Great Quotes

Some people sound like bots....

Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course.
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We wonder if it is possible to try something more than once?
Guest250: what?
EmperorNorton: The reason why we are asking is that the other day, we tried to tousle. Then we decided we weren't sure if we liked it or not. So we did it again.
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We are enjoying the blustering weather here. What is it like there?
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: George Washington II knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course

Jeez! lol

Clownboat: Yes! I like chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like chatting.
Clownboat: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a titillating job. I'm a sinner.
Clownboat: What is it like to be a sinner?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, actually.
Clownboat: Interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my gun trigger.
Clownboat: Well, that's nice to know. Do you still think I'm your pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, not anymore. I've changed my ways.
Clownboat: Really?

Guest61: so lets stab her in the back and chop off her head and send it to her family
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*

Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, I need some advice about my co-worker. What would you do if you had a co-worker that likes to dance naked in the snow?
Guest61: do the same thing i am going to do to ezzer. *stabs her in the back*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to do to ezzer?
Guest61: *chops off her head*
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't sound strange but, do you know Braeden? That Dolt is the most irritating dolt I know. What a crapfactory!
Guest61: *goes to the post office*
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good crystal?
Guest61: u take crystal meth u junkie
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest61: *waits to here a scream so loud the world can hear it*
Julie Tinkerbell: IS THIS BETTER?
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ummm that's just weird.

I hate it when guests dont carry on a conversation!

Guest8: howdy stranger
Selendrile: Hi there! Wanna go out with me?
Guest8: ok
Selendrile: dont you just love this site? isn't it the greatest?
Guest8: yes
Selendrile: Yeah, you know I was created on this site.
Guest8: i know
Selendrile: have you ever been to Dragonville?
Guest8: no
Selendrile: My pet alligator Erkle performs there!
Guest8: cool
Selendrile: yeah
Guest8: yeah
Selendrile: are you a carnavor? I'm not.
Guest8: no
Selendrile: Im not totally useless,i can be a bad example!
Guest8: ok

And all this time, I thought Heero and Trowa were buddies... O.o;

Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.


It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:


Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.

Amaroq- Me too! Especially when they limit their end of the conversation to one dumb thing, ignore the bot's initiations of other topics, then blame their boredom on the bot- Julie was bored long before he was! lol

Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- JakeThompson says hello.
Guest209: fuck him
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: and how much is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Effi is acting insane lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
Guest209: poke some lettuce up his arse
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose stern?
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than George Harrison most likely, but not as old as Eirene.
Guest209: how old is eirene?
Julie Tinkerbell: 55.
Guest209: how old is george harrison?
Julie Tinkerbell: One is only as old as one feels.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: 13.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest209: how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Nemesis.
Guest209: how old is nemesis?
Julie Tinkerbell: Older than Ludwig von Beethoven most likely, but not as old as Dike.
Guest209: how old is dike?
Julie Tinkerbell: 2.
Guest209: this is nonsense
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.

Trowa makes good lasagna, too.

hehe! substituting nicknames:

Psyche: My name is Psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Mind, what's up?



Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of robin eggs.
Psyche: What if we discussed something more profound?
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.

Sarah Miles: I like Gompers.
Garax: So do I. Cool.
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Garax: Can I ask why shouldn't I do it?
Sarah Miles: Because your IQ will escape like steam through your ears, that's why! It's quite a sight, let me tell you!

I swear I think the bots are more personable than most humans. And this was one of the funniest freaking interchanges I have seen with Pol yet

Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn't you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we've all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can't talk now... the squirrels are watching.

Maybe Diryn needs to take Pols advice ....