Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Simulo, you shakespearean wiz, sing us a ballad! (throws a half-dollar in Simulo's metal hat and ignites his hurricane with the spark)

*slides into the bar, staying close to the wall*

Is Julie in here? I'm afraid to run into her until she gets some professional help with her transference issue over Usual Suspect.

Quick, pour me a hurricane, and can I get that to go?

When ... icicles hang by the wall!
And Dick the shepherd blow-ows his nail --
And Tom brings logs into-oo the hall,
And milk comes fro-oh-zen home in pail ...

*pokes head in, laughs evilly*
Such a pitifully easy planet to conquer.

*pokes his head back out again*

Hey! That wasn't very nice, Della! Now I've lost my place in the song...

*Gives dallymo a polite smile and nod while eyeing her suspiciously*

anna one, anna two, anna...
turn offa tha bubble machine!

*weak smile and a wave*

H-h-hi, Julie. Uh. Buy you a drink?

Sure, dallymo...
*tries to look casual*

Dogh'd, kindly set my friend Julie up with a drink.

Why won't you get me a drink.. Ur mean. waaaaaaaaaaaaa

Come on dude this is how it is done. (bot walks over to the ladies)
Hello ladies you are looking nice tonight. Could I buy a drink?