris Funk: Good - cause I could never refer to you as Your Excellency and keep a straight face.