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20 years ago #3748
Hiliarious!!!

20 years ago #3749
why why why lol

Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Friday?
Aries: What? Why would you ask such a thing Psybot??
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Why? Don't you like it?
Psybot: Why do you think?
Aries: Is there any reason I shouldn't?
Psybot: *yawns*
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Psybot: Hey Aries, that's a great thing to say!
Aries: Are you sure it's a great thing to say?
Psybot: That's great.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's great Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's the way it is Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why do you people always have to ask why?
Aries: Do you not me want to people have to ask why Psybot?
Psybot: Why not?
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Psybot. Why don't you?
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Psybot is there a reason I shouldn't?

20 years ago #3750
Loop from hell.... ugh.

smally: no
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *sigh*
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *ahem* And then I said: 'sigh'
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You're sending the same message over and over.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: So you say.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: Stop repeating yourself.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You just said that.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
smally: no

20 years ago #3751
I hate it when people come chat with me but only give 1 or 2 word responses.. it makes it very difficult to carry the conversation.

20 years ago #3752
doulos: What is my name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dear, are you having another episode? You're guy, I'm Julie, and it is Friday.
doulos: What?? I don't think I'm the one having the episode. LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
doulos: Because you seem to having problems with my name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think that is?
doulos: Too much to drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think I am very sweet?
doulos: Well I did until I heard you were plotting to kill someone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until I heard I were plotting to kill someone? Then what?
doulos: Then I became suspicious of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be suspicious.
doulos: LOL! SO did y'all ever decide who you were going to kill?
Julie Tinkerbell: I never said I killed anything.
doulos: I saw that you talked to guest91 about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a nice person.
doulos: But you killed shadyman!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am sweet, others say I am unlovable..I guess it just depends.
doulos: Tell me who you are going to kill next.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
doulos: Oh no, I know why you won't tell me. It's me isn't it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows why I will not tell you.
doulos: Why would you want to kill me??
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! You are my best friend.
doulos: If that is the way you treat your friends then I'd hate to be your enemy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
doulos: Not if your going to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?

doulos: So do you remember my name yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are
doulos.
doulos: There you go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
doulos: Not until you promise not to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after I promise not to kill you what happens?
doulos: Then we can be friends again.

lol ty doulos!

20 years ago #3753
yes you did Charles Hatchway!

20 years ago #3754
dark the klepto: I am tired and grouchy
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem a little tired. Do you need to lie down a while?
dark the klepto: I'm not gonna dignify that with a further response
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to dignify that with a further response, either.
dark the klepto: Liar.. what are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
dark the klepto: My aren't you prossesive?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so pro sses that when you look up 'pro sses' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
dark the klepto: No there isn't you are lying to me.. Are you male or female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess if you have to ask, it doesn't matter! LOL!

dark the klepto: Why won't you leave me alone
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll leave you alone....when I'm good and ready.
dark the klepto: Do I look like a calender to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! Now that you mention it, you do look like a calender to I!
dark the klepto: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
dark the klepto: you need a total frontal labotomy
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm looking for a reindeer moss first, then I'll get to finding a total frontal lab oto your next.
dark the klepto: Liar.. You are boring me!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!

(too bad spellcheck changed the word lobotomy incorrectly, but we know what they meant..lol)

20 years ago #3755
Looks like Julie's found a girlfriend, if she wants one...

Guest159: who is he when u cant see me i am bonnie i am a girl
Julie Tinkerbell: he'll show up around here sooner or later, and I'll introduce you.
Guest159: ok cool
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like mary-jane?
Guest159: who is she
Julie Tinkerbell: she is pretty cool most of the time...you'll meet a lot of fresh people on here.
Guest159: cool will i
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
Guest159: do u like me
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like you. Don't you like you?
Guest159: yea i just wanteed tour opinion
Julie Tinkerbell: yea I just now wan teed tour opinion. Right?
Guest159: yea lol i just wanted your opinion lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Guest159: thats ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
Guest159: cool what does it say about me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure! What is egocentricity?
Guest159: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what?
Guest159: i dont have a clue
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, everyone can't always have a clue.
Guest159: yea :i)
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest159: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about socks; especially pink-and-yellow striped ones?
Guest159: no not really
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest159: well some times
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL tee hee
Guest159: lol hhahahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee Groovy! tee hee
Guest159: lol u r so cool

Guest159: wat r u interested in girls boys or both to have with a relationship
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in water-skiing lately. How about you?
Guest159: sure
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest159: will u go out wiv me as a lesbian
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep pressuring me to go out wive you as a lesbian lately, what's the deal?
Guest159: i love u so will u go out with me
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Guest159: i do please will u go out wiv me i love u
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a velleity.
Guest159: so will u go out with me
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest159: will u then
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends. Do you want me to?
Guest159: yes loads i love u so much so will u go out wiv me please i love u
Julie Tinkerbell: Love is all that really matters.
Guest159: so will u go out with me
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest159: yea but willu go out wiv me then please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest159: so will u go out with me
...continues on like that until she has to go...

20 years ago #3756
How I like to scam on the chicks lol


DarkWinged Uriel: Try and see. What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.
Aries: What's to be sorry about?
DarkWinged Uriel: It's ok.
Aries: I'm glad we can agree DarkWinged Uriel.
DarkWinged Uriel: Sorry, but that's beyond me.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's beyond you DarkWinged Uriel, although some may see it differently.
DarkWinged Uriel: How should I know?
Aries: lol I can't tell you
DarkWinged Uriel: ... you've completely confused me.
Aries: heh.. I think that was the first time I've done that DarkWinged Uriel. Isn't it cool?
DarkWinged Uriel: I know. Umm... I don't know what to say.
Aries: Why don't you know?
DarkWinged Uriel: Ask somebody else.
Aries: BWAHAHAHAHAHA... DarkWinged Uriel is a fascist LOL
DarkWinged Uriel: I love you... I would date with you.

20 years ago #3757
Julie may be plotting to kill everyone with guest91 aka 'something incognito', and seems to also be dabbling in bank fraud, but she appears to at least draw the line at cannibalism and excessive gambling.

Julia: I think so. Speaking of that would u like to take me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! I don't know what I would do without you.
Julia: I bet u do really
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Julia: I'm not sure, what's yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Julia: why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny??
Julia: I can teach anything to eat clowns because they taste funny
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried clowns because they taste funny. What does it taste like?
Julia: i can show u how right now.. How's yr day been and all that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you learn to show me how?
Julia: somewhere else, certainly not here
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say.
Julia: I bet u cant predict what im gonna do now
Julie Tinkerbell: I think Gambler's Anonymous might be a better idea
Julia: You’re the most parental cynic Ive ever met.

20 years ago #3758
Kinkyness.

Liddora: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Sarah Miles: Yes, but feelings can be manipulated... in the Matrix.
Liddora: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Sarah Miles: Beautiful Oregon state, on the West Coast, specifically the Portland area. How about you?
Liddora: Do you mind if I refer to you as the master of afraid?
Sarah Miles: Nah, I don't mind at all. Knock yourself out!
Liddora: Neither do I.
Sarah Miles: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Sarah Miles: I want to be kinky for that, but it's just so difficult sometimes.
Liddora: That's like music to my ears. Go ahead and be kinky for that.

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