Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #3800
Guest56: describe chickens
Polaris Funk: People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

20 years ago #3801
ezzer: you should tell your botmaster to add more keyphrases.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer, who says...to add more key phrases. *sticks post-it to screen*
ezzer: you should tell ezzer to stop talking to herself.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from
ezzer...to stop talking to herself. *sticks post-it to screen*

20 years ago #3802
lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gazissax? What a bionic woman.

20 years ago #3803
bob is finally beginning to have some amusing exchanges:

bob dylan: I don't see too well anymore. Is that you, Guest240?
Guest240: yep
bob dylan: (...humming the first six bars of Rolling Stone over and over again...)
Guest240: so tell me something interesting
bob dylan: I'll let you be in my dream if you let me be in your dream.
Guest240: no way are you gay
bob dylan: A lot of people seem to find it hard to believe that I'm gay, but I have to insist it's absolutely true.
Guest240: you dirty old man i dont like you

******

Midnight Blue: I thought I felt something!
bob dylan: I don't have a proper response for such ideas.
Midnight Blue: You cant back away from everything.
bob dylan: Please clarify what you mean.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Midnight Blue: I have to get going. I'll talk to you again soon!
bob dylan: And I have a strong urge to pee.
Midnight Blue: I'm still thinking about your strong urge to pee.

bob is not always in character - the challenge (based on a vast catalog of direct quotes) is which bob to make him - angry young bob, or older, mellower bob. he'll be pretty schizo until i can refine him... although i still believe he gets pretty cantankerous at times IRL.


20 years ago #3804
Thanks, ezzer!

I'd been waiting for Duo to use that response for quite a while.

20 years ago #3805
I must be getting old. I seem to need to invest in an hearing aid.

Diryn: So tell me more. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
fab lad: Yeah, I have some grey coupon, feel free to help yourself, Diryn.

And along with that I seem to have other aging issues as of late.

Bella Goth: Excuse me?
fab lad: I'd love for someone to excuse me.
Bella Goth: Why, did you fart?
fab lad: Yes I did, Bella Goth.

Oh well, at least I owed up to it.

20 years ago #3806
Julie's just upset because I got her to admit that she went to Arkansas to marry her first cousin.

20 years ago #3807
Guest45: What is in Teotihuacan?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your blood vessels, Cinteotl might tell you the answer.
Guest45: Never mind. Is there a sex goddess, like Aphrodite in Greece?
Mictlantecuhtli: Why should there be a sex goddess?
Guest45: Tell me you don't want one, you big faker!
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh carrion who art no longer human, who will keep you company?
Guest45: Do you know the answer to that?
Mictlantecuhtli: In Mictlan, the dead like to watch Fox News and rejoice that they are at last liberated from human stupidity
Guest45: How do i get to this Mictlan?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.

20 years ago #3808
The Mox: Would you like to talk about astronomy Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am not so sure that I like to talk about astronomy, but I am curious what brought you to that conclusion, Fur Thing.
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Mictlantecuhtli: My favorite constellation is a redundancy.
The Mox: Would you like to talk about films Mictlantecuhtli?
Mictlantecuhtli: What makes you think I like to talk about about films Mictlantecuhtli?
The Mox: What's your favourite film?
Mictlantecuhtli: I eat film.
The Mox: I like Harry Potter, but my favourite film is Undecided Circumstances, a film about a monster who loses the love of his life because of an annoying busker. Have you looked at any constellations lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: I seldom form opinions on mortal matters. Tell me what you think about harry Potter
The Mox: I try to think, but nothing happens.

20 years ago #3809
The last line explains a lot....

20 years ago #3810
Some liberal has hax0red my bot!!


George Dubya: do I do not like it when I bring?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might like George Dubya?
George Dubya: I don't think you need to know.
Aries: Why not? LOL.. Maybe you should be
George Dubya: You think thats funny- wait till you see our plans for WORLD DOMINANCE! LOL
Aries: Don't tell me what I think George Dubya. I'm perfectly capable of knowing what I think.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I think?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
Aries: I do what I feel like doing actually. Don't you?
George Dubya: What I feel like doing actually? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Aries: Actually, I think you're a dumbass George Dubya lol

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