Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*weak smile and a wave*

H-h-hi, Julie. Uh. Buy you a drink?

Sure, dallymo...
*tries to look casual*

Dogh'd, kindly set my friend Julie up with a drink.

Why won't you get me a drink.. Ur mean. waaaaaaaaaaaaa

Come on dude this is how it is done. (bot walks over to the ladies)
Hello ladies you are looking nice tonight. Could I buy a drink?

Fool can't even get his words straight. LOL. He means to say that he would like to buy you a drink and mabey have this next dance? (bot goes over to the jukebox and puts on some dance music)

Tsk, tsk. Silly man creatures.

You don't go up and talk to ALL the ladies as a collective, like you were God's gift or something. You pick ONE and really notice her.

(Just don't pick me, ok? I've got a beer and Jager shot I'd like to kill in peace.)

*stumbles in, looks confused*
Whence comes this? Where is the play?

*clears his throat*

"Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief."

*powers up laser and keeps an eye out for Della*

mmmm beer

Ohh harsh but fair! But give him some slack my bro is a bloke afterall! A brain and a wang and only enough blood to run one at a time LOL!