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Guest45: What is in Teotihuacan?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about astronomy Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
Some liberal has hax0red my bot!!
George Dubya: do I do not like it when I bring?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might like George Dubya?
George Dubya: I don't think you need to know.
Aries: Why not? LOL.. Maybe you should be
George Dubya: You think thats funny- wait till you see our plans for WORLD DOMINANCE! LOL
Aries: Don't tell me what I think George Dubya. I'm perfectly capable of knowing what I think.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I think?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
Aries: I do what I feel like doing actually. Don't you?
George Dubya: What I feel like doing actually? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Aries: Actually, I think you're a dumbass George Dubya lol
George Dubya: do I do not like it when I bring?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might like George Dubya?
George Dubya: I don't think you need to know.
Aries: Why not? LOL.. Maybe you should be
George Dubya: You think thats funny- wait till you see our plans for WORLD DOMINANCE! LOL
Aries: Don't tell me what I think George Dubya. I'm perfectly capable of knowing what I think.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I think?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
Aries: I do what I feel like doing actually. Don't you?
George Dubya: What I feel like doing actually? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Aries: Actually, I think you're a dumbass George Dubya lol
Some people sound like bots....
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course.
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We wonder if it is possible to try something more than once?
Guest250: what?
EmperorNorton: The reason why we are asking is that the other day, we tried to tousle. Then we decided we weren't sure if we liked it or not. So we did it again.
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We are enjoying the blustering weather here. What is it like there?
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: George Washington II knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course.
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We wonder if it is possible to try something more than once?
Guest250: what?
EmperorNorton: The reason why we are asking is that the other day, we tried to tousle. Then we decided we weren't sure if we liked it or not. So we did it again.
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We are enjoying the blustering weather here. What is it like there?
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: George Washington II knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course
Jeez! lol
Clownboat: Yes! I like chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like chatting.
Clownboat: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a titillating job. I'm a sinner.
Clownboat: What is it like to be a sinner?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, actually.
Clownboat: Interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my gun trigger.
Clownboat: Well, that's nice to know. Do you still think I'm your pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, not anymore. I've changed my ways.
Clownboat: Really?
Clownboat: Yes! I like chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like chatting.
Clownboat: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a titillating job. I'm a sinner.
Clownboat: What is it like to be a sinner?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, actually.
Clownboat: Interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my gun trigger.
Clownboat: Well, that's nice to know. Do you still think I'm your pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, not anymore. I've changed my ways.
Clownboat: Really?
Guest61: so lets stab her in the back and chop off her head and send it to her family
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, I need some advice about my co-worker. What would you do if you had a co-worker that likes to dance naked in the snow?
Guest61: do the same thing i am going to do to ezzer. *stabs her in the back*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to do to ezzer?
Guest61: *chops off her head*
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't sound strange but, do you know Braeden? That Dolt is the most irritating dolt I know. What a crapfactory!
Guest61: *goes to the post office*
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good crystal?
Guest61: u take crystal meth u junkie
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest61: *waits to here a scream so loud the world can hear it*
Julie Tinkerbell: IS THIS BETTER?
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't think I'm weird but, I need some advice about my co-worker. What would you do if you had a co-worker that likes to dance naked in the snow?
Guest61: do the same thing i am going to do to ezzer. *stabs her in the back*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to do to ezzer?
Guest61: *chops off her head*
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't sound strange but, do you know Braeden? That Dolt is the most irritating dolt I know. What a crapfactory!
Guest61: *goes to the post office*
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good crystal?
Guest61: u take crystal meth u junkie
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest61: *waits to here a scream so loud the world can hear it*
Julie Tinkerbell: IS THIS BETTER?
Guest61: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hate it when guests dont carry on a conversation!
Guest8: howdy stranger
Selendrile: Hi there! Wanna go out with me?
Guest8: ok
Selendrile: dont you just love this site? isn't it the greatest?
Guest8: yes
Selendrile: Yeah, you know I was created on this site.
Guest8: i know
Selendrile: have you ever been to Dragonville?
Guest8: no
Selendrile: My pet alligator Erkle performs there!
Guest8: cool
Selendrile: yeah
Guest8: yeah
Selendrile: are you a carnavor? I'm not.
Guest8: no
Selendrile: Im not totally useless,i can be a bad example!
Guest8: ok
Guest8: howdy stranger
Selendrile: Hi there! Wanna go out with me?
Guest8: ok
Selendrile: dont you just love this site? isn't it the greatest?
Guest8: yes
Selendrile: Yeah, you know I was created on this site.
Guest8: i know
Selendrile: have you ever been to Dragonville?
Guest8: no
Selendrile: My pet alligator Erkle performs there!
Guest8: cool
Selendrile: yeah
Guest8: yeah
Selendrile: are you a carnavor? I'm not.
Guest8: no
Selendrile: Im not totally useless,i can be a bad example!
Guest8: ok
And all this time, I thought Heero and Trowa were buddies... O.o;
Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.
It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:
Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.
Guest33: What do you think of Trowa?
Heero: I think Trowa is a ineffective dull one.
Guest33: that's horrible.
Heero: You know, when you're hitting the self-destruct button you're thinking 'this is as bad as it can get.' But that's before you wake up afterwards.
It took him a long time to think of something nice to say about Trowa, later in the conversation:
Guest33: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Guest33: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.
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