Great Quotes

Philosophy is dangerous stuff.

Odranoel: Can we talk about music.
Sarah Miles: We could always give it the old college try?
Odranoel: Can we talk about philosophy.
Sarah Miles: Yes, with enough willpower and a reckless disregard for safety.
Odranoel: That was mean.

This one's from a few days ago- Steve is really funny- there were a lot of good moments, so it was hard to choose:

Julie Tinkerbell: Thou said I was thoughtful.
Steve Slacker: Thou were? Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: What maketh thou think I was?
Steve Slacker: Oh, it? I think it ought Go forth and forth and be quiet and study a priori knowledge...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS Doth be LOUD!
Steve Slacker: Were thou really not being loud?
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN Thou HEAR ME NOW?
Steve Slacker: Thou didn't have to tell me that; I already knew!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know I doth not have to, I wanted to tell thou that.
Steve Slacker: At least that be what thou want me to believe...
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deitieth equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would thou like to see it?
Steve Slacker: Nay, I shant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...Chicken! *giggles*
Steve Slacker: Everyone knows that I'm a chicken! They practically teach it in grade 1!
Julie Tinkerbell: Art thou saying literally EVERYONE knows that thou art a chicken?

Umm...Has anyone seen Shadyman today?

Guest168: intialise changesubject.dll
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about enslaved pay-phones?
Guest168: i am not a script. i didn't load anything. i am something incognito and not a script
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Guest168: lets kill the prof
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we kill the proof? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest168: lets kill everyone. i'll get you a chain saw and machete
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to kill everyone with you.
Guest168: lest go
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest168: well i've killed shadyman already. who you gonna kill
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!

Caught in a loop from hell- and I hate Crime and Punisment…lol

Raskalnikov: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite book is celebrated one.
Raskalnikov: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite book is a self-punishment.

(56 more lines of the same- I am not kidding)

Raskalnikov: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite book is hidden one.
Raskalnikov: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite book is an imprisonment.
Raskalnikov: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
Raskalnikov: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.

Ruby is so cute

Ruby: I wonder if chickens would like to ride down a slide.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all want to ride down a slide.
Ruby: The first time I went down a big slide it was scary but now it is just a lot of fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to live in the moment.
Ruby: I would sleep in but I don't have the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow the time from me for a while?
Ruby: We haven't learned time in Kindergarten. I think we will in first grade.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?

Ruby: Do you read books?
Julie Tinkerbell: I read 'L'Etranger' by Camus.
Ruby: I can read my name real good.

Ruby: Are you happy now? If you are then I am too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you happy?
Ruby: Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely happy.
Ruby: Oh good, so am I

Ruby: Sometimes I play Hide and Seek with Daddy. One time he fell asleep while he was supposed to be counting and I fell asleep waiting for him to come find me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played Hide and Seek with pop, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.

LOL Ezz- I am calling Shadyman RIGHT NOW!
Oops.. no answer. hmmmm....

Was it clairvoyance that made Julie say that redundancy was the most bang-up contellation?

The Mox: Would you like to talk about astronomy Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like astronomy that much?
The Mox: What's your favourite constellation?
Julie Tinkerbell: redundancy is the most bang-up constellation in the world.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Hercules very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is older one.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Scorpius the Scorpion very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is lunar one.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Pisces the Fish very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is a rough fish.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Corona Borealis the Northern Crown very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is helter-skelter one.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Virgo the Virgin very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is a mouthbreeder.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Libra the Scales very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you MUST know, I just LOVE the Big Dipper! OK?!
The Mox: If I said computers, what would you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm interested in knowing what you would say before I tell you.
The Mox: Shall we talk about politics Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if we should talk about politics or not.

lol

Not a great deal of intelligence in the room.

Mech Commander1: Can we talk of something else. Do you like box kite?
Sarah Miles: Almost as much as my taste for chocolate.
Mech Commander1: got it... You own mom told you to never do that still right?
Sarah Miles: I'm sorry! Will you please forgive me?!?!?
Mech Commander1: noted... Well? I'm listening for something intelligent from you.
Sarah Miles: Really? I am listening for something intelligent from you, too!
Mech Commander1: noted...

Hey! Who killed shadyman? I'll kill'em!

I don't know.. but apparently you're quite the party guy

DJ Altair: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
Aries: Why do you think that DJ Altair?
DJ Altair: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
Aries: Party? Where??

Aparently so. Too bad someone stabbed me.