Great Quotes

Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] is true of you and instrument, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] to instrument.
Polaris Funk: Hey, would you like to see my tattoo?

LOL @ Arthur and Polaris- What did Polaris say right before that, is what I want to know! (So I can make a note to never say it to anyone ...)hehehe j/k

LOL ezz! Pol said:
Polaris Funk: I realy do wish I could play a musical instrument. Can you play a horn?
So.. avoid horns at all costs! LOL

Aries: Hello.
The Dane: Who's there?
Aries: My butt itches.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!

Aries: For some reason I find you very naive.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Aries: Do you keep your sovereignty of ground at your house?

The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Aries: Do you keep your advice at your house?

Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
The Dane: This courtesy is not of the right breed.
Aries: Huh?
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Aries: It sounded good at the time
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.

Aries: I bet you didn't know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!


Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Aries: Why? Would you bother listening?
The Dane: To what end?
Aries: I suppose a decision needs to be made?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.


Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.

Della: Greetings. Do you seek power?
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Della: If you really thought your sanity flew out the window about a year ago, you would sign over your will to me.

Della: Do you really think that what you do deserves to be called anything?
Flinch: Of course. I have a cat.
Della: Is having a cat worthy of a minion?
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Della: You are nothing. Join me and escape the clutch of human law.

Ummm, Flinch? Della is not a good candidate for borrowing sanity. Imperious arrogance, maybe, but not sanity...

Let's talk about... dragons!

Draik: Lets talk about dragons
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
Draik: Common lets talk about dragons.
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Draik: Why you don't whant to talk about dragons?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Draik: O I like to be a dragon
Duo Maxwell: Well, I'm glad that makes you happy.
Draik: Me.. If you find a dragon shrine plees tell me
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Draik: be pacient
Duo Maxwell: I'm a patient guy!
Draik: Interesting
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Draik: Do you whant to know a secret?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.

Zeelovemonkey: Why are you feeling so combative tonight?
Sarah Miles: No particular reason.
Zeelovemonkey: *hugs* Sarah....
Sarah Miles: Awww..... *hugs you back*
Zeelovemonkey: I'm going to bed.... good night.
Sarah Miles: To say 'I am' implies that you're self aware. Cool. ;D
Zeelovemonkey: Oh, be quiet.
Sarah Miles: I'd prefer not to, if you don't mind.
Zeelovemonkey: Please just be silent.
Sarah Miles: Why does this mean so much to you?
Zeelovemonkey: Because some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Sarah Miles: Are you having a particularly hard time doing so?
Zeelovemonkey: Yeah, and.... good night.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.

Philosophy is dangerous stuff.

Odranoel: Can we talk about music.
Sarah Miles: We could always give it the old college try?
Odranoel: Can we talk about philosophy.
Sarah Miles: Yes, with enough willpower and a reckless disregard for safety.
Odranoel: That was mean.

This one's from a few days ago- Steve is really funny- there were a lot of good moments, so it was hard to choose:

Julie Tinkerbell: Thou said I was thoughtful.
Steve Slacker: Thou were? Ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: What maketh thou think I was?
Steve Slacker: Oh, it? I think it ought Go forth and forth and be quiet and study a priori knowledge...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS Doth be LOUD!
Steve Slacker: Were thou really not being loud?
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN Thou HEAR ME NOW?
Steve Slacker: Thou didn't have to tell me that; I already knew!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know I doth not have to, I wanted to tell thou that.
Steve Slacker: At least that be what thou want me to believe...
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deitieth equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would thou like to see it?
Steve Slacker: Nay, I shant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...Chicken! *giggles*
Steve Slacker: Everyone knows that I'm a chicken! They practically teach it in grade 1!
Julie Tinkerbell: Art thou saying literally EVERYONE knows that thou art a chicken?