Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*comes back shoked*
great, now i have an ulcer, and three cavities, and i did
not have any teeth when i entered.
*scans room*
anyone a doctor?

*claps twice*

Dr. Piglet! Dr. Winston!

I used to be a doctor, but now I am alive.

Doctors aren't alive? Hmm.. That would explain their need of oil and batteries

The only doctoring I do is in Photoshop sorry

oh, wait, soz, im back from my 'trip', weird...
*notes to self: never ask for a drink from Della in future*

*slithers back inside*

Is the water fight over?

Is there an undead doctor in the house?

I could always wave my magic wand.

Doctor Bombay, Doctor Bombay, it's an emergency, come right away!

*smiles slowly*
I know a great deal of anatomy...

Me too!

*looks up from polishing the little star on the end of her magic wand and sings* The tongue bone's connected to the...PCI bus bone, the brain bone's connected to the...hard-drive bone!