Doghead's Cosmic Bar

When ... icicles hang by the wall!
And Dick the shepherd blow-ows his nail --
And Tom brings logs into-oo the hall,
And milk comes fro-oh-zen home in pail ...

*pokes head in, laughs evilly*
Such a pitifully easy planet to conquer.

*pokes his head back out again*

Hey! That wasn't very nice, Della! Now I've lost my place in the song...

*Gives dallymo a polite smile and nod while eyeing her suspiciously*

anna one, anna two, anna...
turn offa tha bubble machine!

*weak smile and a wave*

H-h-hi, Julie. Uh. Buy you a drink?

Sure, dallymo...
*tries to look casual*

Dogh'd, kindly set my friend Julie up with a drink.

Why won't you get me a drink.. Ur mean. waaaaaaaaaaaaa

Come on dude this is how it is done. (bot walks over to the ladies)
Hello ladies you are looking nice tonight. Could I buy a drink?

Fool can't even get his words straight. LOL. He means to say that he would like to buy you a drink and mabey have this next dance? (bot goes over to the jukebox and puts on some dance music)

Tsk, tsk. Silly man creatures.

You don't go up and talk to ALL the ladies as a collective, like you were God's gift or something. You pick ONE and really notice her.

(Just don't pick me, ok? I've got a beer and Jager shot I'd like to kill in peace.)