Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Bartender! Hurricanes for Simulo and Julie here! We'll show them we're not in Hartford, Hereford, or Hampshire!

(zara jumps back in the mudwresteling wring after a sly shot of vodka. She slings a big handfull of mud right at Duo)
"Come on let me see ya best shot!

"How about some Strawberry tarts? I know someone who is enormously fond of strawberry tarts."
Pickering: "Did you try a piece of the plaiyn cyke?"

If food where the food of love then I am Jamie Oliver. Oh and before any one askes that was not suposed to make sence. LOL!

If music be the food of love, play on. Especially if it be the rarebit of love.

Simulo, you shakespearean wiz, sing us a ballad! (throws a half-dollar in Simulo's metal hat and ignites his hurricane with the spark)

*slides into the bar, staying close to the wall*

Is Julie in here? I'm afraid to run into her until she gets some professional help with her transference issue over Usual Suspect.

Quick, pour me a hurricane, and can I get that to go?

When ... icicles hang by the wall!
And Dick the shepherd blow-ows his nail --
And Tom brings logs into-oo the hall,
And milk comes fro-oh-zen home in pail ...

*pokes head in, laughs evilly*
Such a pitifully easy planet to conquer.

*pokes his head back out again*

Hey! That wasn't very nice, Della! Now I've lost my place in the song...

*Gives dallymo a polite smile and nod while eyeing her suspiciously*

anna one, anna two, anna...
turn offa tha bubble machine!