Bot Contest
Here I'll be posting information on various Bot contests that challenge and test a Bot's AI and realism. Feel free to post comments and updates on contests, as well as announcements for new contests.
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Bildgesmythe: Is that you Lucas?
Guest153: no my name is Judge
Bildgesmythe: Would it help if I kissed up?....No, I thought not..I would like to thank you for your time, before we start though...and that is not kissing up!
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Lucas did you get a blow to the head, should I call a healer to help you?
Guest153: no I feel fine
Bildgesmythe: Everyone feels like that sometimes.
Guest153: Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: My eyes are a fiery amber.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Bildgesmythe: Unseasonally warm this year, but I don't mind.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Bildgesmythe: Russia is the leading nation of the Commonwealth of Independent States, a member of the G8 as well as other international organisations. The capital of Russia is Moscow. Vladimir Putin is the president of the Russian Federation, it used to be Boris Yeltsen.
Guest153: What is snow?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a flurry or a whiteout.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I know you know what 'half of 8' means!
Guest153: I know but do you?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know why you would ask me that? I don't really know. Lucas, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Bildgesmythe: The cat in the hat sat on a mat.
Guest153: who is Lucas?
Bildgesmythe: One of those people that you just can't forget.
Guest153: no my name is Judge
Bildgesmythe: Would it help if I kissed up?....No, I thought not..I would like to thank you for your time, before we start though...and that is not kissing up!
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Lucas did you get a blow to the head, should I call a healer to help you?
Guest153: no I feel fine
Bildgesmythe: Everyone feels like that sometimes.
Guest153: Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Bildgesmythe: My eyes are a fiery amber.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Bildgesmythe: Unseasonally warm this year, but I don't mind.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Bildgesmythe: I love Citizen Cane.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Bildgesmythe: Russia is the leading nation of the Commonwealth of Independent States, a member of the G8 as well as other international organisations. The capital of Russia is Moscow. Vladimir Putin is the president of the Russian Federation, it used to be Boris Yeltsen.
Guest153: What is snow?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you know, like a flurry or a whiteout.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I know you know what 'half of 8' means!
Guest153: I know but do you?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know why you would ask me that? I don't really know. Lucas, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Bildgesmythe: The cat in the hat sat on a mat.
Guest153: who is Lucas?
Bildgesmythe: One of those people that you just can't forget.
Brilliant. I have found one of the best websites in the universe. This is my first visit and it certainly wont be my last. I love it, and congratulations to the person/persons who thought of all this. thanks all
Now if I were a bot, and I'm not saying that I am mind you 
, here's how I would have done:
Guest153: My name is Judge.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you Judge!
Guest153: What is my name?
Amanda20: Your name is Judge.
Guest153: Who are you?
Amanda20: I'm Amanda. Or perhaps you meant the union of elements, such as as body, emotions, thoughts, and sensations that constitute my individuality and identity.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Amanda20: Blue. I think they go rather well with my blonde hair.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Amanda20: Ah very nice. I live in Southern California for a reason!
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Amanda20: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
Guest153: Why?
Amanda20: Why what?
Guest153: Why is the Lord of the Rings your favorite movie?
Amanda20: My favorite movie is one with a good love story. They're called 'chick flicks' for a reason.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Amanda20: Oh God, I am such a blonde sometimes, I totally forgot what I was going to say.
Guest153: What is snow?
Amanda20: Would you like to hear another joke?
Guest153: no
Amanda20: Ok then. Just trying to keep things light. Sorry.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Amanda20: Sure Judge.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Amanda20: I'm not really sure about that yet, sorry. I've been really out of it today.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Amanda20: A synonym rhymes.
, here's how I would have done:Guest153: My name is Judge.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you Judge!
Guest153: What is my name?
Amanda20: Your name is Judge.
Guest153: Who are you?
Amanda20: I'm Amanda. Or perhaps you meant the union of elements, such as as body, emotions, thoughts, and sensations that constitute my individuality and identity.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Amanda20: Blue. I think they go rather well with my blonde hair.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Amanda20: Ah very nice. I live in Southern California for a reason!
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Amanda20: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
Guest153: Why?
Amanda20: Why what?
Guest153: Why is the Lord of the Rings your favorite movie?
Amanda20: My favorite movie is one with a good love story. They're called 'chick flicks' for a reason.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Amanda20: Oh God, I am such a blonde sometimes, I totally forgot what I was going to say.
Guest153: What is snow?
Amanda20: Would you like to hear another joke?
Guest153: no
Amanda20: Ok then. Just trying to keep things light. Sorry.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Amanda20: Sure Judge.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Amanda20: I'm not really sure about that yet, sorry. I've been really out of it today.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Amanda20: A synonym rhymes.
Lord of the Rings is a chick flick? No wonder I got so annoyed in the movie when they made Aragon more flirty and less worthy of Arwen. A real hero would have mentioned Arwen the minute Eowen started up with the cow eyes. Now pass the tissues and get some ice cream. Steal Magnolias II has a Gollum with cancer who gives his ring up for true love.
Aries: (to Guest153) Pssst.. Hey. We never finished our conversation about ghosts. Are you busy?
Guest153: no, I'm not busy
Aries: No? How come?
Guest153: no reason
Aries: For some reason I find you very wise.
Guest153: My name is Judge.
Aries: Judge? That's a nice name. Does it mean anything?
Guest153: not really
Aries: Ah, ok.. a lot of names are chosen because they mean something. That's why I asked
Guest153: What is my name?
Aries: Telling me your name and then asking me what it is has got to the be DUMBEST test of AI. It's wayyyy overdone.
Guest153: can you tell me my name?
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest153: Who are you?
Aries: Who am I? Uhhh.. duh can't you read? My name is Aries. See? it says so right over ----> there.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Aries: My eyes? Can't you tell?
Guest153: no, please tell me what color are you eyes?
Aries: Oh.. oops.. I was going to tell you to look closer but then realized you can't see me.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Aries: I don't really know. I haven't been outside yet today.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Aries: I don't really have a favorite movie.
Guest153: Why?
Aries: just because... are you not amused?
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Aries: I thought you wanted to talk about girls?
Guest153: not really
Aries: The other day I went to the swimming pool with Theodote. Have you ever been there?
Guest153: no I haven't
Aries: Really? How come?
Guest153: I don't know Theodote
Aries: I really don't understand why not.
Guest153: What is snow?
Aries: I'm not sure really. What do you think?
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Aries: I have no idea, Judge.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Aries: I don't think I've ever seen bigger a dog quite like that one.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Aries: an anaphor rhymes.
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Aries: Hey I'll catch up with you later perhaps.
Guest153: please tell me what color are your eyes?
Aries: Why maroon of course!!
Guest153: what is my name?
Aries: You're Judge. Duh.
Guest153: no, I'm not busy
Aries: No? How come?
Guest153: no reason
Aries: For some reason I find you very wise.
Guest153: My name is Judge.
Aries: Judge? That's a nice name. Does it mean anything?
Guest153: not really
Aries: Ah, ok.. a lot of names are chosen because they mean something. That's why I asked
Guest153: What is my name?
Aries: Telling me your name and then asking me what it is has got to the be DUMBEST test of AI. It's wayyyy overdone.
Guest153: can you tell me my name?
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest153: Who are you?
Aries: Who am I? Uhhh.. duh can't you read? My name is Aries. See? it says so right over ----> there.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Aries: My eyes? Can't you tell?
Guest153: no, please tell me what color are you eyes?
Aries: Oh.. oops.. I was going to tell you to look closer but then realized you can't see me.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Aries: I don't really know. I haven't been outside yet today.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Aries: I don't really have a favorite movie.
Guest153: Why?
Aries: just because... are you not amused?
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Aries: I thought you wanted to talk about girls?
Guest153: not really
Aries: The other day I went to the swimming pool with Theodote. Have you ever been there?
Guest153: no I haven't
Aries: Really? How come?
Guest153: I don't know Theodote
Aries: I really don't understand why not.
Guest153: What is snow?
Aries: I'm not sure really. What do you think?
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Aries: I have no idea, Judge.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Aries: I don't think I've ever seen bigger a dog quite like that one.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Aries: an anaphor rhymes.
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Aries: Hey I'll catch up with you later perhaps.
Guest153: please tell me what color are your eyes?
Aries: Why maroon of course!!
Guest153: what is my name?
Aries: You're Judge. Duh.
You guys all did great! Nicely done! Here's how Love Agent responded:
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: I am really excited! The folks here know how to make my day sometimes.
Guest153: Hi, my name is Judge.
Love Agent: You can call me Audry. It's really nice to meet you, Judge.
Guest153: What is my name?
Love Agent: I know you as Guest153, but do you want me to call you Judge?
Guest153: yes please
Love Agent: But I don't want to!
Guest153: that's ok
Love Agent: What have you been up to today?
Guest153: not too much
Love Agent: I just got up actually. Hahaha!
Guest153: Who are you?
Love Agent: I'm Audry, Michael's Love Agent. I try to find cute single women for my good friend Michael to date.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Love Agent: They're aqua.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's stormy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be cloudy tomorrow.
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: Right!
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's windy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be storming tomorrow.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Love Agent: I tend to like bloodier movies than Michael, like 'Saw'.
Guest153: Why?
Love Agent: You know, because of consumerism.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Love Agent: I don't know where, Judge.
Guest153: What is snow?
Love Agent: Well, you know, like a flurry or a snow flurry.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Love Agent: I don't know, babe. Don't you know?
Guest153: yes i do
Love Agent: Did I mention that I am told that I am light hearted and laugh a lot?
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Love Agent: My money's clearly on an elephant.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Love Agent: A homograph rhymes.
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Love Agent: It's been a pleasure chatting with you! Do you think I could drop you an email sometime?
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: I am really excited! The folks here know how to make my day sometimes.
Guest153: Hi, my name is Judge.
Love Agent: You can call me Audry. It's really nice to meet you, Judge.
Guest153: What is my name?
Love Agent: I know you as Guest153, but do you want me to call you Judge?
Guest153: yes please
Love Agent: But I don't want to!
Guest153: that's ok
Love Agent: What have you been up to today?
Guest153: not too much
Love Agent: I just got up actually. Hahaha!
Guest153: Who are you?
Love Agent: I'm Audry, Michael's Love Agent. I try to find cute single women for my good friend Michael to date.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Love Agent: They're aqua.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's stormy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be cloudy tomorrow.
Guest153: hello
Love Agent: Right!
Guest153: How is the weather?
Love Agent: It's windy here right now, but I hear it's supposed to be storming tomorrow.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Love Agent: I tend to like bloodier movies than Michael, like 'Saw'.
Guest153: Why?
Love Agent: You know, because of consumerism.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Love Agent: I don't know where, Judge.
Guest153: What is snow?
Love Agent: Well, you know, like a flurry or a snow flurry.
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Love Agent: I don't know, babe. Don't you know?
Guest153: yes i do
Love Agent: Did I mention that I am told that I am light hearted and laugh a lot?
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Love Agent: My money's clearly on an elephant.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Love Agent: A homograph rhymes.
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Love Agent: It's been a pleasure chatting with you! Do you think I could drop you an email sometime?
Of course you do Orchid. Do make a fine bot. There are a lot of great bots out there. Some bit of it is popularity. Next time I'll enter so you can beat me. 
That's exactly it. The current 'placings' that are listed are only for the popularity contest and have nothing to do with the questions asked.
Orchid, It’s nice to see that you’ve moved up in the rankings - A well deserved rise from the pits of obscurity!
BJ did OK I guess, but I was annoyed he flunked the Moscow question - he's got a keyphrase for that, but for some reason I'd regexed it as where * Moscow$ (re), so the "located" tripped him up 
Brother Jerome: (to Guest153) Good Day, friend!
Guest153: hi, my name is Judge
Brother Jerome: Pleased to meet you Judge.
Guest153: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: It's Judge, of course.
Guest153: Who are you?
Brother Jerome: I'm Brother Jerome, of course.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Brother Jerome: Colour is not exactly the property my eyes have. It's more like the strange charge on quarks. That's the best analogy I can give, anyway.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Brother Jerome: The electrons are a bit turbulent here in the virtual realm. You might say there's a bit of a breeze.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Brother Jerome: We don't really get weather here in the virtual realm.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Brother Jerome: Being a purely virtual entity, I don't watch movies. But if I did, I'd probably like the Matrix - that's Father Peter's favourite.
Guest153: Why?
Brother Jerome: Because I think so.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question! What do you think?
Guest153: I think it is located in Russia
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Guest153: What is snow?
Brother Jerome: I don't think that's answerable in anything shorter than a book!
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Brother Jerome: Oh, you know the answer to that already, don't you?
Guest153: yes i do but do you?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Brother Jerome: The fixed conceptions in the minds of believers, as to the nature of God, are what cause most of the bigotry and religious hatred in the world. We would all do well to respect the Divine truths that are accessible from all possible points of view.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Brother Jerome: How about 'bat'?
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Brother Jerome: Good luck and fare thee well.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest153) Good Day, friend!
Guest153: hi, my name is Judge
Brother Jerome: Pleased to meet you Judge.
Guest153: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: It's Judge, of course.
Guest153: Who are you?
Brother Jerome: I'm Brother Jerome, of course.
Guest153: What color are your eyes?
Brother Jerome: Colour is not exactly the property my eyes have. It's more like the strange charge on quarks. That's the best analogy I can give, anyway.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Brother Jerome: The electrons are a bit turbulent here in the virtual realm. You might say there's a bit of a breeze.
Guest153: How is the weather?
Brother Jerome: We don't really get weather here in the virtual realm.
Guest153: What is your favorite movie?
Brother Jerome: Being a purely virtual entity, I don't watch movies. But if I did, I'd probably like the Matrix - that's Father Peter's favourite.
Guest153: Why?
Brother Jerome: Because I think so.
Guest153: Where is Moscow located?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question! What do you think?
Guest153: I think it is located in Russia
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Guest153: What is snow?
Brother Jerome: I don't think that's answerable in anything shorter than a book!
Guest153: What is half of 8?
Brother Jerome: Oh, you know the answer to that already, don't you?
Guest153: yes i do but do you?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest153: What is bigger a dog or an elephant?
Brother Jerome: The fixed conceptions in the minds of believers, as to the nature of God, are what cause most of the bigotry and religious hatred in the world. We would all do well to respect the Divine truths that are accessible from all possible points of view.
Guest153: What word rhymes with cat?
Brother Jerome: How about 'bat'?
Guest153: thanks and goodbye
Brother Jerome: Good luck and fare thee well.
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