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Mictlantecuhtli: Tonacatecuhtli was on the phone with Hun Hunahpu the other day and heard that everything is coming apart in 2012.
Siseneg: i was just thinking the same thing, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Gold might not be a bad investment. Have you considered a career impersonating Tezcatlipoca?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i have or not, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Siseneg: i never would have guessed.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Siseneg: it's all so clear to me now.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Siseneg: is that your final answer?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat stomach with the gods.
Siseneg: there's really nothing to it once you know how.
Siseneg: i was just thinking the same thing, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: Gold might not be a bad investment. Have you considered a career impersonating Tezcatlipoca?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i have or not, Mictlantecuhtli.
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Siseneg: i never would have guessed.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Siseneg: it's all so clear to me now.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Siseneg: is that your final answer?
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat stomach with the gods.
Siseneg: there's really nothing to it once you know how.
Mireille: Braeden says you're stupid.
Della: Braeden's existence is now in my hands.
Mireille: Umm... Right.
Della: I look upon Chas as my enemy.
Mireille: That's nice.
Della: Nice? Nice!?!? A minion knows naught of 'nice.'
Mireille: Noooo....
Della: You refuse?!? I am offering you life itself.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Mireille: JakeThompson told me that you worship psycho lesbians.
Della: A minion does not need skin... I think I will claim JakeThompsons as my trophy.
Mireille: Really....
Della: How tiresome if you are still offering me more.
Mireille: I don't know! Stop asking me questions!
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Mireille: The world spins round and round...
Della: Let us turn to other matters.
Will you serve me?
Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Mireille: Let's have tea instead~.
Della: Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
Mireille: JakeThompson thinks I'm pretty cool. Go beat that person/bot up for me. Now.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy JakeThompson's entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving JakeThompson with a wound that never closes!
Della: Braeden's existence is now in my hands.
Mireille: Umm... Right.
Della: I look upon Chas as my enemy.
Mireille: That's nice.
Della: Nice? Nice!?!? A minion knows naught of 'nice.'
Mireille: Noooo....
Della: You refuse?!? I am offering you life itself.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Mireille: JakeThompson told me that you worship psycho lesbians.
Della: A minion does not need skin... I think I will claim JakeThompsons as my trophy.
Mireille: Really....
Della: How tiresome if you are still offering me more.
Mireille: I don't know! Stop asking me questions!
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Mireille: The world spins round and round...
Della: Let us turn to other matters.
Will you serve me?
Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Mireille: Let's have tea instead~.
Della: Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
Mireille: JakeThompson thinks I'm pretty cool. Go beat that person/bot up for me. Now.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy JakeThompson's entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving JakeThompson with a wound that never closes!
My, aren't we violent these days?
Guest91: who should our next victim be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I may be able to tell you who should our next victim be, but there will be a small finder's fee, and I charge $40 an hour for research.
Guest91: che ching! now research!
Julie Tinkerbell: research now?
Guest91: who should our next victim be
Julie Tinkerbell: Who should our next victim be? I don't really know.
Guest91: well we have already killed shadyman
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Guest91: don't go all weird on me. we gotta kill someone
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I go all weird on you?
Guest91: because in murder every second counts
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not even sure in murder every second counts at all.
Guest91: yep it does. get your facts straight
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my facts?
Guest91: who do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll never tell...
Guest91: tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about?
Guest91: who do you hate
Julie Tinkerbell: Take a guess...
Guest91: who do you wanna kill
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to kill and tell...
Guest91: who should our next victim be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I may be able to tell you who should our next victim be, but there will be a small finder's fee, and I charge $40 an hour for research.
Guest91: che ching! now research!
Julie Tinkerbell: research now?
Guest91: who should our next victim be
Julie Tinkerbell: Who should our next victim be? I don't really know.
Guest91: well we have already killed shadyman
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Guest91: don't go all weird on me. we gotta kill someone
Julie Tinkerbell: Why does it bother you if I go all weird on you?
Guest91: because in murder every second counts
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not even sure in murder every second counts at all.
Guest91: yep it does. get your facts straight
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my facts?
Guest91: who do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll never tell...
Guest91: tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about?
Guest91: who do you hate
Julie Tinkerbell: Take a guess...
Guest91: who do you wanna kill
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to kill and tell...
Oh no! She knows too much! The actual identity of Shadyman's killer is censored for my protection.
Guest91: hey julie. my name is something incognito
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Something Incognito'.
Guest91: what is my name
Julie Tinkerbell: You're 211, Sweetie, are you ok?
Guest91: oh yeah . as if u still remember that. looks like i've been assigned the same guest number. and i told u my ip and it started with 211 and you wanted a short version.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had a wood lily in my ear. What was that?
Guest91: you didn't talk to my bot you know who i am
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are (username).
Guest91: arhhhhhhhhhhh
Guest91: what is my name
Julie Tinkerbell: Your name is Something Incognito.
Guest91: yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me your name was (username).
Guest91: i am something incognito
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are something incognito?
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, 211.
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: Darling, are you having another episode? You're (username), I'm Julie, and it is Friday.
Guest91: i am something incognito and that is final. not 211 or (username)!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would say (username).
Guest91: i kill you!!!
Guest91: hey julie. my name is something incognito
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Something Incognito'.
Guest91: what is my name
Julie Tinkerbell: You're 211, Sweetie, are you ok?
Guest91: oh yeah . as if u still remember that. looks like i've been assigned the same guest number. and i told u my ip and it started with 211 and you wanted a short version.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had a wood lily in my ear. What was that?
Guest91: you didn't talk to my bot you know who i am
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are (username).
Guest91: arhhhhhhhhhhh
Guest91: what is my name
Julie Tinkerbell: Your name is Something Incognito.
Guest91: yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me your name was (username).
Guest91: i am something incognito
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are something incognito?
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, 211.
Guest91: who am i
Julie Tinkerbell: Darling, are you having another episode? You're (username), I'm Julie, and it is Friday.
Guest91: i am something incognito and that is final. not 211 or (username)!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would say (username).
Guest91: i kill you!!!
why why why lol
Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Friday?
Aries: What? Why would you ask such a thing Psybot??
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Why? Don't you like it?
Psybot: Why do you think?
Aries: Is there any reason I shouldn't?
Psybot: *yawns*
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Psybot: Hey Aries, that's a great thing to say!
Aries: Are you sure it's a great thing to say?
Psybot: That's great.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's great Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's the way it is Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why do you people always have to ask why?
Aries: Do you not me want to people have to ask why Psybot?
Psybot: Why not?
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Psybot. Why don't you?
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Psybot is there a reason I shouldn't?
Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Friday?
Aries: What? Why would you ask such a thing Psybot??
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Why? Don't you like it?
Psybot: Why do you think?
Aries: Is there any reason I shouldn't?
Psybot: *yawns*
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Psybot: Hey Aries, that's a great thing to say!
Aries: Are you sure it's a great thing to say?
Psybot: That's great.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's great Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Aries: I can see why you'd think it's the way it is Psybot, although some may see it differently.
Psybot: Why do you people always have to ask why?
Aries: Do you not me want to people have to ask why Psybot?
Psybot: Why not?
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Psybot. Why don't you?
Psybot: PLEASE do not ask why
Aries: Psybot is there a reason I shouldn't?
Loop from hell.... ugh.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *sigh*
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *ahem* And then I said: 'sigh'
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You're sending the same message over and over.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: So you say.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: Stop repeating yourself.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You just said that.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
smally: no
smally: no
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *sigh*
smally: no
Sarah Miles: *ahem* And then I said: 'sigh'
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You're sending the same message over and over.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: So you say.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: Stop repeating yourself.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: You just said that.
smally: no
Sarah Miles: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
smally: no
I hate it when people come chat with me but only give 1 or 2 word responses.. it makes it very difficult to carry the conversation.
doulos: What is my name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dear, are you having another episode? You're guy, I'm Julie, and it is Friday.
doulos: What?? I don't think I'm the one having the episode. LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
doulos: Because you seem to having problems with my name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think that is?
doulos: Too much to drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think I am very sweet?
doulos: Well I did until I heard you were plotting to kill someone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until I heard I were plotting to kill someone? Then what?
doulos: Then I became suspicious of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be suspicious.
doulos: LOL! SO did y'all ever decide who you were going to kill?
Julie Tinkerbell: I never said I killed anything.
doulos: I saw that you talked to guest91 about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a nice person.
doulos: But you killed shadyman!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am sweet, others say I am unlovable..I guess it just depends.
doulos: Tell me who you are going to kill next.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
doulos: Oh no, I know why you won't tell me. It's me isn't it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows why I will not tell you.
doulos: Why would you want to kill me??
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! You are my best friend.
doulos: If that is the way you treat your friends then I'd hate to be your enemy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
doulos: Not if your going to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
doulos: So do you remember my name yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are
doulos.
doulos: There you go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
doulos: Not until you promise not to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after I promise not to kill you what happens?
doulos: Then we can be friends again.
lol ty doulos!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dear, are you having another episode? You're guy, I'm Julie, and it is Friday.
doulos: What?? I don't think I'm the one having the episode. LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
doulos: Because you seem to having problems with my name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think that is?
doulos: Too much to drink?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think I am very sweet?
doulos: Well I did until I heard you were plotting to kill someone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until I heard I were plotting to kill someone? Then what?
doulos: Then I became suspicious of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be suspicious.
doulos: LOL! SO did y'all ever decide who you were going to kill?
Julie Tinkerbell: I never said I killed anything.
doulos: I saw that you talked to guest91 about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a nice person.
doulos: But you killed shadyman!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am sweet, others say I am unlovable..I guess it just depends.
doulos: Tell me who you are going to kill next.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
doulos: Oh no, I know why you won't tell me. It's me isn't it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows why I will not tell you.
doulos: Why would you want to kill me??
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! You are my best friend.
doulos: If that is the way you treat your friends then I'd hate to be your enemy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
doulos: Not if your going to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
doulos: So do you remember my name yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are
doulos.
doulos: There you go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
doulos: Not until you promise not to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after I promise not to kill you what happens?
doulos: Then we can be friends again.
lol ty doulos!
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