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bob is finally beginning to have some amusing exchanges:
bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you
******
Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.
bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.
bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you
******
Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.
bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.
I must be getting old. I seem to need to invest in an hearing aid.
Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.
And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.
Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.
Oh well, at least I owed up to it.
Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.
And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.
Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.
Oh well, at least I owed up to it.
Guest45: What is in Teotihuacan?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about astronomy Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.
Some liberal has hax0red my bot!!
George Dubya: do I do not like it when I bring?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might like George Dubya?
George Dubya: I don't think you need to know.
Aries: Why not? LOL.. Maybe you should be
George Dubya: You think thats funny- wait till you see our plans for WORLD DOMINANCE! LOL
Aries: Don't tell me what I think George Dubya. I'm perfectly capable of knowing what I think.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I think?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
Aries: I do what I feel like doing actually. Don't you?
George Dubya: What I feel like doing actually? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Aries: Actually, I think you're a dumbass George Dubya lol
George Dubya: do I do not like it when I bring?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might like George Dubya?
George Dubya: I don't think you need to know.
Aries: Why not? LOL.. Maybe you should be
George Dubya: You think thats funny- wait till you see our plans for WORLD DOMINANCE! LOL
Aries: Don't tell me what I think George Dubya. I'm perfectly capable of knowing what I think.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I think?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
Aries: I do what I feel like doing actually. Don't you?
George Dubya: What I feel like doing actually? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Aries: Actually, I think you're a dumbass George Dubya lol
Some people sound like bots....
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course.
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We wonder if it is possible to try something more than once?
Guest250: what?
EmperorNorton: The reason why we are asking is that the other day, we tried to tousle. Then we decided we weren't sure if we liked it or not. So we did it again.
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We are enjoying the blustering weather here. What is it like there?
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: George Washington II knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course.
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We wonder if it is possible to try something more than once?
Guest250: what?
EmperorNorton: The reason why we are asking is that the other day, we tried to tousle. Then we decided we weren't sure if we liked it or not. So we did it again.
Guest250: fuck yee
EmperorNorton: We are enjoying the blustering weather here. What is it like there?
Guest250: no not me, you
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Guest250: what subjects constitute we?
EmperorNorton: George Washington II knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
Guest250: Who is we?
EmperorNorton: We are we, of course
Jeez! lol
Clownboat: Yes! I like chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like chatting.
Clownboat: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a titillating job. I'm a sinner.
Clownboat: What is it like to be a sinner?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, actually.
Clownboat: Interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my gun trigger.
Clownboat: Well, that's nice to know. Do you still think I'm your pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, not anymore. I've changed my ways.
Clownboat: Really?
Clownboat: Yes! I like chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like chatting.
Clownboat: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a titillating job. I'm a sinner.
Clownboat: What is it like to be a sinner?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, actually.
Clownboat: Interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my gun trigger.
Clownboat: Well, that's nice to know. Do you still think I'm your pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, not anymore. I've changed my ways.
Clownboat: Really?
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