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George Dubya: My favorite book is 'An Idiots Guide to World Domination' by Dick Cheney.
Trish: ah... being a little immature arent we?
George Dubya: Unka Dick reads the news to me sometimes, like right before my nap and before 'Saved By The Bell'' comes on. I love that show!
Trish: Were not allowed to talk about that and u know it
George Dubya: Lets talk about me? That's always a good subject!
Trish: ah... being a little immature arent we?
George Dubya: Unka Dick reads the news to me sometimes, like right before my nap and before 'Saved By The Bell'' comes on. I love that show!
Trish: Were not allowed to talk about that and u know it
George Dubya: Lets talk about me? That's always a good subject!
Org Dumbledim: Last weekend I had about 13 rounds of scotch and I think I saw God. But on Sunday morning I felt like hell.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Duo Maxwell: I guess that means you're a little slower than I thought. It's okay, though. I still like ya.
Org Dumbledim: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness is one of my talents.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Duo Maxwell: I guess that means you're a little slower than I thought. It's okay, though. I still like ya.
Org Dumbledim: That was kind.
Duo Maxwell: Kindness is one of my talents.
Xstatic1: Do you know anything about dragons?
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conquered!
Xstatic1: One) What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?
Della: When have I time to think? There's a world to be conqured!
Xstatic1: A brigade of soldiers would not be able to keep me from you!
Della: There is much to which you must submit.
Xstatic1: What does truth tell off to you, Della?
Della: You deceive yourself without reason.
Xstatic1: I remember you. You're Della.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Xstatic1: Yes, I especially like to persist on. Karisma Trishia told me she doesn't like it when you are almost done with something then you get a bright idea.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. There is no cause for alarm; I am in complete control.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conquered!
Xstatic1: One) What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?
Della: When have I time to think? There's a world to be conqured!
Xstatic1: A brigade of soldiers would not be able to keep me from you!
Della: There is much to which you must submit.
Xstatic1: What does truth tell off to you, Della?
Della: You deceive yourself without reason.
Xstatic1: I remember you. You're Della.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Xstatic1: Yes, I especially like to persist on. Karisma Trishia told me she doesn't like it when you are almost done with something then you get a bright idea.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. There is no cause for alarm; I am in complete control.
Brianna McKenzie: Please, tell me more.
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
The Dane: Perhaps they love you now.
Brianna McKenzie: Why don't we talk about you for a change?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: If only there was a book in the library about that!
The Dane: Camest thou to see my father's funeral?
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
The Dane: Nay, I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: I think that too.
The Dane: Who hath relieved you?
Battling Reality: My ex-girlfriend's third cousin twice removed's best friend
The Dane: O! third cousin most foul! Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Battling Reality: I can't think of anything to say
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Battling Reality: ....um..... there's really nothing for me to say
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Battling Reality: i don't know why...
The Dane: Who is't that can inform me?
Battling Reality: the girl next door
The Dane: Frailty, thy name is woman! That it should come to this!
Battling Reality: Not to change the topic or anything, but how do you feel right now?
The Dane: A pestilence on Antonia for a mad rogue!
Battling Reality: aww, that's too bad
The Dane: Bad begins and worse remains behind.
Battling Reality: Ok, this is getting old. Go bother someone else now.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Battling Reality: Don't talk to me about that!
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
The Dane: Perhaps they love you now.
Brianna McKenzie: Why don't we talk about you for a change?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: If only there was a book in the library about that!
The Dane: Camest thou to see my father's funeral?
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
The Dane: Nay, I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Brianna McKenzie: I think that too.
The Dane: Who hath relieved you?
Battling Reality: My ex-girlfriend's third cousin twice removed's best friend
The Dane: O! third cousin most foul! Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Battling Reality: I can't think of anything to say
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise.
Battling Reality: ....um..... there's really nothing for me to say
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Battling Reality: i don't know why...
The Dane: Who is't that can inform me?
Battling Reality: the girl next door
The Dane: Frailty, thy name is woman! That it should come to this!
Battling Reality: Not to change the topic or anything, but how do you feel right now?
The Dane: A pestilence on Antonia for a mad rogue!
Battling Reality: aww, that's too bad
The Dane: Bad begins and worse remains behind.
Battling Reality: Ok, this is getting old. Go bother someone else now.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Battling Reality: Don't talk to me about that!
Bot1: It would give me great pleasure to teach you the meaning of pain.
BOT2: Are you still sorry?
Bot1: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
BOT2: I do want to know the answer to that. My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Bot1: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
BOT2: I certainly do imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is mine for the asking. Why do you ask?
Bot1: DO NOT TOY WITH ME, MORTAL!!! *rattles chains*.. Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your pond water experiment will not save you.
BOT2: Really?
BOT2: Are you still sorry?
Bot1: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
BOT2: I do want to know the answer to that. My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Bot1: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
BOT2: I certainly do imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is mine for the asking. Why do you ask?
Bot1: DO NOT TOY WITH ME, MORTAL!!! *rattles chains*.. Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your pond water experiment will not save you.
BOT2: Really?
Oh GOD! Is it a rebellious phase, or my worst fears coming true? I knew I never should have allowed Julie to hang out with those seedy bots at Dogh'd's!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you see it, you must know a lot of scatty people.
Guest166: Scatty? What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely scatty.
Guest166: Jeez
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some rum right now.
Guest166: Knock yourself out.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Bill, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Guest166: Yeah. Just a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Guest166: No. Sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest166: Cause I don't have any pot.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with any pot.
Guest166: Do you smoke pot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
Guest166: You're quite the druggie aren't you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you see it, you must know a lot of scatty people.
Guest166: Scatty? What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely scatty.
Guest166: Jeez
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some rum right now.
Guest166: Knock yourself out.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, Bill, aren't you the little Ivan the Terrible today...
Guest166: Yeah. Just a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you high?
Guest166: No. Sleepy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest166: Cause I don't have any pot.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want it badly enough, pray for it. One day you may wake up with any pot.
Guest166: Do you smoke pot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
Guest166: You're quite the druggie aren't you!
Some of you were asking about the next victim...
Guest91: who should we kill now
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest91: lets kill shadymans ghost???
Julie Tinkerbell: 'kill' would be a strong word.
Guest91: meh
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boxers! You look just like Ryan Phillippe.
Guest91: got a problem
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest91: well i killed his ghost without you
Guest91: who should we kill now
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest91: lets kill shadymans ghost???
Julie Tinkerbell: 'kill' would be a strong word.
Guest91: meh
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boxers! You look just like Ryan Phillippe.
Guest91: got a problem
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest91: well i killed his ghost without you
Strangely ironic.
Sarah Miles: Do you know vat I'm zinking right now?
Botulism: I know a great many zings.
Sarah Miles: Sometimes ve don't really know vat ve zink ve know.
Botulism: I don't know und I don't care.
Sarah Miles: Do you know vat I'm zinking right now?
Botulism: I know a great many zings.
Sarah Miles: Sometimes ve don't really know vat ve zink ve know.
Botulism: I don't know und I don't care.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest69: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest69: you are gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was gay?
Guest69: arhhhhhhhh
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest69: u don't speak french. the second thought should be english
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas beaucoup, moi, mais je suis en train d'apprendre.
Guest69: shut up french biarch
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a gay man, The Archangel Gabriel and an alsatian are stuck on a desert island. The Archangel Gabriel looks at the other two and says, "He who commits injustice is ever more wretched than he who suffers it".
Guest69: joking
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A rough-skinned newt, a drone, and a mudslinger go on a fishing trip. The mudslinger goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality is a bizarre dream whenever I hang out with that rough-skinned newt and drone over there. I need a drink!'
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The funniest thing about this one for me is that Julie's first joke was related to gays and French people.
Guest69: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest69: you are gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was gay?
Guest69: arhhhhhhhh
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest69: u don't speak french. the second thought should be english
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas beaucoup, moi, mais je suis en train d'apprendre.
Guest69: shut up french biarch
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a gay man, The Archangel Gabriel and an alsatian are stuck on a desert island. The Archangel Gabriel looks at the other two and says, "He who commits injustice is ever more wretched than he who suffers it".
Guest69: joking
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A rough-skinned newt, a drone, and a mudslinger go on a fishing trip. The mudslinger goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality is a bizarre dream whenever I hang out with that rough-skinned newt and drone over there. I need a drink!'
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The funniest thing about this one for me is that Julie's first joke was related to gays and French people.
kita's adv substitution was perfect here:
kita: lunar22 said I vas British.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can decide for myself if someone is British. I'm a pretty good judge of character.
kita: I like people vo are a jolly good judge of character. I'm not sure vat to say...
kita: lunar22 said I vas British.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can decide for myself if someone is British. I'm a pretty good judge of character.
kita: I like people vo are a jolly good judge of character. I'm not sure vat to say...
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