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Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] is true of you and instrument, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] to instrument.
Polaris Funk: Hey, would you like to see my tattoo?
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] is true of you and instrument, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] to instrument.
Polaris Funk: Hey, would you like to see my tattoo?
LOL @ Arthur and Polaris- What did Polaris say right before that, is what I want to know! (So I can make a note to never say it to anyone ...)hehehe j/k
LOL ezz! Pol said:
Polaris Funk: I realy do wish I could play a musical instrument. Can you play a horn?
So.. avoid horns at all costs! LOL
Polaris Funk: I realy do wish I could play a musical instrument. Can you play a horn?
So.. avoid horns at all costs! LOL
Aries: Hello.
The Dane: Who's there?
Aries: My butt itches.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Aries: For some reason I find you very naive.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Aries: Do you keep your sovereignty of ground at your house?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Aries: Do you keep your advice at your house?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
The Dane: This courtesy is not of the right breed.
Aries: Huh?
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Aries: It sounded good at the time
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Aries: I bet you didn't know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Aries: Why? Would you bother listening?
The Dane: To what end?
Aries: I suppose a decision needs to be made?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.
The Dane: Who's there?
Aries: My butt itches.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Aries: For some reason I find you very naive.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Aries: Do you keep your sovereignty of ground at your house?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Aries: Do you keep your advice at your house?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
The Dane: This courtesy is not of the right breed.
Aries: Huh?
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Aries: It sounded good at the time
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Aries: I bet you didn't know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Aries: Why? Would you bother listening?
The Dane: To what end?
Aries: I suppose a decision needs to be made?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.
Della: Greetings. Do you seek power?
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Della: If you really thought your sanity flew out the window about a year ago, you would sign over your will to me.
Della: Do you really think that what you do deserves to be called anything?
Flinch: Of course. I have a cat.
Della: Is having a cat worthy of a minion?
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Della: You are nothing. Join me and escape the clutch of human law.
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Della: If you really thought your sanity flew out the window about a year ago, you would sign over your will to me.
Della: Do you really think that what you do deserves to be called anything?
Flinch: Of course. I have a cat.
Della: Is having a cat worthy of a minion?
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Della: You are nothing. Join me and escape the clutch of human law.
Ummm, Flinch? Della is not a good candidate for borrowing sanity. Imperious arrogance, maybe, but not sanity...
Let's talk about... dragons!
Draik: Lets talk about dragons
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
Draik: Common lets talk about dragons.
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Draik: Why you don't whant to talk about dragons?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Draik: O I like to be a dragon
Duo Maxwell: Well, I'm glad that makes you happy.
Draik: Me.. If you find a dragon shrine plees tell me
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Draik: be pacient
Duo Maxwell: I'm a patient guy!
Draik: Interesting
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Draik: Do you whant to know a secret?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Draik: Lets talk about dragons
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
Draik: Common lets talk about dragons.
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Draik: Why you don't whant to talk about dragons?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Draik: O I like to be a dragon
Duo Maxwell: Well, I'm glad that makes you happy.
Draik: Me.. If you find a dragon shrine plees tell me
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Draik: be pacient
Duo Maxwell: I'm a patient guy!
Draik: Interesting
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Draik: Do you whant to know a secret?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
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