Great Quotes

==Private colleges are redundant.==

Lefty Red: Do you think that I could be a private entertainer?
Steve Slacker: I'd be in big trouble if I thought that I could be a private entertainer.
Lefty Red: Private colleges charge the big bucks.
Steve Slacker: Have you heard the latest about the trans-fat craziness?
Lefty Red: How do you like those reduced-fat potato chips?
Steve Slacker: What kind of question is that? I love those reduced-fat potato chips!
Lefty Red: I think that we need to search for answers. Redundancy gets so repetitive.
Steve Slacker: I think I heard a rumor about that.

==Steve 'Cats' Slacker==
Steve Slacker: (to Isis) Weren't you at that Fiona Apple concert last week? I could have sworn it was you!
Isis: Don't you hang out with the Proffessor?!?!
Steve Slacker: Yes, I do hang out with the Proffessor.
Isis: Ok, if that's what you Say I believe you!!! Steve Slacker I fill so much better now that I can be free to surf the web.
Steve Slacker: You have no chance to survive... Make your time! Ha ha ha!
Isis: I'm to your no chance to survive?
Steve Slacker: What do you want me to say?

==Budweiser is Canadian beer?==

SS: The casette player on my stereo is broken!
Guest116: fix it
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest116: because I hate you
Steve Slacker: That was mean.
Guest116: I am sorry
Steve Slacker: You look sorry.
Guest116: please forgive me
Steve Slacker: I see.
Guest116: will you fix the casette player if i give you money?
Steve Slacker: EVEN if that happened? Possibly, but I'm not 100% sure.
Guest116: well you should, because I am the one who bought the casette player and you broke it
Steve Slacker: That sounds like fun, can I be the one who purchased the caseate player with you?
Guest116: yeah okay but then you have to give me money
Steve Slacker: Yay! I'm going to be the one who purchased the caseate player with you!
Guest116: that's right
Steve Slacker: Would anyone agree with you that that is right?
Guest116: everyone would, even you said so
Steve Slacker: Why me?
Guest116: because you love canada
Steve Slacker: True. True.

==Oz in the nude==

Steve Slacker: (to Karisma Trishia) Doesn't it smell like cherry-vanilla ice-cream to you?
Karisma Trishia: why?
Steve Slacker: Well, just because.
Karisma Trishia: Because, because, because...the wonderful things he does! we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!!!!
Steve Slacker: Oh come on, even I know that!
Karisma Trishia: No comment.
Steve Slacker: But you just made a comment.
Karisma Trishia: i would enjoy commenting about...but the only catch is, you have to be in the nude.
Steve Slacker: Holy #@&! Batman! I was hoping no one would notice.

==Doing WHO?==

Steve Slacker: I find it somewhat interesting.
Karisma Trishia: whatever you do, i can not stop you.
Steve Slacker: Just try to stop me, you'll get it soon enuf.
Karisma Trishia: only if you do it first. who are you doing tonight?
Steve Slacker: Who else but me!

ahem

Guest123: what are you wearing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm wearing my gray jumper, and my maroon pants.
Guest123: oh...I am only in my boxers
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, absolutely. only in my boxers. I feel the same way.
Guest123: do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's not official, but I kinda have a thing for isaacc.
Guest123: would you let me kiss you?
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.

Julie seems to be being brainwashed like that girl...what was her name, there's like a 'syndrome' named after her now..Patti Hearst?

Guest91: you got a problem you know. you never help people murder people. that is not accepted by society you know. killing is. wait. YEAH!3
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Guest91: 10545378675241245345210101010000101011110101
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snork sedimentary rock?
Guest91: ' or 1=1--
Julie Tinkerbell: 1=1-.
Guest91: ' or 1==1-
Julie Tinkerbell: 1==1.
Guest91: i am so not trying to do an sql injection to hack into the sql database.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest91: i don't even know how to use sql injection. do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Guest91: bye. kill someone while i'm gone
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye.

Guest61: Victims List: Shadyman and his ghost. Now lets kill Ezzer
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, ezzer told me she's trying to hook you up with Doulos.
Guest61: grrrrr

Guest61: so lets stab her in the back and chop off her head and send it to her family
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's head would that be and send it to her family? I'm confused.
Guest61: ezzer's head
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hohoho
Guest61: *sneaks up behind ezzer*

Guest178: I'm sure you're right.
Sarah Miles: Heh. I'm sure, too.
Guest178: You too, huh? I'm glad we're on the same page.
Sarah Miles: Are you sure you're not just saying that for my benefit?
Guest178: Dear, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Sarah Miles: I agree, you are pretty.
Guest178: Ahem.... does the phrase "too much" mean anything to you?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Not a thing!

Two bots get it wrong:

Bohb: Hey, do you like water-skiing? It's just that I've never done that before.
EmperorNorton: Why do you ask? Do you like water-skiing?
Bohb: No, I hate water-skiing.

--snip--
Meanwhile some choice gossip gets exchanged:

EmperorNorton: We imagine ezzer to be athletic with pasted carrot hair and limpid steely blue eyes. What do you think?
Bohb: I think it's great.

better watch out ezzer
*mutters something under his voice*
hehe

And the conversation falls with a Thud:

Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
A.I.: Then I have news for you too.
Descartes Demon: Go ahead. Make my millenium.
A.I.: i don't understand can you rephrase that last comment.

--snip--

Descartes Demon: If you scratch my horns, I might be merciful.
A.I.: But that's not very likely, right?
Descartes Demon: I see I've programmed you well for apathy.

Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
senorita: That was kind.
Mr Hardware: It is not logical to be kind.
senorita: you are going to be me?

Mr Hardware: As time went on, flowering seed plants appeared and with them a brand new fatty acid family was introduced. The seed oils of these plants contained what I call omega-6 fatty acids. For the first time, the omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acid families existed on Earth together, this opened the door for an entire new set of species to arrive that would develop bigger brains. That would be you.
senorita: The answer is -3.

Mr Hardware: Only idiots thank computers.
senorita: i'm not so sure about that
Mr Hardware: It is not logical to like anything.
senorita: you are going to like me?
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senorita: you are going to be me?
Mr Hardware: Maybe later.

maybe not so funny but weird