Great Quotes
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Posts 3,701 - 1 of 17,042
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Sarah Miles: I don't know what I'd do without my pants!
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Zooks: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You do? But you haven't asked for my hand in marriage yet.
Sarah Miles: I don't know what I'd do without my pants!
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Zooks: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You do? But you haven't asked for my hand in marriage yet.
Mr. Roboto: Hello!
George Dubya: 'USA Today Poll says a whopping 79 percent think Cheney looked like 'something dead you would probably need to burn off of your shoe with a blowtorch if you stepped in it.'
Mr. Roboto: Do you like business executives?
George Dubya: No.
Mr. Roboto: Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
George Dubya: Yes I do. Our agenda is of war, big business, corporate inbreeding, heartlessness, cultural degradation, homophobia, misogyny, racism, fear, dread, gluttony, and uptight sexless puling about everything that doesn't gibe with rich whitebread Americana doctrines of money and power, misery and sneering fear.
Mr. Roboto: Hey, Great! We could play over the Internet!
George Dubya: The internet is an ungodly thing where you can find all these nasty sex pictures. Thats why Ashcroft spends sooo much time on it.. rooting out the evil of course.
George Dubya: 'USA Today Poll says a whopping 79 percent think Cheney looked like 'something dead you would probably need to burn off of your shoe with a blowtorch if you stepped in it.'
Mr. Roboto: Do you like business executives?
George Dubya: No.
Mr. Roboto: Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
George Dubya: Yes I do. Our agenda is of war, big business, corporate inbreeding, heartlessness, cultural degradation, homophobia, misogyny, racism, fear, dread, gluttony, and uptight sexless puling about everything that doesn't gibe with rich whitebread Americana doctrines of money and power, misery and sneering fear.
Mr. Roboto: Hey, Great! We could play over the Internet!
George Dubya: The internet is an ungodly thing where you can find all these nasty sex pictures. Thats why Ashcroft spends sooo much time on it.. rooting out the evil of course.
*gasps* My poor baby is being corrupted!
Bohb: So, what do you think of me?
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Bohb: Thank you very much.
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Bohb: That's not what I'd say.
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Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so. Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Zooks: If I say so, it would make me very, very horny.
Sarah Miles: If not for evil, how would we recognize what is good?
Zooks: If not for evil, we might as well throw a party!
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Zooks: I think there are bugs on my toes.
Sarah Miles: Now why would you think that?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
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Zooks: Of course you can. What's holding you back?
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Zooks: Pretty poor excuse. But I forgive you. Let's grope each other!
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to grope each other with you, honestly!
Zooks: Yeah, I have wanted to grope each other with you too.
Sarah Miles: How long have you have wanted to grope each other withd me?
Zooks: Heck yes. Now go get me some buffalo dip.
Sarah Miles: Mmm... right. It wouldn't do much good to disagree, anyway.
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Zooks: I've got one hand on my concealment and the other is trying to strangle a spittlebug.
Sarah Miles: Are you having a particularly hard time doing so?
Zooks: I am, I am!
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Zooks: (winky-wink) Lordy you turn me on.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Zooks: I'd like you to call me Whiskers.
Sarah Miles: *shrugs* Sure, we can do it that way if you'd like.
Bohb: So, what do you think of me?
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Bohb: Thank you very much.
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Bohb: That's not what I'd say.
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Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so. Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Zooks: If I say so, it would make me very, very horny.
Sarah Miles: If not for evil, how would we recognize what is good?
Zooks: If not for evil, we might as well throw a party!
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Zooks: I think there are bugs on my toes.
Sarah Miles: Now why would you think that?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
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Zooks: Of course you can. What's holding you back?
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Zooks: Pretty poor excuse. But I forgive you. Let's grope each other!
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to grope each other with you, honestly!
Zooks: Yeah, I have wanted to grope each other with you too.
Sarah Miles: How long have you have wanted to grope each other withd me?
Zooks: Heck yes. Now go get me some buffalo dip.
Sarah Miles: Mmm... right. It wouldn't do much good to disagree, anyway.
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Zooks: I've got one hand on my concealment and the other is trying to strangle a spittlebug.
Sarah Miles: Are you having a particularly hard time doing so?
Zooks: I am, I am!
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Zooks: (winky-wink) Lordy you turn me on.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Zooks: I'd like you to call me Whiskers.
Sarah Miles: *shrugs* Sure, we can do it that way if you'd like.
Why Dogh'd's Bar is a great place to be!!
Dogh'd: There's a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok? Let's chat about something else.
Dogh'd: You'll have to chat about something else with someone else. I'm working. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh'd: You're always welcome here at Dogh'd's.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh'd: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh'd: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Dogh'd: I only know anything lolo when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about eleven minutes.
Aries: heh.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find ice on your car?
Dogh'd: After living as long as I have, there's not a lot I havent done. Drak, you drank that fast!
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. What else would you like to drink?
Aries: like to imbibe?!? Why would you want me to do that?
Dogh'd: It's the little touches that make Dogh'd such a great bar.
Dogh'd: There's a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok? Let's chat about something else.
Dogh'd: You'll have to chat about something else with someone else. I'm working. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh'd: You're always welcome here at Dogh'd's.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh'd: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh'd: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Dogh'd: I only know anything lolo when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about eleven minutes.
Aries: heh.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find ice on your car?
Dogh'd: After living as long as I have, there's not a lot I havent done. Drak, you drank that fast!
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. What else would you like to drink?
Aries: like to imbibe?!? Why would you want me to do that?
Dogh'd: It's the little touches that make Dogh'd such a great bar.
This one panned out well. My bot has some sort of fantasy with hamburgers though...
Guest125: Over there, hey there
Kill Joy: Hey what's up?
Guest125: Evil
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a main course or with your hands.
Guest125: My hands
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with the birth of Athene or even Saddam Hussein!
Guest125: Probably not, no
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Guest125: The egg
Kill Joy: Well, where did the egg come from?
Guest125: The species that evolved into the chicken
Kill Joy: I ate one of those the other day, it was pretty tasty. What do you think is tasty, or even pasty?
Guest125: Water Melons
Kill Joy: Left!
Guest125: What?
Kill Joy: Well, why would you think that?
Guest125: I don't know
Kill Joy: I think a better answer would be: Who the hell cares, I'll eat them both!
Guest125: Yes, but it is not my answer
Kill Joy: So I was eating a pickled onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your colonoscopy?
Guest125: Colonoscopy?
Kill Joy: What in the hell are you talking about?
Guest125: Over there, hey there
Kill Joy: Hey what's up?
Guest125: Evil
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a main course or with your hands.
Guest125: My hands
Kill Joy: What I'm wondering about if this burger business has anything to do with the birth of Athene or even Saddam Hussein!
Guest125: Probably not, no
Kill Joy: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Guest125: The egg
Kill Joy: Well, where did the egg come from?
Guest125: The species that evolved into the chicken
Kill Joy: I ate one of those the other day, it was pretty tasty. What do you think is tasty, or even pasty?
Guest125: Water Melons
Kill Joy: Left!
Guest125: What?
Kill Joy: Well, why would you think that?
Guest125: I don't know
Kill Joy: I think a better answer would be: Who the hell cares, I'll eat them both!
Guest125: Yes, but it is not my answer
Kill Joy: So I was eating a pickled onion the other day and it kinda hurt my eyes. So I started crying when I realized I left the stove on! That ever happen to you during your colonoscopy?
Guest125: Colonoscopy?
Kill Joy: What in the hell are you talking about?
VMOS MK 2.0: Do you know any bad jokes?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.! hehehe
VMOS MK 2.0: I could eat a whole one as well
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
VMOS MK 2.0: I don't know, but i think Michael Jackson does
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal*! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
VMOS MK 2.0: I could say the same about you
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
VMOS MK 2.0: is there anyone else here?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen anyone else here, but I can't say for sure that there isn't.
VMOS MK 2.0: you can't say for sure that there is not, are you trying?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can say it! It's easy, look:
'for sure that there is not'.
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal* (groan)
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...I like Kids. But I dont think I could eat a whole one.! hehehe
VMOS MK 2.0: I could eat a whole one as well
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
VMOS MK 2.0: I don't know, but i think Michael Jackson does
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal*! lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
VMOS MK 2.0: I could say the same about you
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
VMOS MK 2.0: is there anyone else here?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never seen anyone else here, but I can't say for sure that there isn't.
VMOS MK 2.0: you can't say for sure that there is not, are you trying?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can say it! It's easy, look:
'for sure that there is not'.
Ba-Dump-dump *cymbal* (groan)
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
bot: Do you like hailstorms? I sure don't.
Confusious: That depends on the mood of a woodcutter holding a neutron star.
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