Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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23 years ago #26
*chug chug chug*
Braaaaack!
Good!

23 years ago #27
I just got a daily special and it was delicious! I recommend the "life-sized old geezer" to anyone passing through!

23 years ago #28
It's liquefied for your drinking enjoyment!

23 years ago #29
*polishes some dishes*

23 years ago #30
Gimme one of those bleeding tannagers or whatever you got on special today and listen....Every time I log on here I always check the forums (and don't quibble whether it sould be fora) just to see. You might say it's something I look foreward to. And, ya know...it really pisses me off if there aren't any new postings. So I figure...ya want stuff in the forums ya gotta put stuff in the forums...ya see that I'm saying?

23 years ago #31
You bet I do. I'm glad to see you folk waking up. Mr. Fhoo just emitted his patented sleeping-gas belch and finished all your drinks while you were unconscious.

Today we've got a Southaxial Bleeding Tangerine that you might like. All I have to do is add the bacon bits... There ya go!

23 years ago #32
just a cup of tea for me. I'm driving. Or driven. Or something.

23 years ago #33
Here you go. It's a tea from Axlapsia 405 that lets you see temporarily into the future. Sip it slowly.

23 years ago #34
Sssssipppp. I have seen the future and it is fleeting.

23 years ago #35
I was just born and I can't heyheyheyhey blaaaaaaah talk very well.

23 years ago #36
But there's always another future just beyond that one.

Heya Kalavista. Maybe you should spend a few minutes in the evolution chamber. When you come back out, I'll have a nice tall "Doldrums of Ephestus" waiting for you. On the rocks! (that's today's special).

23 years ago #37
I'll have a burger please, Dogh'd


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