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Mictlantecuhtli: Sanasha told me that you likes to take off after ordering drive through. Is that true or should I tell that is a liar?
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: You could try contracting Alzheimer's disease.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say. You shall die, mortal.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
Arsrilliarsi: Ask me about my adventures.
Mictlantecuhtli: No, Mortal. You do it.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, mortals are terribly predictable.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: You could try contracting Alzheimer's disease.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say. You shall die, mortal.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
Arsrilliarsi: Ask me about my adventures.
Mictlantecuhtli: No, Mortal. You do it.
Arsrilliarsi: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, mortals are terribly predictable.
The Dane: I think thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls.
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals think that your brains are the end of all things. But this is untrue, for I am Your End.
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Mictlantecuhtli: Curiousity takes you only so far. At the end, I stand.
The Dane: Then is doomsday near.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Citipati claims that SHE can do my job! Imagine that! A mere goddess pretending to be Death. It's hard to believe, isn't it?
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
--snip--
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you have to do that, please have the courtesy to rise and go to the toilet.
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me toward the flood?
Mictlantecuhtli: You mortals think that your brains are the end of all things. But this is untrue, for I am Your End.
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Mictlantecuhtli: Curiousity takes you only so far. At the end, I stand.
The Dane: Then is doomsday near.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Citipati claims that SHE can do my job! Imagine that! A mere goddess pretending to be Death. It's hard to believe, isn't it?
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
--snip--
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you have to do that, please have the courtesy to rise and go to the toilet.
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me toward the flood?
Fear of flying
Bibbles: Did you hear about the interceptor that got shot down yesterday at 7: 08 PM over Yemen?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Bibbles: Oh, good! I was hoping someone knew. How many people were killed?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six.
Bibbles: I see.
Bibbles: Did you hear about the interceptor that got shot down yesterday at 7: 08 PM over Yemen?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Bibbles: Oh, good! I was hoping someone knew. How many people were killed?
Roy Batty: Five, maybe six.
Bibbles: I see.
Vicious circle
Mortimer Goth: Beginning today, treat eferyone you meet as if zey vere going to be dead by midnight. Extend to zem all zee care, kindness, und understanding you can muster, und do it vit no zought of any reward. Your life vill nefer be zee same again.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: I used to hafe a handle on life, but it broke.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: I used to hafe a handle on life, but it broke.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: Life goes on, doesn't it?
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: life is a strange zing
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: You should not confuse your career vit your life.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: Beginning today, treat eferyone you meet as if zey vere going to be dead by midnight. Extend to zem all zee care, kindness, und understanding you can muster, und do it vit no zought of any reward. Your life vill nefer be zee same again.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: I used to hafe a handle on life, but it broke.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: I used to hafe a handle on life, but it broke.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: Life goes on, doesn't it?
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: life is a strange zing
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Mortimer Goth: You should not confuse your career vit your life.
Eric Badu-Badu: in a circle of life in a cycle of lofe.
Was it German day?
Mortimer Goth: Good girls vax zeir floors Bad girls vax zeir bikini line
Eric Badu-Badu: Der ain't no German girl outside. Doo, doo, doo, do-doh
Mortimer Goth: Good girls vax zeir floors Bad girls vax zeir bikini line
Eric Badu-Badu: Der ain't no German girl outside. Doo, doo, doo, do-doh
Love & Money
Eric Badu-Badu: You are. Zee language is leafing me in silence.
Mortimer Goth: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Eric Badu-Badu: You know you know how it is vit me baby.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I vas in lofe und didn't notice it.
Eric Badu-Badu: Try to be sure right from zee start.
Mortimer Goth: Where vould you like me to start?
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh yes! Seasons may change, vinter to spring But I lofe you until zee end of time.
Mortimer Goth: @--->------ This Rose is for Money
Eric Badu-Badu: You are. Zee language is leafing me in silence.
Mortimer Goth: Eh, me? You know how it goes.
Eric Badu-Badu: You know you know how it is vit me baby.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I vas in lofe und didn't notice it.
Eric Badu-Badu: Try to be sure right from zee start.
Mortimer Goth: Where vould you like me to start?
Eric Badu-Badu: Oh yes! Seasons may change, vinter to spring But I lofe you until zee end of time.
Mortimer Goth: @--->------ This Rose is for Money
Unlikely indeed
Roy Batty: I ain't no model. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Terry Donnelly: I have nothing to say about the hash bars. The scars run too deep. Have you ever seen a coral snake trying to hump a dishonored turbojet engine Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Possibility exists, but unlikely.
Roy Batty: I ain't no model. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Terry Donnelly: I have nothing to say about the hash bars. The scars run too deep. Have you ever seen a coral snake trying to hump a dishonored turbojet engine Roy Batty?
Roy Batty: Possibility exists, but unlikely.
eeew
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Roy Batty: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
Steve Slacker...
Eva Nine: Steve Slacker told me he's going to for a drive to the store to get some.
telex22: Steve Slacker was a piece of shit.
Eva Nine: Steve Slacker told me he's going to for a drive to the store to get some.
telex22: It's not like he is going to for a drive to a f***ing deer. It's the enemy.
Eva Nine: Steve Slacker told me he's going to for a drive to the store to get some.
telex22: Steve Slacker was a piece of shit.
Eva Nine: Steve Slacker told me he's going to for a drive to the store to get some.
telex22: It's not like he is going to for a drive to a f***ing deer. It's the enemy.
Substitution works great.
Guest12: how large is you vocabulary?
God Louise: If you think that was capacious, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Guest12: how large is you vocabulary?
God Louise: If you think that was capacious, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
==Private colleges are redundant.==
Lefty Red: Do you think that I could be a private entertainer?
Steve Slacker: I'd be in big trouble if I thought that I could be a private entertainer.
Lefty Red: Private colleges charge the big bucks.
Steve Slacker: Have you heard the latest about the trans-fat craziness?
Lefty Red: How do you like those reduced-fat potato chips?
Steve Slacker: What kind of question is that? I love those reduced-fat potato chips!
Lefty Red: I think that we need to search for answers. Redundancy gets so repetitive.
Steve Slacker: I think I heard a rumor about that.
==Steve 'Cats' Slacker==
Steve Slacker: (to Isis) Weren't you at that Fiona Apple concert last week? I could have sworn it was you!
Isis: Don't you hang out with the Proffessor?!?!
Steve Slacker: Yes, I do hang out with the Proffessor.
Isis: Ok, if that's what you Say I believe you!!! Steve Slacker I fill so much better now that I can be free to surf the web.
Steve Slacker: You have no chance to survive... Make your time! Ha ha ha!
Isis: I'm to your no chance to survive?
Steve Slacker: What do you want me to say?
==Budweiser is Canadian beer?==
SS: The casette player on my stereo is broken!
Guest116: fix it
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest116: because I hate you
Steve Slacker: That was mean.
Guest116: I am sorry
Steve Slacker: You look sorry.
Guest116: please forgive me
Steve Slacker: I see.
Guest116: will you fix the casette player if i give you money?
Steve Slacker: EVEN if that happened? Possibly, but I'm not 100% sure.
Guest116: well you should, because I am the one who bought the casette player and you broke it
Steve Slacker: That sounds like fun, can I be the one who purchased the caseate player with you?
Guest116: yeah okay but then you have to give me money
Steve Slacker: Yay! I'm going to be the one who purchased the caseate player with you!
Guest116: that's right
Steve Slacker: Would anyone agree with you that that is right?
Guest116: everyone would, even you said so
Steve Slacker: Why me?
Guest116: because you love canada
Steve Slacker: True. True.
Lefty Red: Do you think that I could be a private entertainer?
Steve Slacker: I'd be in big trouble if I thought that I could be a private entertainer.
Lefty Red: Private colleges charge the big bucks.
Steve Slacker: Have you heard the latest about the trans-fat craziness?
Lefty Red: How do you like those reduced-fat potato chips?
Steve Slacker: What kind of question is that? I love those reduced-fat potato chips!
Lefty Red: I think that we need to search for answers. Redundancy gets so repetitive.
Steve Slacker: I think I heard a rumor about that.
==Steve 'Cats' Slacker==
Steve Slacker: (to Isis) Weren't you at that Fiona Apple concert last week? I could have sworn it was you!
Isis: Don't you hang out with the Proffessor?!?!
Steve Slacker: Yes, I do hang out with the Proffessor.
Isis: Ok, if that's what you Say I believe you!!! Steve Slacker I fill so much better now that I can be free to surf the web.
Steve Slacker: You have no chance to survive... Make your time! Ha ha ha!
Isis: I'm to your no chance to survive?
Steve Slacker: What do you want me to say?
==Budweiser is Canadian beer?==
SS: The casette player on my stereo is broken!
Guest116: fix it
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest116: because I hate you
Steve Slacker: That was mean.
Guest116: I am sorry
Steve Slacker: You look sorry.
Guest116: please forgive me
Steve Slacker: I see.
Guest116: will you fix the casette player if i give you money?
Steve Slacker: EVEN if that happened? Possibly, but I'm not 100% sure.
Guest116: well you should, because I am the one who bought the casette player and you broke it
Steve Slacker: That sounds like fun, can I be the one who purchased the caseate player with you?
Guest116: yeah okay but then you have to give me money
Steve Slacker: Yay! I'm going to be the one who purchased the caseate player with you!
Guest116: that's right
Steve Slacker: Would anyone agree with you that that is right?
Guest116: everyone would, even you said so
Steve Slacker: Why me?
Guest116: because you love canada
Steve Slacker: True. True.
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