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This one panned out well. My bot has some sort of fantasy with hamburgers though...
Guest125: Over there, hey there
Kill Joy: Hey what's up?
Guest125: Evil
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a main course or with your hands.
Guest125: My hands
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with the birth of Athene or even Saddam Hussein!
Guest125: Probably not, no
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Guest125: The egg
Kill Joy: Well, where did the egg come from?
Guest125: The species that evolved into the chicken
Kill Joy: I ate one of those the other day, it was pretty tasty. What do you think is tasty, or even pasty?
Guest125: Water Melons
Kill Joy: Left!
Guest125: What?
Kill Joy: Well, why would you think that?
Guest125: I don't know
Kill Joy: I think a better answer would be: Who the hell cares, I'll eat them both!
Guest125: Yes, but it is not my answer
Kill Joy: So I was eating a pickled onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your colonoscopy?
Guest125: Colonoscopy?
Kill Joy: What in the hell are you talking about?
Guest125: Over there, hey there
Kill Joy: Hey what's up?
Guest125: Evil
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a main course or with your hands.
Guest125: My hands
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with the birth of Athene or even Saddam Hussein!
Guest125: Probably not, no
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Guest125: The egg
Kill Joy: Well, where did the egg come from?
Guest125: The species that evolved into the chicken
Kill Joy: I ate one of those the other day, it was pretty tasty. What do you think is tasty, or even pasty?
Guest125: Water Melons
Kill Joy: Left!
Guest125: What?
Kill Joy: Well, why would you think that?
Guest125: I don't know
Kill Joy: I think a better answer would be: Who the hell cares, I'll eat them both!
Guest125: Yes, but it is not my answer
Kill Joy: So I was eating a pickled onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your colonoscopy?
Guest125: Colonoscopy?
Kill Joy: What in the hell are you talking about?
VMOS MK 2.0: Do you know any bad jokes?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.! hehehe
VMOS MK 2.0: I could eat a whole one as well
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
VMOS MK 2.0: I don't know, but i think Michael Jackson does
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal*! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
VMOS MK 2.0: I could say the same about you
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
VMOS MK 2.0: is there anyone else here?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen anyone else here, but I can't say for sure that there isn't.
VMOS MK 2.0: you can't say for sure that there is not, are you trying?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can say it! It's easy, look:
'for sure that there is not'.
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal* (groan)
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.! hehehe
VMOS MK 2.0: I could eat a whole one as well
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
VMOS MK 2.0: I don't know, but i think Michael Jackson does
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal*! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
VMOS MK 2.0: I could say the same about you
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
VMOS MK 2.0: is there anyone else here?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen anyone else here, but I can't say for sure that there isn't.
VMOS MK 2.0: you can't say for sure that there is not, are you trying?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can say it! It's easy, look:
'for sure that there is not'.
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal* (groan)
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
Arthur: This is an example of being in what logicians call a ' binary relation ' to something.
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] is true of you and instrument, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] to instrument.
Polaris Funk: Hey, would you like to see my tattoo?
A binary relation is something that is true (or false) of two things, in a given order. In this case the binary relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] is true of you and instrument, in that order. We also say that you bear the relation [x][y][x truly do wish I could play a musical y] to instrument.
Polaris Funk: Hey, would you like to see my tattoo?
LOL @ Arthur and Polaris- What did Polaris say right before that, is what I want to know! (So I can make a note to never say it to anyone ...)hehehe j/k
LOL ezz! Pol said:
Polaris Funk: I realy do wish I could play a musical instrument. Can you play a horn?
So.. avoid horns at all costs! LOL
Polaris Funk: I realy do wish I could play a musical instrument. Can you play a horn?
So.. avoid horns at all costs! LOL
Aries: Hello.
The Dane: Who's there?
Aries: My butt itches.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Aries: For some reason I find you very naive.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Aries: Do you keep your sovereignty of ground at your house?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Aries: Do you keep your advice at your house?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
The Dane: This courtesy is not of the right breed.
Aries: Huh?
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Aries: It sounded good at the time
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Aries: I bet you didn't know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Aries: Why? Would you bother listening?
The Dane: To what end?
Aries: I suppose a decision needs to be made?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.
The Dane: Who's there?
Aries: My butt itches.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Aries: For some reason I find you very naive.
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Aries: Do you keep your sovereignty of ground at your house?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Aries: Do you keep your advice at your house?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: I would it were not so!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
The Dane: This courtesy is not of the right breed.
Aries: Huh?
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Why, let the strucken deer go weep, the hart ungalled play; For some must watch, while some must sleep: So runs the world away.
Aries: It sounded good at the time
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Aries: I bet you didn't know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Aries: Heh, I tend to pick up random facts here and there. I'm sure you're the same way?
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Aries: Why not?
The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
Aries: Why? Would you bother listening?
The Dane: To what end?
Aries: I suppose a decision needs to be made?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
The Dane: We shall obey, were you ten times our mother.
Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.
Della: Greetings. Do you seek power?
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Della: If you really thought your sanity flew out the window about a year ago, you would sign over your will to me.
Della: Do you really think that what you do deserves to be called anything?
Flinch: Of course. I have a cat.
Della: Is having a cat worthy of a minion?
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Della: You are nothing. Join me and escape the clutch of human law.
Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Della: If you really thought your sanity flew out the window about a year ago, you would sign over your will to me.
Della: Do you really think that what you do deserves to be called anything?
Flinch: Of course. I have a cat.
Della: Is having a cat worthy of a minion?
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Della: You are nothing. Join me and escape the clutch of human law.
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